Yeah before it was just "we'd prefer you didnt go to Japan right now" and now it's "ok just don't" Coworker in the desk behind me was talking about prepping and how the Bundesregierung apparently has a guideline that households are supposed to have like ten days worth of food and water per person and lol I have like some noodles and canned peas to last me the weekend? Edit: however I am a goon and thus have tremendous fat reserves at my disposal so we're good Drone fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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The 10 day guideline was lowered recently-ish from 14 iirc. It's generally a good idea to store some food in case of natural or man made disaster. A normal Grippe or a WoW expansion could force you to stay inside for a bit.
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Antigravitas posted:The 10 day guideline was lowered recently-ish from 14 iirc. I've never had a Grippe that forced me to be inside for a longer time period. WoW expansions on the other hand...
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just buy a gun, and you'll never run out of meat
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:31 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:We got "take your laptops home in case the location needs to switch to home office if an infection should become known". I bought viruzidales Handwaschmittel last week and watched the Spahn-Video. I will offer - should infections spread (1-2 reported cases in my state at the moment) - all my co-workers extended home office, Abbau von Überstunden or unplanmäßigen Urlaub. My Wertpapiere dropped like it‘s 2008, so I hope I don’t survive this only to die of GroKo-induced Altersarmut.
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Also just spotted a Chinese dude walking by with a face mask so if you don't hear from me again remember me sometimes while you're sifting through the ruins for a stray dried chili.
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Torrannor posted:I've never had a Grippe that forced me to be inside for a longer time period. I've had a proper Grippe once in my life and the anecdotal take-away I have from it is "if you're still functional and not considering legit hospitalization, it's not Influenza". I get that an actual Grippe can verlauf differently depending on person, state of immune system, etc. but no-bullshit-Influenza will actually shut you down until you're good. My old project has a Berufseinsteiger with a huge mundwerk that is of the Schlag that does stupid amounts of unnecessary overtime to make sure he has the most Überstunden in the Projekt at any given time, and will absolutely tell everyone about how many Überstunden they have, because that obviously means they're the hardest-working employee, and they had the gall to call in sick with a case of "the Grippe" not once, not twice, but three times before the Ende of 2019. It was somewhat in that case.
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ehm, we all know it's not worse than a normal flu right? there's a reason for the panic though it's racism
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Also I love the corona virus because of the huge market losses it has caused, so I'm happy to host it for a while
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:46 |
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as a teacher I get the flu once or twice every year, as do most of my colleagues, and yes it absolutely knocks you out for a week or two. but, it's also nice because you don't have to work and you can just lie on the couch all day watching Bruce Willis films
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:48 |
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anyway that's just my 3 posts about the flu, thanks for reading ops -- I hope you have a nice weekend. remember to stay safe out there!
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:53 |
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those were four posts you liar
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:57 |
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I think Oliwan may be feverish. Is it Corona already?
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Libluini posted:I think Oliwan may be feverish. Is it Corona already? I'm internet diagnosing a terminal case of oliwan, actually
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oliwan posted:ehm, we all know it's not worse than a normal flu right? Current scientific consensus is that the virus is both more contagious and more lethal than the common flu. There's no reason to believe it's gonna wipe out humanity but the way things have been shaping up it's not gonna be nice either. But yeah, I guess those scientists are all Chinese-hating racists and the 100 million+ people quarantined in China do so gladly while singing anti-capitalists songs
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RIP boomers and prodromal boomers(everyone Ü30). Call your parents. Call your older dogs(everything Ü8). It might be the last chance to talk to them.
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oliwan posted:ehm, we all know it's not worse than a normal flu right? People panic because the virus is not racist. If it's poor brown people drowning at our borders who cares but a virus that also kills rich white old people? That is reason to panic
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System Metternich posted:Current scientific consensus is that the virus is both more contagious and more lethal than the common flu. There's no reason to believe it's gonna wipe out humanity but the way things have been shaping up it's not gonna be nice either. But yeah, I guess those scientists are all Chinese-hating racists and the 100 million+ people quarantined in China do so gladly while singing anti-capitalists songs And it shouldn't be understated that even the "regular" flu is pretty bad. Even with the advantages of vaccines and well-prepared health services it causes a fair number of deaths each year. Having a whole separate flu-like virus going around without either of those protections and more severe side-effects is gonna be fairly serious. Sure, any one of the posters in here is probably gonna be alright, but in the grand scheme of things it's probably gonna kill a whole lot of people. Perestroika fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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oliwan posted:Also I love the corona virus because of the huge market losses it has caused, so I'm happy to host it for a while Yeah, thank god for the economic effects of Corona that are putting countless people worldwide out of a job in countries interwoven into the supply chains of the countries that are at the lowest end of the health-risk spectrum while actively escalating the knock-on effects everywhere else, because a meme said Corona solves the boomer problem and rich people, right? Jesus tapdancing christ, this is bad even for Oliwan-posting
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 16:32 |
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Man, we are due for a serious backpedalling-post about how I'm actually the problem because (insert reason pulled out of Oliwan's posting-enemies.xls, my money is actually on Bundeswehr, or working in the evil industry, idk)
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Yeah, thank god for the economic effects of Corona that are putting countless people worldwide out of a job in countries interwoven into the supply chains of the countries that are at the lowest end of the health-risk spectrum while actively escalating the knock-on effects everywhere else, because a meme said Corona solves the boomer problem and rich people, right? he said market you doofus
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Goa Tse-tung posted:he said market you doofus And "market" only affects wealthy capitalist countries? Come on, now. /edit: Realtalk: What do you think causes those market losses?
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Stock markets are barely, if at all, indicative of the job market.
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Healbot posted:Stock markets are barely, if at all, indicative of the job market. I'm going to forego a sarcastic post in lieu of an actual genuine question: Which countries did you think I meant when I posted "countries interwoven into the supply chains of the countries that are at the lowest end of the health-risk spectrum"? Of course the stock market isn't a reflection of "how working-class people are doing", which is why Trump auto-fellating every time it rises is stupid as hell. "The huge market losses" that we are currently seeing are caused by stock holders' reactions to the massive logistical disruptions in "risk regions" where people are actually getting hosed out of their livelihoods in the hundreds and thousands without even being infected due to containment procedures. To say that you love Corona virus because a bunch of stupidly rich folks AT THE END of the supply chains in the richest countries on the planet might suffer some losses (which are going to be completely inconsequential in the long run) is quite possibly the dumbest thing and most white-privilege thing one could come up with, to be quite honest.
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I'm not mad about joking about how dumb the reaction of rich-countries is to the virus when you're seeing it in your day-to-day life, because Galgenhumor and all, but after seeing several counts of legit-unfiltered racism under the guise of "caution", as well as hearing testimonials from my friends in Korea and China has quite desensitized me to joking about the virus and the damage it's doing in less-fortunate regions on the planet. Anyway, I'm not trying to bum out the thread, here's a picture of my chilis ready for deployment into the große weite Welt. Sent them on their way this morning, and I'm sad to see them go.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Man, we are due for a serious backpedalling-post about how I'm actually the problem because (insert reason pulled out of Oliwan's posting-enemies.xls, my money is actually on Bundeswehr, or working in the evil industry, idk) Na. It was a pretty dumb post even for Oliwan and your reaction is normal for everybody who isn’t completely clueless about the economy. I’ve read so many dumb CTs on Corona (it’s big pharma trying to turn a profit/ it’s Allah smiting the Uigur-oppressing infidels/it’s dumb Asians eating bats) that I’m glad for any voice of reason. Einbauschrank fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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oliwan posted:Also I love the corona virus because of the huge market losses it has caused, so I'm happy to host it for a while Why are you happy that the rich can buy more stocks cheaper?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm going to forego a sarcastic post in lieu of an actual genuine question: Which countries did you think I meant when I posted "countries interwoven into the supply chains of the countries that are at the lowest end of the health-risk spectrum"? It's a sad state of affairs for sure, but you missed oliwan being a sociopathic teacher paying lip service to leftist ideas while laughing about workers getting hosed over. Also Erlangen got their first COVID-19 case, a dermatology professor got infected by an Italian colleague during a conference in Munich and there is a big panic at the Uniklinik I work at.
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People are panic buying. By "people" I mean Ü30 garbage Schwaben in here in Prenzelberg. Looking forward to stealing lavender scented toilet paper from their weak, lactose intolerant hands in Mad Max Berlin.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Man, we are due for a serious backpedalling-post about how I'm actually the problem because (insert reason pulled out of Oliwan's posting-enemies.xls, my money is actually on Bundeswehr, or working in the evil industry, idk) lmao if you think oliwan has the ability or attention span to back-pedal
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System Metternich posted:Current scientific consensus is that the virus is both more contagious and more lethal than the common flu. There's no reason to believe it's gonna wipe out humanity but the way things have been shaping up it's not gonna be nice either. But yeah, I guess those scientists are all Chinese-hating racists and the 100 million+ people quarantined in China do so gladly while singing anti-capitalists songs That's a good article. If you use all of the lowest estimates in it you still get at least 0,05% of the population requiring intensive care. That's more than 40,000 people.
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Ich habe den ganzen Tag schon so ein seltsames Kratzen im Hals.
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Haramstufe Rot posted:People are panic buying. By "people" I mean Ü30 garbage Schwaben in here in Prenzelberg. Saw some lady panic buying three mega packs of toilet paper at Lidl today. : seriously, what is it with panic and toilet paper? The shelves are still full of poo poo that is infinitely more valuable and critical and all you can focus on is toilet paper?
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Honj Steak posted:That's a good article. If you use all of the lowest estimates in it you still get at least 0,05% of the population requiring intensive care. That's more than 40,000 people. That's still much less than during a decent sized flu outbreak
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GABA ghoul posted:Saw some lady panic buying three mega packs of toilet paper at Lidl today. : seriously, what is it with panic and toilet paper? The shelves are still full of poo poo that is infinitely more valuable and critical and all you can focus on is toilet paper? Let's not judge people with impending Stuhlgang-anxiety now
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GABA ghoul posted:Saw some lady panic buying three mega packs of toilet paper at Lidl today. : seriously, what is it with panic and toilet paper? The shelves are still full of poo poo that is infinitely more valuable and critical and all you can focus on is toilet paper? quote:100 Items in greatest demand during the siege of Sarajevo Toilet paper is pretty high up in the list. This is only relevant information if corona keeps us in our houses for several years, though.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:28 |
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there's a meme going around of corona being spread by diarrhea-fueled virus-laden aerosol plumes, so that may be related
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Duzzy Funlop posted:And "market" only affects wealthy capitalist countries? Come on, now. what no? only rich assholes have money in the market, you're talking about wrokers and oliwan wasn't
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GABA ghoul posted:Saw some lady panic buying three mega packs of toilet paper at Lidl today. : seriously, what is it with panic and toilet paper? The shelves are still full of poo poo that is infinitely more valuable and critical and all you can focus on is toilet paper? People over here are panic partying instead. The city was unusually full of loud people drinking, and getting home through the U-Bahn network was rear end. Made me wonder at first if I missed some kind of sport event happening Goa Tse-tung posted:what no? only rich assholes have money in the market, you're talking about wrokers and oliwan wasn't This post is so ignorant and naive, it doesn't even deserve a joke answer
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Goa Tse-tung posted:what no? only rich assholes have money in the market, you're talking about wrokers and oliwan wasn't Libluini posted:This post is so ignorant and naive, it doesn't even deserve a joke answer Let's try to not go full-Oliwan in our discourse in here. @Goa: Please read back up on the posts I made to specify what the problem was. The notion that a soaring stock market is "good" for a nation is almost always stupid, because it does not reflect the issue of the Einkommensschere that adversely affects the people of that nation. The inverse assumption is a huge issue in this case, because a) assuming the stock market crashing in wealthy nations only affects wealthy stockholders is horseshit, and b) the reason the stock market is crashing in this case is almost exclusively found in non-rich countries already being supremely-hosed The stock market isn't taking a hit because rich olds are scared because Corona may affect them disproportionately health-wise. The stock market is taking a hit because rich olds (and everyone else) are seeing that containment measures in the poorest and/or most at-risk countries are affecting the amount of profits they can earn. Their reaction is to sell off stock, earning them more money (albeit not at the profit they projected initially), that they will reinvest in other stocks. The effect of an irrational panic in rich countries (the ones predominantly and disproportionately affecting said stock prices while not being exposed to the same health-risk) compounds the impact on the at-risk regions. Cheering for Corona because one's trivial meme-oriented mindset is limited to stock-market-falls=rich-people-lose-money/die-off is comically stupid to an extent that it escapes words Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Feb 28, 2020 |
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