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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
the kids are alright

https://twitter.com/MadelineHayman/status/1214083332603990016

And it isn't some loving lushsux meme

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I can't believe we've entered a hell world where I'm agreeing with Piers loving Morgan.

We've had Alan Jones pissing on the whole it's the Greens fault BS and now Piers loving Morgan not being poo poo?

What the gently caress is going on?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
they all just remembered that Thatcher wanted action taken on climate change.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
loving thatcherite greenies: an attack angle coming soon from a van badham near you.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

We've had Alan Jones pissing on the whole it's the Greens fault BS and now Piers loving Morgan not being poo poo?

What the gently caress is going on?

UK Conservatives at least admit that saving the environment is a worthy cause, even if they don’t do anything to actually help it. The Australian Right is full on trying to destroy their own surroundings.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Piers Morgan (probably) hates Australians.

Gammon
Aug 20, 2003
Cliff Yablonski Hates Me
Australian Right is in thrall to the mining industry. Hell, even the Labor government in Qld approved the Adani mine because mining jobs are apparently the only jobs that matter.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
We’re currently getting enough rainfall in the mountains for the drainpipe to be making noise.
This of course fucks up the backburn they’re attempting but might be just enough to limp most of the plants a little further through the summer cause I’ve never seen things like rhododendrons show signs of being hosed by the dryness before.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It loving screws my brain that Thatcher unwittingly did a solid for the climate by closing down all the UK mines back in the 80s.
I mean, that’s not the reason she did it, but still.
Still hate her with a burning passion though.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

goatface posted:

Piers Morgan (probably) hates Australians.

I wonder why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Piers, please come back and face Sean Abbott

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

We've had Alan Jones pissing on the whole it's the Greens fault BS and now Piers loving Morgan not being poo poo?

What the gently caress is going on?

Wait, Alan Jones did what, now?

https://qnews.com.au/the-twilight-zone-alan-jones-says-greens-unfairly-blamed/

Well, bugger me.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Please take this thread on a tour of the forums. I only rarely leave games or the book barn. I found this thread by checking D&D for news on the fire, but I imagine most goons aren't doing that.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Baba Is Donate

I'm unsure when the next forum move might be but that's the plan so far

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I'm torn between tour or straight back to GBS with linking threads in a few.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i was going to say someone should buy an ad for the thread, but it appears someone already has

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Gridlocked posted:

I'm torn between tour or straight back to GBS with linking threads in a few.

I’d go gbs with linking threads in other places. That or the people who post in here post in their regular threads with a link the same way that a backburn works.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I’d go gbs with linking threads in other places. That or the people who post in here post in their regular threads with a link the same way that a backburn works.

How does the linking thing work? I can't exactly walk into the games' steam thread and go "hey speaking of video games, you should look at how australia is on fire" without being massively off-topic.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

'Australia takes 3 fire damage.'

ili
Jul 26, 2003


'Let's play Paul Parker from Nelligen tells the Prime Minister to go and get hosed'

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

hambeet posted:

i was going to say someone should buy an ad for the thread, but it appears someone already has



Oh my goooood :love:

Thank you Goons

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

StrixNebulosa posted:

How does the linking thing work? I can't exactly walk into the games' steam thread and go "hey speaking of video games, you should look at how australia is on fire" without being massively off-topic.

"Hey guys hope you're enjoying Little Inferno from the EGS Christmas giveaway! Ssssspeaking of which,"

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
Finally got an actual article on this rather than a passing comment in the live news updates:

Fires crisis: senior NSW Liberals angered by claim state refused offers of navy assistance

quote:

The claims were made over the weekend by Daily Telegraph columnist Sharri Markson, who said the premier had rejected the offer of navy ships to assist in last week’s evacuations.

“While Victorian premier Daniel Andrews has readily made use of the ADF to help nearly 1000 stranded locals and tourists evacuate from Mallacoota, the NSW Government has knocked back countless offers of naval support from Canberra,” she wrote.

Markson did not attribute the claims to any named person and said the prime Minister refused to comment.

In the Australian over the weekend, Morrison was quoted as saying: “There is a major evacuation that is happening in Victoria at the moment with the HMAS Choules,” he said.

“There has been no request from NSW of a similar ADF support for an evacuation of that nature on the south coast, given that the roads are open.”

At a press conference on Monday, both Berejiklian and the NSW Rural Fire Service Commissioner, Shane Fitzsimmons, again unequivocally rejected that they had turned down offers of federal help.

Asked if the prime minister was lying, Berejiklian said: “I will say this: in a state of emergency operations decisions are taken by the commissioner. It’s not for politicians to interfere.

Fitzsimmons then followed up, saying: “The answer is simply ‘no’. There has been no offer of assistance that I am aware of that hasn’t been accepted,” he said.
Daily Telegraph is a Murdoch rag, for you non on-fire people. So is the Australian.

Got some rain here in Sydney today, but not enough to do much more than make it bloody humid. Been fortunate regarding the smoke recently, but a few weeks ago I was in trouble from it after a few days since I have no filters or air conditioning (And electricity is so stupidly expensive here I'd likely not use aircon even if I had it because I like being a fatty inactive goon more than I like being a cool but starving one) and my only option was to hide in my room with the windows sealed shut breathing stale air for that entire stretch and it didn't really work great. Had a cough for a few days because of that.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Synthbuttrange posted:

'Australia takes 3 fire damage.'

Also 2 water damage, tropical cyclone Blake up off the coast of the Pilbara region in WA is expected to make landfall soon and develop into a category 2 cyclone which will cause flooding around the Broome and Port Hedland region.
BOM video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orOIcCpQJJc

Welcome to the start of cyclone season, hope your pool floaties didn't melt in the fires!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also 2 water damage, tropical cyclone Blake up off the coast of the Pilbara region in WA is expected to make landfall soon and develop into a category 2 cyclone which will cause flooding around the Broome and Port Hedland region.
BOM video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orOIcCpQJJc

Welcome to the start of cyclone season, hope your pool floaties didn't melt in the fires!

Yeah my SES crew got told Feb is apparently looking to be floody for us

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Gridlocked posted:

Yeah my SES crew got told Feb is apparently looking to be floody for us

I can't wait to see who'll be PM by then and how they'll gently caress up during that natural disaster :v:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh the soon to come flooding will just be cherry on top. And as I am in QLD - Cyclone season poking it's head again.

Meanwhile a comedian I've never heard of has helped raise almost $40 Million AUD

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
So well we have like one or two glorious days where the cyclones and the fires counterbalance each other and all is well in the land, or will if just flip immediately from one too the other...

(let me guess half of Australia will still be on fire and the other half will be flooded right?)

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
A good video by the abc, an interview with former fire commissioner Greg Mullins, who scomo ignored for months and months and refused to meet.


https://youtu.be/0cJa2Lo7v74

It is damning.

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

dr_rat posted:

So well we have like one or two glorious days where the cyclones and the fires counterbalance each other and all is well in the land, or will if just flip immediately from one too the other...

(let me guess half of Australia will still be on fire and the other half will be flooded right?)

One half of the country being flooded whilst fires rage on the other has happened before, yes.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Donated.

I’ve got relatives in Australia, NSW area. I wish the people, animals and Firefighters and Medics good luck. I’ve heard supposedly California firefighters may be going to help.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

dr_rat posted:

So well we have like one or two glorious days where the cyclones and the fires counterbalance each other and all is well in the land, or will if just flip immediately from one too the other...

(let me guess half of Australia will still be on fire and the other half will be flooded right?)


Maybe they'll combine and the bushfires will heat up the floods to boiling point, like that melting water tank that dunkill posted :ohdear::ohdear::ohdear::ohdear::ohdear:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe they'll combine and the bushfires will heat up the floods to boiling point, like that melting water tank that dunkill posted :ohdear::ohdear::ohdear::ohdear::ohdear:

We'll have to rename it Australia.gif :(

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


"3D visualisation of the fires in Australia. Image based on NASA data and produced by Anthony Hearsey.

This visual shows all the fires observed between December 5 and January 5. Neither real time, but not a satellite photo. Some lights are now off, so the scale is imprecise due to the low definition. As a result , the areas completely in orange have not burned completely, it just means that there is a huge density of fires in these regions."

From here

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Gatts posted:

Donated.

I’ve got relatives in Australia, NSW area. I wish the people, animals and Firefighters and Medics good luck. I’ve heard supposedly California firefighters may be going to help.

Hello goon, thank you very much for your generosity to strangers. We've actually had about 100 American fire fighters in Aus for the last week or so. Plus many others from Canada and NZ.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Sorry if this has been posted before but I didn't see it in the OP:
For my fellow Americans who are not used to making international representations of their phone numbers and donating the correct phone number format is +1-XXX-XXXX
you need the plus sign. At least I did. :shrug:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Read a lot about all this over the weekend in the States and was absolutely horrified. I feel so helpless and despondent and I wish I could do more. Threw some money at a charity dedicated to protecting/re-homing wildlife to try and do something though.

This is a global catastrophe. :smith:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I can move this back to gbs, op. Just give me the signal. Interesting that dnd had 80 more browsers than gbs when I checked this am though.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Burt Sexual posted:

Interesting that dnd had 80 more browsers than gbs when I checked this am though.

Ya. I think it was about 50 more when I moved it too.

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Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

From Facebook, this is apparently an aerial photo of Melbourne taken a few hours ago:



I was in Melbourne over Christmas and it was just blue skies and clean fresh air. Nobody down there could quite believe what the smoke had been like in Sydney.

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