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Whoria Discordia posted:"More weight!" I scream. The witchfinder frowns disapprovingly and gestures for the men to add another blanket. I lay prone beneath, dwarfed by the growing pile of blankets. The crowd watches with a mix of pity, fear, and awe. They had expected me to give up after the third, yet I have held my peace for five more hence. As the final blanket is added I let out an anguished groan. The judges lean in, anticipating my confession. |
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The princess and the pea only she can still feel the weight of a pea on top of many weighted blankets. |
# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:15 |
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Whoria Discordia posted:"More weight!" I scream. The witchfinder frowns disapprovingly and gestures for the men to add another blanket. I lay prone beneath, dwarfed by the growing pile of blankets. The crowd watches with a mix of pity, fear, and awe. They had expected me to give up after the third, yet I have held my peace for five more hence. As the final blanket is added I let out an anguished groan. The judges lean in, anticipating my confession. |
# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:31 |
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Finger Prince posted:The princess and the pea only she can still feel the weight of a pea on top of many weighted blankets. |
# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:31 |
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would like to get one of these bad boys but they're out of stock near me and the time to get some more is six to eight weeks. it sounds like quite a weight |
# ? Jan 7, 2020 22:47 |
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Freudian posted:would like to get one of these bad boys but they're out of stock near me and the time to get some more is six to eight weeks. it sounds like quite a weight lol |
# ? Jan 7, 2020 23:54 |
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see a weighted blanket advertised as 12 kilograms i don't speak metric, so i do a google search to find the conversion rate from kilograms to buckskin coats |
# ? Jan 8, 2020 00:11 |
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(I think my weighted blanket is too heavy)pixaal posted:I went to sleep on the sixty nineth floor City of Glompton posted:ah you requested the turn down for what service Barco Fiesta posted:his bod is sweaty, bed soft, blanket's heavy |
# ? Jan 10, 2020 16:26 |
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Snap back to reality, way too much gravity Oh, what a tragedy bro It's so blankety, can't take it back cause he lost the receipt when he drove his car back from the store, it don't matter, his sheets are more wet than before, he's so damp that he knows, when he goes back to the Costco, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody He better go return this blanket and hope it don't smash him You better lose yourself in the blanket, it's weighted You bought it, and now your sinking through the floor You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go to the bathroom before you get under the blanket You better lose yourself in the blanket, it's weighted You bought it, and now youre skining through the floor I'm serious, listen, do not miss your chance to go to the bathroom before you get trapped under the blanket Barco Fiesta fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jan 11, 2020
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# ? Jan 11, 2020 21:14 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:Snap back to reality, way too much gravity
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# ? Jan 11, 2020 21:59 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:Snap back to reality, way too much gravity |
# ? Jan 11, 2020 22:04 |
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canyoneer posted:see a weighted blanket advertised as 12 kilograms |
# ? Jan 11, 2020 22:08 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:Snap back to reality, way too much gravity |
# ? Jan 11, 2020 22:15 |
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Hugh Malone posted:(I think my weighted blanket is too heavy) lol I thought I put this in the good post goldmine. woops |
# ? Jan 11, 2020 22:39 |
Barco Fiesta posted:Snap back to reality, way too much gravity
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# ? Jan 11, 2020 22:59 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:Snap back to reality, way too much gravity
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:21 |
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City of Glompton posted:rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket |
# ? Jan 13, 2020 19:50 |
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City of Glompton posted:rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket
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Whoria Discordia posted:"More weight!" I scream. The witchfinder frowns disapprovingly and gestures for the men to add another blanket. I lay prone beneath, dwarfed by the growing pile of blankets. The crowd watches with a mix of pity, fear, and awe. They had expected me to give up after the third, yet I have held my peace for five more hence. As the final blanket is added I let out an anguished groan. The judges lean in, anticipating my confession. ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 22:42 |
I got one of these it’s 20 loving lbs. blanket is too heavy and hot.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 22:58 |
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I have one and my cats fur it all up...am I supposed to put a cover it or something? |
# ? Jan 14, 2020 05:55 |
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Professor of Cats posted:I have one and my cats fur it all up...am I supposed to put a cover it or something? i think youre cats are trying to murder you in your sleep...just a little bit heavier, they say to each other as they luxuriate around and spread their shed i'd be careful if i were you
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:23 |
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City of Glompton posted:i think youre cats are trying to murder you in your sleep...just a little bit heavier, they say to each other as they luxuriate around and spread their shed drat it I knew it!!! |
# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:33 |
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my weighted blanket is constantly bringing up poo poo like substance duality right before bed and I'm like bitch this is why I take ambien
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:33 |
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The MUMPSorceress posted:my weighted blanket is constantly bringing up poo poo like substance duality right before bed and I'm like bitch this is why I take ambien |
# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:42 |
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Getting a Saint Bernard named Weighted Blanket
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 14, 2020 12:23 |
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gonna have sex under the weighted blanket and become a sexmaster like goku training in a hyperbolic time chamber |
# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:20 |
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