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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I know it's cloaked in meme irony but "I have the high ground" as a plot beat just fuckin sucks. Just have him beat him normally no need for that absurdity

2020: We're re-cancelling the prequels.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

I know it's cloaked in meme irony but "I have the high ground" as a plot beat just fuckin sucks. Just have him beat him normally no need for that absurdity

2020: We're re-cancelling the prequels.

The force is stronger up there.

Inverse cube law.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

zoux posted:

I know it's cloaked in meme irony but "I have the high ground" as a plot beat just fuckin sucks. Just have him beat him normally no need for that absurdity

2020: We're re-cancelling the prequels.

You are a bold one

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

They are all three dogshit movies. They suck balls!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 01:32 on Dec 20, 2019

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

AstroWhale posted:

loving trash

Hey this is all bad and you should feel bad.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

The pup loves you no matter what you look like.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

zoux posted:

I know it's cloaked in meme irony but "I have the high ground" as a plot beat just fuckin sucks. Just have him beat him normally no need for that absurdity

2020: We're re-cancelling the prequels.

The high ground being a significant advantage in a fight is one of the only things that made sense in the movie you clown, you idiot, you absolute buffoon,

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Son of Rodney posted:

The high ground being a significant advantage in a fight is one of the only things that made sense in the movie you clown, you idiot, you absolute buffoon,

nice ground

for a jedi to hold

on a lava planet

idiot

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/SpaceJamCheck/status/1207843626283360256

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! drat YOU! GOD drat YOU ALL TO HELL!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

When you're going up against dudes with normal guns / swords, sure.

These were two dudes who could slam anything within line of sight into anything else within line of sight.

Traditional fighting rules don't matter for poo poo once you introduce magic and a lot of them invert completely

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Pastry of the Year posted:

nice ground

for a jedi to hold

on a lava planet

idiot

Yes, exactly, and don't sight your posts

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Son of Rodney posted:

Yes, exactly, and don't sight your posts

well with the blast shield down I can't see a thing, how am I supposed to post

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

noooo :(

Duuuuuust in the wind

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s from a Creative Convention contest that ended this week.

I’m at a loss for words.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

The high ground being a significant advantage in a fight is one of the only things that made sense in the movie you clown, you idiot, you absolute buffoon,

Oh yeah I forgot about when Darth Maul, extremely holding the high ground, easily killed Obi One Kenobi, and Star Wars didn't happen

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Platystemon posted:

It’s from a Creative Convention contest that ended this week.

I’m at a loss for words.

Motherfucker

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Platystemon posted:

It’s from a Creative Convention contest that ended this week.

I’m at a loss for words.

:vince: Absolutely phenomenal

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


zoux posted:

I know it's cloaked in meme irony but "I have the high ground" as a plot beat just fuckin sucks. Just have him beat him normally no need for that absurdity

2020: We're re-cancelling the prequels.

No, because anakin needs to be "beaten" but still attack and force Obiwan to own him otherwise Obiwan might look bad and hubris or something. JEEZE

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its still up


https://www.spacejam.com/jam.htm

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pastry of the Year posted:

nice ground

for a jedi to hold

on a lava planet

idiot

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Son of Rodney posted:

The high ground being a significant advantage in a fight is one of the only things that made sense in the movie you clown, you idiot, you absolute buffoon,

A 7' height advantage is absolutely worthless in a fight against someone with a 40' vertical leap and telekinesis.

E: f,b almost as bad as Anakin

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Who What Now posted:

A 7' height advantage is absolutely worthless in a fight against someone with a 40' vertical leap and telekinesis.

E: f,b almost as bad as Anakin

and yet with this worthless advantage obi wan beat anakin

riddle me THAT

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

zoux posted:

Oh yeah I forgot about when Darth Maul, extremely holding the high ground, easily killed Obi One Kenobi, and Star Wars didn't happen

oBVIOUSLY this is how Obi-wan figured out how not get owned when you have the high ground. It's like poetry, it rhymes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

foobardog posted:

Small brain: taxes are easy

Medium brain: taxes are hard because there's a lot of possible ways to get tax credits which can make a big difference in the final result

Galaxy brain: taxes are hard because we are too bought into capitalist ideology to provide simple straightforward welfare, instead gating it behind your ability to follow forms and legalese, as well as fuelling a predatory industry of tax preparers despite the fact that the IRS (for example) knows very well how much money it wants from you and could do your taxes for you, letting you contest it if they're wrong.

Universe brain: taxes are theft

Transcendent brain: you never have to pay taxes if you never make any money.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

what the poo poo is this poo poo

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Wow this is garbage

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Oct 30, 2009

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Queen Combat posted:

Wow this is garbage

But I didn’t post anything?!?!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ToxicSlurpee posted:

Transcendent brain: you never have to pay taxes if you never make any money.
lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ive never read a single one of those flag circle things and i never will

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



El Burbo posted:

oBVIOUSLY this is how Obi-wan figured out how not get owned when you have the high ground. It's like poetry, it rhymes

He's just using Bonetti's Defense

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4yjCo8JWs

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

loving :same: all day

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Some real fuckin hot garbage in the meme thread lately.

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