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Sagebrush posted:That one's bullshit. It's minimally three or four separate interactions to get from the photo view to actually sending it to a specific person. No way does your phone accidentally do all of those in your pocket before the screen shuts off. If it was the exact same story except the guy "accidentally" sent a picture of his dick to his female co-worker, everyone would be calling him out. It really reads like it's an attempted "tripped and fell dick-first" sort of retroactive justification. He might have e.g. accidentally texted it to the wrong person or something but there was definitely more intent involved than he's letting on.
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Sagebrush posted:That one's bullshit. It's minimally three or four separate interactions to get from the photo view to actually sending it to a specific person. No way does your phone accidentally do all of those in your pocket before the screen shuts off. If it was the exact same story except the guy "accidentally" sent a picture of his dick to his female co-worker, everyone would be calling him out. normally I'd agree with you, but a couple weeks ago fate stepped in and sent a bunch of pictures of the inside of my pocket to the last person i texted i want to believe
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Play posted:I don't believe you'd actually do that. You'd quiet down once I made it clear I"m not putting it up, ever. And if you didn't I'd sic the flight attendants on you What are the flight attendants gonna do? You're just making it a politeness competition then, and the one who can convince the flight attendant they're the most reasonable wins. 'Im sorry, I dont mean to, it's just with his seat reclined my knees happen to be hitting the back. I'm trying ever so hard to be polite! If he put his seat up, he would be able to be comfortable.' Then as soon as she's turned, my knees return to their position digging into your spine and kicking your kidneys. Sometimes I might take off my shoes and socks just to make some quick gross appearances for ya, before you have time to get anyone to handle it but enough time to really be nasty. I might also stand up to 'go to the bathroom' and then fart straight on your loving head with glee, or spill my drink on you 'standing up'. If we're trapped here together and you decide to make my time difficult, I will spent the entire journey thinking of creative ways to gently caress with you in kind. At least it gives me something to do to pass the time. I'm not saying there's a right or wrong here, but that there's no 'One Way' and if you ignore the requests of the people around you because beep boop 'you can recline the seat so it means you're allowed', you're the rear end in a top hat who deserves whatever they get. The essence of dealing with people is listening and negotiating with them to get along together. If you decide not to even do that bare minimum bc I Can Press Button, go gently caress yaself. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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The Bramble posted:My (28f) boyfriend (32m) has this one Christmas tradition I disagree with I was waiting for grandpa's wooden buttplug tree to win
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My ex boyfriend just asked for an old sex toy back to re gift to his new girlfriend. [all mid 20s] Soooo he bought us a long distance vibrator shortly before we broke up last may. It's been at my place (I haven't been able to find it but I haven't looked that hard either). He has just texted me asking for it back because he's dating somebody new, she's going away for the holidays, he wants to use it with her, and he "assumes I haven't used it myself". We never used it so I guess it's still kind of new, although it's very much unwrapped and clearly not actually new. The thing is, he lied to me for our entire relationship (a year and a half) about basically his entire life, so I think it's safe to assume he wouldn't tell her it was ours. For now I've told him that I can't find it, and also that it's rude to re gift an old sex toy from a previous relationship. I mean, that poor girl. I guess I just want some external opinions. This is hella weird, right? tldr ex boyfriend wants our old sex toy for his new girl, weird or not?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My ex boyfriend just asked for an old sex toy back to re gift to his new girlfriend. [all mid 20s] Hella.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:What are the flight attendants gonna do? You're just making it a politeness competition then, and the one who can convince the flight attendant they're the most reasonable wins. You sound like a healthy individual.
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MarcusSA posted:Not really an rear end in a top hat because you don’t owe them anything but like it would have blown over eventually. The only thing blown is the dude's rear end in a top hat.
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Danaru posted:Ok boomer Johnny Truant posted:your tone absolutely drips with StrangersInTheNight posted:What are the flight attendants gonna do? You're just making it a politeness competition then, and the one who can convince the flight attendant they're the most reasonable wins. Please calm down guys, I'd say failing to understand a clear joke (sic the flight attendant on you? seriously?) is pretty drat boomer. That was meant to be the most obvious troll but apparently it wasn't obvious enough It's funny because I hardly ever put my seat back, only on long long flights, all I'm talking about is whether it's a normal thing to do. I think it is, because I see most people doing it on almost every flight I take. I just flew from Thailand last week and I wouldn't be surprised if every single person had their seat back at one time or another. That's all I'm trying to figure out, and I'd say so far it's about an even split between people like me who see everyone doing it and people who seem to think it's some kind of forbidden maneuver. I'm really confused at the variation there Also I know you almost certainly don't do poo poo when the person in front of you puts their seat down, except have power fantasies about kicking the seat like a child that you can post on something awful later. People are acting like throwing a tantrum is the ADULT way to handle it when my recommendation is to simply deal with it because it WILL happen regardless
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Dec 17, 2019 20:13
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Just lol if you don't immediately start giving a head massage to whomever reclines their seat into your lap.
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Play posted:Please calm down guys, I'd say failing to understand a clear joke (sic the flight attendant on you? seriously?) is pretty drat boomer. That was meant to be the most obvious troll but apparently it wasn't obvious enough flights over asia everyone puts their seat back no question in flights over NA it's hit or miss but depends on length. At the end of the day, i'll put my seat down if i want to and that's really the long and short of it. put on some headphones pop a cap of thc before security and sleep your way through the miserable clouds
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Remember when internet tough guys would tell elaborate stories about using karate on muggers rather than being super passive aggressive on planes? Those were the days.
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Dec 17, 2019 20:32
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Might as well lean back that seat now before airlines start having a "Standing Room Only" section and you have to pay extra for the luxury of sitting down.
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Dec 17, 2019 20:33
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just fly your own plane, god. i can slide the seat back and forth and stick my legs all the way forwards and stretch my ankles against the toe brakes and even open the window for a breeze. plus i get to choose where i go and there's no TSA. buncha plebs
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StrangersInTheNight posted:What are the flight attendants gonna do? You're just making it a politeness competition then, and the one who can convince the flight attendant they're the most reasonable wins. Oh yeah? Try it, tall-y. I'd get up so fast that in your confusion and fear you'd hit your mile-high head on the overhead storage compartment, dazing you and opening the compartment of precarious luggage that would strike you down. That would give me the opportunity to open every compartment the entire length of the plane, rending your height a handicap as you could no longer navigate without hunching over. Enraged, you'd try to attack me but your gangly limbs would no longer be able to fit in the confined space and I'd easily dodge you as you trip, legs akimbo. You think you own this plane? Think again, kiddo. You thought this was the flight deck but it's the fight deck and you've already loving lost.
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no discussion about the landlord evicting someone in december because he needs more room to host a dinner party? My jimmies are certainly rustled
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Biplane posted:no discussion about the landlord evicting someone in december because he needs more room to host a dinner party? My jimmies are certainly rustled He didn't even go through the eviction process! He just changed the locks because he's too busy for courts and stuff. Every reply is telling him to get ready for jail.
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Dear Reddit, is it unlawful to evict someone without a legal process? Sincerely, Some Idiot P.S. Also, is it unlawful to just take someones stuff because i'm too busy to purchase it? REALLY need to get this christmas done. P.P.S. Do you actually have to pay lawyers? I'm a little busy for that right now with all these court cases. God bless & Merry christmas TheDeadlyShoe fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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when you google the title of that post, the first result is the post itself, and every other result is an article saying "Don't lock your tenants out -- it is always illegal" lomarf. i hope he goes to prison and his assets are given to the tenant
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Biplane posted:no discussion about the landlord evicting someone in december because he needs more room to host a dinner party? My jimmies are certainly rustled the ones that get discussion are the ones that have a moral grey area that can spur debate this one is just like "I'm a criminally stupid landlord who illegally evicted a family in the winter before Christmas for my own idiotic needs (not even a profit motive). Advice?"
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Biplane posted:no discussion about the landlord evicting someone in december because he needs more room to host a dinner party? My jimmies are certainly rustled The reddit post already had the best comment possible. quote:You may need the advice of 3 ghosts
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Dear tall people, Please accept that we live in a capitalist hellscape and you are now obliged to spend $25 or $50 more to live in the "comfort plus" zone of the cabin, which is where there is extra legroom to return us to the halcyon days of the early 1990s, so that your kneecaps don't break. If you don't have enough money for this, but do have enough money to fly, I am deeply confused. Sincerely, An rear end in a top hat resigned to living in a world where we pay extra money for comfort.
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I'm a Man Who Absolutely Loves Musical Theater. Could I Be Secretly Gay?quote:Dear How to Do It, It's true, every time you watch Oklahoma! you have to suck off your nearest guy friend. It's the law.
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm a Man Who Absolutely Loves Musical Theater. Could I Be Secretly Gay? Between this and the guy who isn't sure if he should tell his girlfriend that he's seeing sex workers it's been a banner week for morons.
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With all the hilarious holiday stories being posted I would never have guessed reclining seats would be the New Derail. What a world we live in.quote:How Do I (19M) Change My Cat's (1M) Name After A Breakup Without Suspicion? And What To?
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the people who insist that you aren't supposed to recline your seat are also the ones who under-report their overtime because the company says it's really struggling this year and it would really help them to not have to pay as much
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StrangersInTheNight posted:What are the flight attendants gonna do? You're just making it a politeness competition then, and the one who can convince the flight attendant they're the most reasonable wins. Actually the airlines have weighed in on this by banning those seat recliner lockout things. If you have a seat that reclines, recline at will.
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Sagebrush posted:the people who insist that you aren't supposed to recline your seat are also the ones who under-report their overtime because the company says it's really struggling this year and it would really help them to not have to pay as much You're not loving over the company overlords, you're loving over your fellow man. So there is sort of a difference. I don't have a leg in this race though, since I am wonderfully short but also a woman so I don't have to worry about my masculinity being lesser somehow.
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Reclining in an airplane seat sucks though, you hardly get a change of angle. Might as well get a neck pillow and stay upright, you'll get the same effect.
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DemoneeHo posted:I'm a Man Who Absolutely Loves Musical Theater. Could I Be Secretly Gay? I was leaning toward "straight man with unconventional interests and low sex drive" until the signature.
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Dazerbeams posted:You're not loving over the company overlords, you're loving over your fellow man. So there is sort of a difference. the company overlords are loving you all over by making the seats inhumanly small. if you argue that you aren't supposed to recline your seat, you're turning the frustration into an attack on your fellow man instead of rightfully directing it at the airline. people piss and moan about ThE SoCiAL cOnTrAcT and the airline beatifically avoids any blame. don't be fooled. recline your seat all the way back the moment that light goes off. take everything you are afforded.
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Arcturas posted:Dear tall people, where do you live that going from a cramped, coffin-like space as a seat to something with more legroom isnt hundreds if not thousands of dollars more expensive
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Biplane posted:where do you live that going from a cramped, coffin-like space as a seat to something with more legroom isnt hundreds if not thousands of dollars more expensive Paying $25-50 extra gets you a coach seat next to an emergency exit hatch, which has a few inches more legroom. The airlines realized they could monetize this a few years ago. Comfort Plus is a seat class upgrade and much more expensive.
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haveblue posted:Paying $25-50 extra gets you a coach seat next to an emergency exit hatch, which has a few inches more legroom. The airlines realized they could monetize this a few years ago. Maybe I'm getting the moniker wrong, but on ordinary Delta flights from SF to Denver, or SLC to Minneapolis, I can pay $25 or $50 to move to the front half of the cabin and get 2-3 inches of extra leg room. It's not a business-class upgrade costing hundreds of dollars like I'd have to spend on an international/intercontinental flight, and it's not first class.
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I'm 6'2", recline at will person ahead of me. We're all in this together and you paid for a seat same as I did. Taking out my frustration at uncomfortable travel arrangements on fellow passengers makes as much sense as skipping out on the tip at a restaurant because I make minimum wage too. Also the guy who said he'd dump his drink on you and fart in your face is a complete psychopath and I hope he gets to explain his reasoning to the police that meet him at the gate when the flight takes an emergency stop over an unruly passenger.
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Also united economy plus is $65 if you are so emotionally unstable that it is worth getting in a fight with someone for spilling a drink on them intentionally then you might want to consider that
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are we seriously recommending people buy the nickle and dime upgrade options gently caress none of y'all know how to travel 65 bucks is often 10% or more of the cost. and even then its still sixty five bucks!
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We've done it, we've found the most tedious derail. e: If I recline my seat while the plane is taking off from the treadmill, do I tip the captain 10% or 9.999999999%? It makes a difference to me because I'm trying to save up enough money to pay for a reasonably priced wedding, which is hard to do on a six-figure salary.
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The Iron Rose posted:are we seriously recommending people buy the nickle and dime upgrade options Yeah wtf is wrong with you people!
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