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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

As a commie it is so loving strange to see weird nerds essentially coming up with populist expropriation on their own but only applying it in the dumbest, narrowest, most consumerist ways

We must seize the means of Star Wars canon.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Owlbear Camus posted:



You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s.

DoctorGonzo posted:

lmao that the new ghostbusters will be better than the last star wars movies

ehh, maybe. it looks very TFA like and i am kinda weird out by that. like 1 was good/great comedy(2 was a mixed bag and 2016 was boring/bad) but loving lol. also egon having kids is weird.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s.


ehh, maybe. it looks very TFA like and i am kinda weird out by that. like 1 was good/great comedy(2 was a mixed bag and 2016 was boring/bad) but loving lol. also egon having kids is weird.

I can't nut if my wookieepedia article on Breasts has a Legends tag

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s.

Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes..


Wired: Han Solo does of old age or some poo poo I guess, Chewie is crushed by a moon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Han Solo beat the weasel

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Chomp8645 posted:

Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes..


Wired: Han Solo does of old age or some poo poo I guess, Chewie is crushed by a moon.

Still a chance for the second part to happen. Crushed by star killer moon 2

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Colonel Cancer posted:

What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too?

name him... Adoy.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Owlbear Camus posted:

name him... Adoy.

And he can have a tiny adorable goatee...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too?

Why do you think they introduced baby yoda?

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

We already have evil yoda. He's called yoda

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Imagine you're decades in hermitage starved for contact and the first guy you see who's not a lizard or a snake you're like "I'm gonna troll the everloving poo poo out of this guy." Yoda owns.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
jar jar was the phantom menace

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Chomp8645 posted:

Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes..


Wired: Han Solo does of old age or some poo poo I guess, Chewie is crushed by a moon.

i kinda of enjoy disneys depiction of han and leia and their whole marriage imploding. they tried to make it work but as rich evans said, "do you think han solo would be a good dad" Ben was kid who had a bad dad and bad uncle and a poo poo head dude promising him power and cool poo poo.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Uh actually Dagobah is a Yoda-kind home planet. When Luke isn't around, Yoda spends his time surrounded by other little ugly green men and women doing whatever yodas do

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Uh actually Dagobah is a Yoda-kind home planet. When Luke isn't around, Yoda spends his time surrounded by other little ugly green men and women doing whatever yodas do

loving (probably)

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

Owlbear Camus posted:

name him... Adoy.

and he speaks proper english

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



AlphaKeny1 posted:

and he speaks proper english
kotor established that there were other yoda dudes that could speak properly and that yoda is just a doofus

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Also the KOTOR Yoda had a surname, so Yoda is just putting on airs trying to go monomynous like Bono.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey now in 5000 years who knows how many changes in language and technology will occur...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey is that a prehistoric Millenium Falcon?!

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

The Century Fox

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Owlbear Camus posted:

name him... Adoy.

Yod.

Kneel before Yod.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Looking forward to inevitable new He-Man movie.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

As a commie it is so loving strange to see weird nerds essentially coming up with populist expropriation on their own but only applying it in the dumbest, narrowest, most consumerist ways

I warned you about media franchises bro!!

I told you dog!

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

skasion posted:

Yod.

Kneel before Yod.

Yooda. Or maybe Yodaa.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Chomp8645 posted:

Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes..


The end of ROS should be Kylo Ren coming to the light side and everyone embracing him and forgiving him and then Chewbacca just smacks his head off because he killed his best friend

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Applewhite posted:

Looking forward to inevitable new He-Man Cinematic Universe!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mekaneck: Origins

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They're making a Matrix 4. How are people not fed up with this poo poo? Am I the crazy one because I want to watch a movie not based on a preexisting property?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you can take the blue pill and wake up and everything will be back to normal.... or you can take the red pill and see how deep the franchise goes

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



i don't think the matrix will be as good with a woman director

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006

can't be any worse

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I hope Matrix 4 brings back the chain gun mechs because they were lit

They should also have chainsaws and in fact, the whole movie should be about them instead of dressing up as school shooters and doing kung fu

skasion fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Dec 10, 2019

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1204393234438316032?s=19

Boyega is not gonna shy away from talking about these movies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Owlbear Camus posted:

if you want a vision of the future, picture a reedy voiced dork wheezing at the camera in front of his funko pops and rhodesian flag about how sjws ruined his star war, forever

I'm NOT wheezing

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

John Wick of Dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1204393234438316032?s=19

Boyega is not gonna shy away from talking about these movies

'this wasn't the movie I wanted it to be'

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
crazy how the two male actors that don't get to be as big of an alpha badass as they were expecting don't like the movie

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Lmao

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Consider every black character they've shown in Star Wars has been a traitor, coward, or lowlife. It's bullshit.

Even Mace Windu betrayed and tried to assassinate the lawfully and duly elected chancellor.

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