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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I'm sick of shaking. You've got to shake everything.

Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. 

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. 

I think you scared me straight.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story!

So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Do you ever yearn?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Gyshall posted:

Do you ever yearn?
Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.

So 'THICK, LUSTROUS' hair is important to you, is that what you're saying?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TMMadman posted:

Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. 

TMMadman! Hello!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Alhazred posted:

TMMadman! Hello!

La La La!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

La La La!

CHILI

HELLO

CHILI

HELLO


Will somebody answer that drat phone!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




potee posted:

CHILI

HELLO

CHILI

HELLO


Will somebody answer that drat phone!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Who is this?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Uncle Leo?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

TMMadman posted:

Uncle Leo?

MOOPS!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
But what about the driver??

Vietnamwees fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Jan 29, 2020

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Gyshall posted:

MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

I think I had some hard candy in there.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

I think I had some hard candy in there.

Your "friend" is morbidly obese.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




potee posted:

Your "friend" is morbidly obese.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Blood!?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

You've got 3 pints of Kramer in you, buddy!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rageaholic posted:

You've got 3 pints of Kramer in you, buddy!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

:stonk::stonk::stonk::stonk::stonk:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Pigman baby, pigman.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

Pigman baby, pigman.

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around, I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey, he's no pigman!"

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
So he wasn't a Pig-Man after all, was he?

No, he wasn't.

And what was he?

Just a guy with s REALLY curled up nose!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vietnamwees posted:

So he wasn't a Pig-Man after all, was he?

No, he wasn't.

And what was he?

Just a guy with s REALLY curled up nose!
Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




potee posted:

I wish there were pigmen.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it.

TMMadman, what the HELL are you talking about!?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
And with potee's help, we'll get that chicken!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Then Mr. TMMadman went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Vietnamwees scooped ice out of Mr. TMMadman's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Vietnamwees remarked to me, "This never happened."

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe
That's good stuff, and you can never have too much ice.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Then Mr. TMMadman went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Vietnamwees scooped ice out of Mr. TMMadman's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Vietnamwees remarked to me, "This never happened."

And I still say he's NAKED under there!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Do you realize that the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh, that makes a lot of sense!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MightyJoe36 posted:

Do you realize that the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine?

Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Alhazred posted:

Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
How did you know you cut it? :confused:

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rageaholic posted:

How did you know you cut it? :confused:

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