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potee posted:I'm sick of shaking. You've got to shake everything. Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 23:30 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. I think you scared me straight.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 23:59 |
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Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:06 |
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Do you ever yearn?
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:09 |
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Gyshall posted:Do you ever yearn?
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:35 |
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me. So 'THICK, LUSTROUS' hair is important to you, is that what you're saying?
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 02:06 |
TMMadman posted:Well, I'm going on record right now that that was my last kiss hello. TMMadman! Hello!
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 06:51 |
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Alhazred posted:TMMadman! Hello! La La La!
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 08:03 |
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Chili posted:La La La! CHILI HELLO CHILI HELLO Will somebody answer that drat phone!
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 17:55 |
potee posted:CHILI
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:27 |
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Who is this?
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:12 |
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Uncle Leo?
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:45 |
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MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 01:51 |
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TMMadman posted:Uncle Leo? MOOPS!
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 02:30 |
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But what about the driver??
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 05:17 |
Gyshall posted:MY WALLETS GONE! MY WALLETS GONE!
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 08:01 |
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I think I had some hard candy in there.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 14:36 |
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JethroMcB posted:I think I had some hard candy in there. Your "friend" is morbidly obese.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 17:01 |
potee posted:Your "friend" is morbidly obese.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 18:43 |
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Blood!?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:08 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Blood!?
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:11 |
Rageaholic posted:You've got 3 pints of Kramer in you, buddy!
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 19:39 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:10 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 21:22 |
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Pigman baby, pigman.
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 22:30 |
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Chili posted:Pigman baby, pigman. I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around, I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey, he's no pigman!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 23:22 |
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So he wasn't a Pig-Man after all, was he? No, he wasn't. And what was he? Just a guy with s REALLY curled up nose!
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# ? Jan 29, 2020 23:26 |
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Vietnamwees posted:So he wasn't a Pig-Man after all, was he?
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 01:18 |
potee posted:I wish there were pigmen.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 17:58 |
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Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:14 |
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TMMadman posted:Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done it and the way I'll always do it. TMMadman, what the HELL are you talking about!?
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:32 |
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And with potee's help, we'll get that chicken!
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:43 |
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Then Mr. TMMadman went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Vietnamwees scooped ice out of Mr. TMMadman's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Vietnamwees remarked to me, "This never happened."
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 06:09 |
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That's good stuff, and you can never have too much ice.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 14:32 |
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potee posted:Then Mr. TMMadman went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Vietnamwees scooped ice out of Mr. TMMadman's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Vietnamwees remarked to me, "This never happened." And I still say he's NAKED under there!
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 14:36 |
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Do you realize that the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 15:22 |
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Oh, that makes a lot of sense!
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:56 |
MightyJoe36 posted:Do you realize that the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine? Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:10 |
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Alhazred posted:Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:45 |
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Rageaholic posted:How did you know you cut it?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 19:23 |