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May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe

System Metternich posted:

They're also insanely good and way better than the bland stuff you can get in Germany, I might add

I occasionally get fresh ones directly at the factory. They are amazing for something that simple.

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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

GABA ghoul posted:

Frohes generisches Winterfest everyone.

sehr spezifisches Winterfest, wir feiern das morgen die Sonne aufgeht

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Goa Tse-tung posted:

sehr spezifisches Winterfest, wir feiern das morgen die Sonne aufgeht

Ich dachte man feiert die Geburt eines Kindes, was man dann in den folgenden Monaten mästet um es zu Ostern zu verzehren? :confused:

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Randler posted:

Ich dachte man feiert die Geburt eines Kindes, was man dann in den folgenden Monaten mästet um es zu Ostern zu verzehren? :confused:

So THAT’S why our pediatrician is worried about my daughter being too thin

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Does she live in a Lebkuchenhaus by any chance?

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010
It got demolished by Schwedenbomben, obviously.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Bombplan Henrick gör det igen

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Randler posted:

Bombplan Henrick gör det igen

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Wengy posted:

So THAT’S why our pediatrician is worried about my daughter being too thin

Don't listen to the pediatricians, op. What's her macros? Keto or carb diet?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Trying to get a baby swole is the biggest challenge I’ve ever faced lads

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

Frohe Weihnachtsgruesse von der US-amerikanischen Westkueste!

SRF
Oct 31, 2011

Randler posted:

Bombplan Henrick gör det igen

All those hours spent learning Swedish finally paying off.

Happy holidays, fellow goons.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Vanadium posted:

Frohe Weihnachtsgruesse von der US-amerikanischen Westkueste!

And a merry Christmas to you, kind sir!

Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

Wengy posted:

Trying to get a baby swole is the biggest challenge I’ve ever faced lads

Make her/him/hir lift a lot and don't skip leg day.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Randler posted:

Bombplan Henrick gör det igen

episkt detta


I spent Christmas day with a bunch of literal Landwirte near Cloppenburg and I can report that they really do be a bunch of passive-aggressive snowflakes about almost anything. Fairly hospitable though. Also if I never see another bottle of Asbach again I'll die happy

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

https://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Open-Source-Bundeswehr-baut-eigene-verschluesselte-Messenger-App-4623404.html

  1. :laffo:
  2. this will cost at least a billion €
  3. servers will break down constantly with no replacement parts
  4. yo app but for swastikas

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Sereri posted:

  1. :laffo:
  2. this will cost at least a billion €
  3. servers will break down constantly with no replacement parts
  4. yo app but for swastikas

In the occasional case of spare parts being available, the local IT specialist troops won't be allowed to fix the servers even for jobs as simple as plugging in a replacement ethernet cable, instead having to call in a contractor with a lead time of 29-35 working days.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Fixed bug that made it possible to access location data of every soldier(this time it's really fixed)

Eezee
Apr 3, 2011

My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst
At least they are looking at Matrix and don't just try coding their own garbage software.

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
Ive been checking out austrian google reviews. Found a lot of "we were treated like dumb tourists even though we spoke fluent german" but also this

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
The only good Austrian is Lisa Eckhart.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Nah, there are lots of good Austrians. Falco, Jörg Heider and Hitler are just 3 examples.

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
Hey, what about me? I'm great, I do a mean Kaiserschmarrn. :colbert:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

It's pretty crazy that some random german mountain microstate that nobody has even heard of has its own flag on SA but the actual Germany doesn't. Schwarze Null, but with smiley expenses

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

why is there a crying Krähe on the Austrian flag, idgi

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Randler posted:

The only good Austrian is Lisa Eckhart.

I hear Jörg Haider did at least one good car related thing.
Edit:

caps on caps on caps posted:

why is there a crying Krähe on the Austrian flag, idgi

Because it is all very sad OP.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

caps on caps on caps posted:

why is there a crying Krähe on the Austrian flag, idgi

From an american friend of mine with austrian citizenship:

> It's technically a Bundesadler, but I'm with OP in wanting to call it a Bundeskrähe because that's much more metal.

> It's also illegal for ordinary people to fly the flag with the Bundeskrähe on it. Only official government offices can do that.

So, that's why austria has a federal corvid.

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010
You all know that the two red stripes on the Austrian flag represent shed Muslim blood, right?

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

without Muslims attacking Vienna, we wouldn't have coffee. Worth it.


also, Muslims invented coffee.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Fennesz makes cool music

that's all I know about him tho. Could be a shithead Austrian otherwise

see also: Göttsching, Manuel

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


I think the flag with Wappen is technically illegal for Privatpersonen here as well

Hannibal Rex posted:

You all know that the two red stripes on the Austrian flag represent shed Muslim blood, right?

Ah poo poo I hadn't thought of that in forever. Yeah that's kinda lol.

bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away

Hannibal Rex posted:

You all know that the two red stripes on the Austrian flag represent shed Muslim blood, right?

Metal af

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Hannibal Rex posted:

You all know that the two red stripes on the Austrian flag represent shed Muslim blood, right?

prepare yourself for this bombshell everyone, cos im about to rock your world:

flags are somewhat problematic

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

But surely not our beloved Bundeshenne? A symbol of motherly love and care

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Black stands for the blackness of the German soul, red is the blood of our enemies, gold is the piss fetish Germans are famous for

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Flags are only useful to distinguish between the different pretenders that lay claim to the German Staatsgebiet. :hundi:

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Default Settings posted:

Hey, what about me? I'm great, I do a mean Kaiserschmarrn. :colbert:


I wish you a long and prosperous life before you become a good Austrian my friend

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/anwaltsgelaber/status/1210824732636958721?s=20

:hai:

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smirr posted:

episkt detta


I spent Christmas day with a bunch of literal Landwirte near Cloppenburg and I can report that they really do be a bunch of passive-aggressive snowflakes about almost anything. Fairly hospitable though. Also if I never see another bottle of Asbach again I'll die happy

They really are op

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Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

Say what you will but not assuming the child‘s gender is amazingly progressive if at the same time very binary.

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