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this thread has taken a real heel turn
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:15 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:02 |
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How can I [m/23] get my GF [f/22] to agree to my fetish and not find it weird?quote:So to make a long story short we both love each other but she has admitted she is contemplating breaking up with me due to my fetish.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:24 |
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Licarn posted:How can I [m/23] get my GF [f/22] to agree to my fetish and not find it weird? On second thought, let's hop outta this and land back on foot puns. Okay op, this is really simple. When she's wiping your rear end clean after you poo poo your diaper, just stare into her eyes and tell her "i love you." It really is just that simple
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:32 |
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My [18f] boyfriend [18m] wanted to open up our relationship now that we are at uni, but is now mad that I'm getting a lot more action than himquote:I guess this might be a common issue, I don't know. Been with my bf for just over 4 years now. I was his first everything, even kiss, but I had a bf before him that I did everything with. It's fair to say that he is definitely better looking than I am, so when he became interested in me I jumped at the chance to be with him as he is a great guy and has the looks to boot. I know people will say "don't be like that I'm sure you're gorgeous too", but I'm not. I don't think I'm ugly in any way, but I know I'm not the prettiest catch ever, maybe slightly below average on looks. Imagine four open relationships standing on the edge of a cliff. Time works the same way.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:40 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18f] boyfriend [18m] wanted to open up our relationship now that we are at uni, but is now mad that I'm getting a lot more action than him https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-my-wife-and-i-started-an-open-relationship-and-it-turns-out-shes-significantly-more-attractive-than-i-am/
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:46 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18f] boyfriend [18m] wanted to open up our relationship now that we are at uni, but is now mad that I'm getting a lot more action than him A tale as old as time
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:49 |
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Licarn posted:https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-my-wife-and-i-started-an-open-relationship-and-it-turns-out-shes-significantly-more-attractive-than-i-am/ lol what a finisher on that last paragraph
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:52 |
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Licarn posted:How can I [m/23] get my GF [f/22] to agree to my fetish and not find it weird? Come on Pants-Pooper, this is the internet, you dont gotta lie to us about what get your meat baked
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 16:54 |
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Licarn posted:How can I [m/23] get my GF [f/22] to agree to my fetish and not find it weird? when he gets old the nursing home is gonna be one long orgasm
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:14 |
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Ha! You guys really nailed him.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:15 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA If I posted a video montage online of my neighbor throwing things in my yard? I hope she makes his life a living hell for a lot longer than four years. Pig callers get hosed
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:15 |
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carry on then posted:I hope she makes his life a living hell for a lot longer than four years. According to his timeline, she called the cops first, so... how does the karma work on that one? Is it first called gets hosed or last called gets hosed? If he tricks her into calling the cops again does she become the bad guy again?
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:17 |
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According to op, her neighbor is the head of the department she works in. She could have tenure already and the dean can't do poo poo.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:23 |
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No same employer would hunt any of that poo poo anyway. It's a huge hassle and potential legal minefield. You just assume whatever idiot is tattling to their neighbor/-ex/etc's boss is a looney and forward directly to trash.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:26 |
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carry on then posted:I hope she makes his life a living hell for a lot longer than four years. What's your suggestion then?
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:29 |
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ilmucche posted:What's your suggestion then? Set her house on fire after barricading every exit.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:30 |
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get a big dog
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:32 |
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DandyLion posted:Ha! You guys really nailed him. trap sprung, shitter
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:34 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18f] boyfriend [18m] wanted to open up our relationship now that we are at uni, but is now mad that I'm getting a lot more action than him Even though the plot is known, they never get old
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:37 |
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My family is being torn apart by my dad's (70M) ego because he doesn't think my sister's boyfriend (late 20s) is a real man/can protect her because of his job. I'm posting this more for my mum, my family is being torn apart by my dad's ego on what a man is and don't know what to do. My sister is in federal law enforcement. She met this guy through a mutual friend of ours a year and a half ago. She's been dating him for a year and three months. He's a programmer. I don't know exactly what he does, but it's in that field. This past December, my sister asked my parents if they would be okay with her bringing him over for lunch and then going to his parents for dinner. My mum was okay with it, but my dad didn't really take it well. He started to bring up my sister's ex boyfriend and commentated how that guy was a real man and could protect my sister. It then turned into what I've been told was a big argument and some dirty laundry was brought up. My sister ended up skipping Christmas all together with our family and went to his. She told me that she just wanted to spend to the day together. Today my mum invited my sister to her house to talk. I was there for this unlike the innital confrontation. My dad started immediately about how he liked her ex boyfriend so much better than her current boyfriend because he was in the military. He cheated on her and that's why they broke up. My sister and dad once again got into an argument about her current boyfriend. The jist of it is that he doesn't think his job is manly, can protect my sister and doesn't think he can accept her boyfriend into the family. My sister's birthday is coming up. She invited me and my mum, but told our dad he could stay at home and rot in his missery. Said she loves her boyfriend and to deal with it. She said she's planning on moving in with him later in the year at around August. My mum asked me to help her get through to my dad, but I'm at a loss as to what I can even do.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:43 |
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Power Khan posted:My family is being torn apart by my dad's (70M) ego because he doesn't think my sister's boyfriend (late 20s) is a real man/can protect her because of his job. sounds like dad had a boner for the ex
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:45 |
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Its clear the the dad wants to gently caress his daughter's ex-boyfriend.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:45 |
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he cheated on her with her dad obvs
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 17:49 |
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I mean on one hand all computer touchers are trash but on the other hand the patriarch of the family is also trash
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 18:03 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I mean on one hand all computer touchers are trash but on the other hand the patriarch of the family is also trash
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 18:07 |
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Leon Einstein posted:You sound as dumb as the dad. C'mon, its just a little bit of self-deprecating humor.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 18:15 |
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Darkhold posted:No it's when you have a son with a hobbit I think. I thought that was a sonling
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 18:20 |
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AITA for shutting down the electric to my moms house after finding out she had used my social security without my knowing? Unknowingly to me (M20) for the past two years my mom has been using my social security number to open an account with an electric company and since she opened it she hasn’t paid one bill, racking up over 5400 USD in debt under my name. I only found out about the bill after I went to check the mail christmas day and saw mail from the company to me. She had hidden it from me for over two years. I was furious and panicked because I’m supposed to be getting married, I’m in college, and already it felt as though my life was already hitting a block, and now I wasn’t even going to be able to put the power for my own house under my name and my credit would be down the drain if I didn’t do something about it. So I texted my mom asking about it, I tried to be respectful about it, but she threw a fit, yelled at me, and immediately tried to turn the tables on me. She had tried saying that I told her she could use my name, but even if I did, (which I know I didn’t because I would remember something like this) it’s the fact she didn’t pay a penny for two years, since she opened the account. She said things to me like I ruined Christmas, how terrible I am treating her, I don’t appreciate anything she does for me, and tried holding college over my head saying she isn’t going to help me do anything, or pay anything for my college if I try to do anything about the electric. Some of the things were so bad that my fiancé said I should delete the messages so I don’t have to look at them whenever I get on my phone. After much thought and consideration, I decided to shut the power off, I gave my mom some time to figure something else out for the power to the house and I’m not sure if she thinks I’m serious or not but I intend on closing the account. She now has basically disowned me, and after talking to my little brother, (He’s 18), I heard how she tried turning my siblings against me, telling them how terrible I am and twisting the situation in favor of her. My friends think I should sue her, but as my mother I don’t think I could bring myself to do it, I told her I’ll take the debt on but I’m not letting the account stay open.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:04 |
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HardDiskD posted:A tale as old as time Tale as old as time Poly as it can be Lovers not even friends One of them contends They should sex openly Wanting a side piece Thirsty to say the least Asker a little crazed And not at all prepared To see their partner desired Poly ends the same Never a surprise Ever as before and ever just as sure As the sun will rise Poly ends the same Never a surprise Ever as before Ever just as sure As the sun will rise Tale as old as time Tune as old as song Bittersweet poly change Finding no sex strange Learning no one cares Certain as the sun Certain as the sun Rising in the East Tale as old as time Poly as can be One is left thirsty Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme One is left thirsty One is left thirsty
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:05 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for shutting down the electric to my moms house after finding out she had used my social security without my knowing? NTA and take her to the loving cleaners.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:09 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18f] boyfriend [18m] wanted to open up our relationship now that we are at uni, but is now mad that I'm getting a lot more action than him He’s gotta pee on her more so other ppl can sniff out the territory.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:17 |
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AITA for not changing my cat's medicine even though it could kill my roommatequote:My poor kitty has been sick for the last couple of days and I just took her to the vet today. It turns out she has an infection and the vet prescribed her antibiotics. Weird boring story up front but the edit really makes it. Exactly what I was thinking lol.
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:20 |
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AITA for kicking out my uncle from the house even though he pays rent?quote:I recently inherited my mom's house and I plan to move in to be rent-free. My uncle imo is a leach of the family. He works at McDonalds but pays 500 in rent when the going avg 1 bedroom basement apartment in my city is 1,200. I wanted to do reno and get rid of the basement apartment. I told him that he has to leave in two weeks with no exceptions. My mom, dad and sister got pretty mad at me. They told me that I am an rear end in a top hat and if I follow up on my plans, they are considering cutting me off. I never liked that man and I am certainly not going to live with him till he dies. Kid lucks into a free house and goes full bore evil landlord immediately
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:22 |
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I love my 1/5th son
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:31 |
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Two weeks, dude at least give him a month jfc
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:33 |
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for kicking out my uncle from the house even though he pays rent? Holy poo poo that post history. Dude is legit mentally disturbed. And super racist. And an incel (shortcel - I didn't know that was a thing).
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:35 |
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for kicking out my uncle from the house even though he pays rent? mom's so pissed she's returned from beyond the grave to tell him he sucks
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:36 |
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for kicking out my uncle from the house even though he pays rent? How did he inherit it if his mom's still around to disapprove?
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:38 |
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for kicking out my uncle from the house even though he pays rent? Other choice posts from that user: /r/trueoffmychest: I am scared of black people /r/confessions: I cummed on my uncle’s girlfriend’s panties once /r/shortcels: Noodle whores love drawing themselves as white. And a bunch of other racist poo poo
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:41 |
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Luv the dissolution of family unit
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# ? Jan 6, 2020 19:44 |