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Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

unmeidestiny posted:

I think Bernie will win NH cleanly, but Klob will score the upset against Butt and that will be the media narrative they used to drown out the Bernie win

Even though they try to ignore Bernie as much as possible, whenever they do talk about him they do set his expectations really high (IA is super white like Bernie; NH is just next to his home state; etc.) Conversely, the other candidates' bars are way lower. So when one of the succ dems comes in 2nd place and comes within grasp of Bernie, they use those lowered expectations to keep talking about the person who came in 2nd place. They're so desperate to never have to talk about Bernie.

Recognizing the real reasons Bernie is popular (he actually has a platform, his policies would actually help average people, is seen as an honest and sincere person, etc.) makes the other candidates look so empty and terrible, so they cannot talk about Bernie. This is also why they cannot attack Bernie directly, they typically attack his followers and how combative we are. So they just don't talk about him. Better to talk about meta poo poo like who has the momentum, who is "electable", how bad Trump is.

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
ban jeb, squizzle, you coward

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

freckle posted:

ban jeb, squizzle, you coward

Please clap

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

Bad Munki posted:

Countdown to footage of someone spreading the cards around on the table to "shuffle" like a god drat toddler.

In addition to 7 riffle shuffles, doing this for a minute is actually enough to result in a sufficiently random set of cards.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

zegermans posted:

How hard is it to just do a coin flip and require the coin to land on the ground instead of some sneaky bastard's hand

that's what the NFL does and they still regularly gently caress it up

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




freckle posted:

ban jeb, squizzle, you coward

three bans???

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Joementum posted:

this is technically better than a coin flip.... still.....

https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1226889427982733312

i'm the democrat intern running the shrink-wrapping machine on the "unopened" decks of cards marked for mayor petit bourgeoisie

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

three bans???
_________________/

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

that's what the NFL does and they still regularly gently caress it up

don't use a stupid commemorative coin

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/1226923527393157122?s=19

setfiretothecouch
Oct 21, 2008
Did we talk about this yet?

https://twitter.com/dilanpcook/status/1226691232174419969

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




It's nice of him to personally bankroll a make-work program but Bernie will do it more efficiently with a wealth tax when he wins and becomes President.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

so in 7 minutes Fat* is going to announce that they are keeping the current count of Iowa caucus to order we IDP heritage


*apologies to Mr Biden

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

is that Charlemagne wtf

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Hard to argue with people trying to just make a quick grift buck off that piece of poo poo Bloomberg

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

im shocked that a cop lover is a racist

shocked

ok, not actually shocked

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





:berninator:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://twitter.com/hermarigold/status/1226064304379580421?s=21

so i guess that's how it's going down in California

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Iridium posted:

https://twitter.com/hermarigold/status/1226064304379580421?s=21

so i guess that's how it's going down in California

RATS
RATS EVERYWHERE

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




I wish instead of giving him an out to laugh it off the interviewer would have rubbed his nose in it to an uncomfortable length like the time a local entertainment reporter interviewing Samuel L. Jackson on the press tour for RoboCop conflated him entirely with Laurence Fishburne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdxMkQhq58g

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
Happy one week anniversary to the Iowa Caucus

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


strong santorum energy

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Iridium posted:

https://twitter.com/hermarigold/status/1226064304379580421?s=21

so i guess that's how it's going down in California

lol

the bay area ballots have bernie at least

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Iridium posted:

https://twitter.com/hermarigold/status/1226064304379580421?s=21

so i guess that's how it's going down in California

ok but why wouldn’t this person just post a gd picture of the ballot!!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Iridium posted:

https://twitter.com/hermarigold/status/1226064304379580421?s=21

so i guess that's how it's going down in California

https://twitter.com/blkredguardian/status/1226745397785321472?s=20

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

we can't just steal France's thing, tho, we need our own thing. and part of that is because they're just plain better at protesting than we are.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/HJBenjamin/status/1226932062533357568

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Iridium posted:

we can't just steal France's thing, tho, we need our own thing. and part of that is because they're just plain better at protesting than we are.

Lol France can't even protest while armed. Yellow vests ain't got poo poo on an AR-15 :patriot:

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

The knee is fully bent over on Morning Joe

https://twitter.com/CaseStudyQB/status/1226916863160070145?s=20

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




We must be magnanimous in victory so that the succ know they can come to us for succor in these troubled times.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
Cross postin'


https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/1226899304180310016?s=20

quote:

And if your ex-boo was an especially snakey one, pay $20 more to have them name a rat and feed it to a reptile instead.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Dolphin posted:

maybe he's right but this guy was just being a giant piece of poo poo tbh. you can be right and also not be a giant piece of poo poo

Seemed like a fairly reasonable response to how he was being treated

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
replaying this guy saying


"I like this guy, he's pissed off just like me"

ought to be his loving ENTIRE marketing push in red states

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

:pusheen:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




all of this will be eclipsed by the Strokes/AOC/Bernie collabo tonight

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Joementum posted:

this is technically better than a coin flip.... still.....

https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1226889427982733312

just settle this poo poo with shadow games from yugioh

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


bernie's gonna lose that crucial Nevertrump pundit vote!!


https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1226927299158822912
https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1226927860419526657

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