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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Noslo posted:

My issue with motorcycles is that you can do everything right and still be killed instantly when some dipshit isn't paying attention.

That is exactly right, and the biggest reason I stopped riding. I loved my Triumph, but it was an invisible speck compared to nearly everything on the road. The thrill is not worth the risk.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

cyberbug posted:

Have a pretty bonkers motorcycle chase from Finland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vHwz8FVa8

Amazingly nobody gets hurt even though they re-enact everything from Isle of Man TT to motocross

There's some fun to be had following this chase along in Google street view, if you're into that sort of thing. Start about here, facing east.
Tricky when he goes off-road, of course.

Gromit fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jan 11, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pZFejjD.mp4

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Sagebrush posted:

The government should seize the SawStop patent, open the license, and make it mandatory for all new saws sold.

This sounds like a job for Bernie Sanders.

Timespy
Jul 6, 2013

No bond but to do just ones

Bernie Table Saws

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Trabant posted:

That is exactly right, and the biggest reason I stopped riding. I loved my Triumph, but it was an invisible speck compared to nearly everything on the road. The thrill is not worth the risk.

Had me a sweet '07 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom with some light customization, and it was the best thing, loved it so much. Then I had kids and realized they were relying on the rest of the world to not kill me, regardless of how careful I was. Same for my wife and her bike. :|

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Lead out in cuffs posted:

Some good OSHA content here from Popular Mechanics:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a30460577/homemade-gas-station/

"Building a Homemade Gas Station Is a Terrible Idea"

Looks like they were dispensing it with a garden hose.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Sagebrush posted:

The government should seize the SawStop patent, open the license, and make it mandatory for all new saws sold.

Track saws can do pretty much everything a table saw can (dado cuts I suppose it can't but those are pretty dangerous anyway), are cheaper, don't require shop floor space, and most importantly are far less likely to injure you since it's basically an overgrown circ saw.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Docking a boat must be hard, doubly so when your boat wants to ram the police boat just ahead of you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7HmXINpRsy/?igshid=1su1o61qahjw5

mixing up your forward and reverse throttle on a boat isn’t something that typically happens to anyone even remotely sober

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Omnikin posted:

Putting out a request for any great dramatic articles on OSHA disasters. I know I've read a few in this thread's history on the El Faro sinking, the Challenger disaster and the hurricane hunters plane in... Hugo? I believe.

I love those articles.

A fun story in which no one dies: the Gimli Glider. A series of fuckups leads to a 767 taking off with about half the fuel it was supposed to have and running out at altitude.

quote:

Pearson and Quintal immediately began making preparations for a one engine landing. Then another fuel light lit up. Two minutes later, just as preparations were being completed, the EICAS issued a sharp bong--indicating the complete and total loss of both engines. Says Quintal "It's a sound that Bob and I had never heard before. It's not in the simulator." After the "bong," things got quiet. Real quite. Starved of fuel, both Pratt & Whitney engines had flamed out.

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

haveblue posted:

the EICAS issued a sharp bong--indicating the complete and total loss of both engines. Says Quintal "It's a sound that Bob and I had never heard before. It's not in the simulator." After the "bong," things got quiet. Real quiet. Starved of fuel, both Pratt & Whitney engines had flamed out.

I too got quiet and flamed out after the bong.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

haveblue posted:

A fun story in which no one dies: the Gimli Glider. A series of fuckups leads to a 767 taking off with about half the fuel it was supposed to have and running out at altitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0


yes, they confused a forward slip and a sideslip

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
it is live https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=truckfuckling

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Omnikin posted:

Putting out a request for any great dramatic articles on OSHA disasters. I know I've read a few in this thread's history on the El Faro sinking, the Challenger disaster and the hurricane hunters plane in... Hugo? I believe.


Here's one on the Hyatt hotel walkway collapse in 1981 (killed > 100 people).

https://interestingengineering.com/understanding-hyatt-regency-walkway-collapse

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I didn't see this mentioned but I have several sets. They aren't hard to get.

$10 at a harbor freight will get you a 100-piece set of security bits.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

EvilJoven posted:

So one of my wife's colleagues now knows the magic words that'll get the triage nurses in the ER to drop everything and come to you immediately.

"Table saw"


Thats all his son needed to yell in the ER to get him seen ASAP. Triage nurse stopped in the middle of talking to another patient and came running. He didn't know how bad it was because as soon as the saw hit flesh he immediately ran into the house and wrapped it in a towel while telling his kid to grab the car keys. He thought he was proper hosed when he overheard one of the nurses say the words "partial amputation" over the phone.

Fortunately he always makes sure the saw is only sticking out of the table as much as it needs to, which is why this is going to be a few months of recovery and a few months of physio and odds are it's going to be at most a minor inconvenience, not a life changing event. He said he probably just had a momentary lapse of concentration.

Didn't even happen at work so he doesn't get comp.

If you're at all tired, distracted, whatever, don't run a loving table saw.

Always use the wandel double push stick method.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


quote:

The first gas station in Canada opened at Cambie and Smithe Streets. Sometime this year it occurred to employees at the Vancouver office of the Imperial Oil Co. that the usual method of fuelling automobiles to this time—namely, carrying a sloshing bucket full of gasoline up to the vehicle and pouring it through a funnel into the tank—was somewhat dangerous. So Charles Rolston, manager of Imperial’s local office, built a small open-sided shed of corrugated iron next to the storage yard. Atop a tapering concrete pillar he placed a 13-gallon (59-litre) kitchen water tank fitted with a glass steam-gauge, with 1-gallon (4.5-litre) increments marked off by white dots. The tank was gravity fed, being connected to Imperial’s main storage tank. The filling hose was a 10-foot (3-metre) length of garden hose, which the attendant drained with thumb and finger after filling a car.

The first attendant was Imperial’s former night watchman, J.C. Rollston, who had been in poor health. His co-workers believed he would improve in the sun and open air. They bought a barroom chair for him and set him down by the “pump.” Canada’s first gas station was now in business. The late city archivist J.S. Matthews (who worked for Imperial Oil at the time) said that, in the beginning, a busy morning would see three or four cars show up.

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/history/canadas-first-gas-station-1907-1933728

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Here is a link to all the newly-released Boeing emails. I was frustrated that none of the news reports actually linked to the full emails so dug this up.

https://archive.org/details/boeingemailsocr

quote:

Sent: 6/5/2617 ’8:02:55”pm”’

Subject: RE: 737 MAX ATB/RTL FOTB


Welcome to my world, the never-ending nightmare


737 Chief Technical Pilot

quote:

8:55 am:

They do not understand the liability we as a company are taking on
Jesus

...

Not sure if I will be returning in April given this - am not lying to the FAA
Will leave that to people who have no integrity

Mozi fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jan 11, 2020

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013
Slightly late to the motorcycle PPE chat but I had a bad motorcycle collision in 2009 and I believe I'm only alive because I was wearing my helmet.

I was stopped on a 2 lane road behind a couple cars, with the lead car wanting to turn left across traffic into a driveway or something. Sunny day, mid afternoon. Had my foot on the ground just sitting there waiting when a pick up truck hit me from behind doing 30mph. Didn't even touch his brakes. If I had to guess, the driver was dicking around with the radio or phone and didn't see all of us stopped in front of him. He couldn't use the excuse of not seeing my bike since there was a minivan and another vehicle in front of me, all stopped. Thankfully I got catapulted off before his truck crushed my bike in to the rear of the minivan. All I ended up getting was a little road rash on my elbow and hip and a compression fracture in a vertebrae in my lower back. My helmet had a large crack straight down the back side of it where it impacted the asphalt. I live in a no-helmet-law state so I'm sure if I had not been wearing it, that would have been a skull fracture.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Squalid posted:

hmm. . . . the experience might feel a bit like those of the fish in both of these gifs:



From a couple pages ago but I feel compelled to post this (Sound on):

https://twitter.com/SuperDepressin/status/1160660867408715778

Korthal
May 26, 2011

https://webm.red/view/Dtij.webm

Imgur link since Webms no longer work here :smith:

https://imgur.com/gallery/ghYwRGu

Korthal fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jan 11, 2020

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

devmd01 posted:

Wife and I did a week in New Orleans last year for our tenth anniversary. A+ would do it again. This shot was from the Natchez cruise, I wonder what chemicals went through there in its heyday!



Holy poo poo that piece is bonkers huge. Nice.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I looked at that photo before but only now I noticed the eyes :catstare:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cyberbug posted:

Have a pretty bonkers motorcycle chase from Finland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vHwz8FVa8

Amazingly nobody gets hurt

Yeah, it seems super not worth it to risk the death of a bunch of cyclists/pedestrians to catch this guy for drving too fast on the highway or whatever they chased him for.

Have some more motrocycle cop OSHA:







also:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


F that cop in the first one though, what a dick.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Was the second one gunning it over an elevated crosswalk?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bad Munki posted:

F that cop in the first one though, what a dick.

F the cops in all of them tbf

Here's a cop just randomly pepper-spraying a group of motorcyclists passing by, which also doesn't seem like the safest practice:

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/texas-cop-caught-video-pepper-spraying-innocent-motorists-drove/

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

iroc.dis posted:

Slightly late to the motorcycle PPE chat but I had a bad motorcycle collision in 2009 and I believe I'm only alive because I was wearing my helmet.

I was stopped on a 2 lane road behind a couple cars, with the lead car wanting to turn left across traffic into a driveway or something. Sunny day, mid afternoon. Had my foot on the ground just sitting there waiting when a pick up truck hit me from behind doing 30mph. Didn't even touch his brakes. If I had to guess, the driver was dicking around with the radio or phone and didn't see all of us stopped in front of him. He couldn't use the excuse of not seeing my bike since there was a minivan and another vehicle in front of me, all stopped. Thankfully I got catapulted off before his truck crushed my bike in to the rear of the minivan. All I ended up getting was a little road rash on my elbow and hip and a compression fracture in a vertebrae in my lower back. My helmet had a large crack straight down the back side of it where it impacted the asphalt. I live in a no-helmet-law state so I'm sure if I had not been wearing it, that would have been a skull fracture.

Hi! If you didn't have the helmet you'd almost certainly be dead, and if you were lucky, you'd just have a debilitating brain injury.

Your story, coupled with my EMS experiences convinced me to sell my motorcycle 20 years ago. I might, one day, get a race bike, and I'll trailer that poo poo to the track, thank you very much.

I felt safer racing a bike on a track than I did sitting at a red light.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Smiling Jack posted:

I felt safer racing a bike on a track than I did sitting at a red light.

I had two accidents and one close call in the five or so years I rode.

One was me stopping at a red in the right turn lane, watching the person behind me come to a complete stop, looking left for uncoming traffic, and getting hit from behind. They said they thought I went.

The other was a "typical" person making a left turn across my direction of travel. Almost stopped in time, hit their fender at ≈2 mph. I dropped the bike after stopping, the cop said "so you laid it down", and I got pissed at him.

The close call was entering a turn too fast for my skills. I'm surprised that I held it and didn't go wide into an oncoming car. Was shaking the rest of the way home.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Don't Drive Blindfolded! - 1925 ad for Bosch electric-automatic windshield wipers

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lol, of course

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...y-idUSKBN1Z92DQ

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51058929

quote:

One unnamed employee wrote in an exchange of instant messages in April 2017: "This airplane is designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I wonder what the actual severance package would have been. A Boeing Dreamliner filled with money?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Nenonen posted:

I wonder what the actual severance package would have been. A Boeing Dreamliner filled with money?

Pfff, don't be silly.

Of course it would be an Airbus filled with money.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The reverse OSHA fine surely will hit these companies hard. $150k bonus to the CEO for every customer killed.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Number_6 posted:

Here's one on the Hyatt hotel walkway collapse in 1981 (killed > 100 people).

https://interestingengineering.com/understanding-hyatt-regency-walkway-collapse

Here's a better one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw2t0MOGnVc

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Kate Wagner needs to go over Groverhaus. Surely she's seen the pictures.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Kate Wagner needs to go over Groverhaus. Surely she's seen the pictures.

https://twitter.com/mcmansionhell/status/1034492352310730754

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001


*slaps the top of groverhaus, it groans ominously* "you can fit so many power outlets in this bad boy"

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snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

Lurking Haro posted:

Pfff, don't be silly.

Of course it would be an Airbus filled with money.

:vince:

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