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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


V. Illych L. posted:

please do, or at least provide a summary tia

I'll just start with the first strip.



I'll do some more later

Negostrike has issued a correction as of 17:28 on Mar 6, 2020

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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



Good to see Wyatt Koch is getting work

Maha
Dec 29, 2006
sapere aude

Negostrike posted:

gently caress me. Read this thread, everyone. Those of you who can read Portuguese at least.

https://twitter.com/leandroassis73/status/1222298320330264582?s=19

I'm seriously considering translating all that to English as soon as I can.

Do these actually ring true to you guys? What I've always seen is a generalized sense of embarrassment by people who hire housemaids, as well as the patroas overcompensating and acting like they're best buddies. Threatening to fire your maid unless she votes right-wing sounds like a paranoid fantasy.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


It does ring very true for the rich side of my family in Brasília, yes.

[edit] One example was an uncle complaining that his family helped the maid's daughter go to college and were disappointed that the girl went to get a job in the area she studied instead of working for them when her mother retired

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Maha posted:

Do these actually ring true to you guys? What I've always seen is a generalized sense of embarrassment by people who hire housemaids, as well as the patroas overcompensating and acting like they're best buddies. Threatening to fire your maid unless she votes right-wing sounds like a paranoid fantasy.

I read a bunch of stories like these near the election in 2018. Not only housemaids, all kinds of companies pressuring employees to vote 17

That Luciano Havan fucker filmed himself doing that proudly, actually

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Maha posted:

Threatening to fire your maid unless she votes right-wing sounds like a paranoid fantasy.

it's not really, it's a very recurrent story. heck, here's my personal experience: I was working as a programmer at a company in 2018 where the owner said again and again that "if you're not voting Bolsonaro leave my company". he personally asked me a couple of times and I just kinda shrugged and implied that I was voting for Bolsonaro yes sir.

real life brazilian white people are more unrealistic than fictional villains.

Elias_Maluco posted:

That Luciano Havan fucker filmed himself doing that proudly, actually

here's a picture of the dude btw:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Symbolic Butt posted:

it's not really, it's a very recurrent story. heck, here's my personal experience: I was working as a programmer at a company in 2018 where the owner said again and again that "if you're not voting Bolsonaro leave my company". he personally asked me a couple of times and I just kinda shrugged and implied that I was voting for Bolsonaro yes sir.

real life brazilian white people are more unrealistic than fictional villains.


here's a picture of the dude btw:



He was doing pro-bolsonaro rallies inside his stores, forcing his employees to participate



He even got prosecuted for that, since its obviously illegal. Nothing happened, of course

Maha
Dec 29, 2006
sapere aude
Maybe I've just had the good fortune to hang out with decent people all my life :shrug:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I think it depends on how old and how well-off the family is, but it's generally true for people that can afford to hire a live-in housemaid or even a full-time one.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


when I look at Luciano, I remember that he is from the same state as mine, I just rofl. alright lemme justpost for a sec:

Santa Catarina, what a state (it is where the havan douche and I come from). On one hand: Federalist Uprising, Novembrada, passe livre, the Navy Revolt (revolta da armada), and a long tradition of protest and civic resistance

on the other: in these days, it is the most conservative state in the Union. just wtf

My paternal grandfather was a major local delegate of the PMDB during the dictatorship and bless his liberal heart, wanted to do the "best possible resistance" at the time. Back when he learned that I turned socialist, he rested his hand on my shoulder and said "they keep shooting people like you in this island and you just keep coming back to haunt them". His two grandfathers were killed against Floriano Peixoto during the Uprising.

but some weird poo poo happened countryside because how in the goddamn gently caress the parts of the German colonization went so drat wrong?

(thankfully we had the spanish/italian anarcho-communists in 1910s/20s to offset that when they ended up here)

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

Negostrike posted:

gently caress me. Read this thread, everyone. Those of you who can read Portuguese at least.

https://twitter.com/leandroassis73/status/1222298320330264582?s=19

I'm seriously considering translating all that to English as soon as I can.
You just made my blood boil at these strips, because they're so good but man I wanna punch those old fucks.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Yeah, heavy :killing: and :corona: energy in those

One more strip. If there's enough interest I'll keep this up.

Negostrike has issued a correction as of 23:10 on Mar 6, 2020

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
Dude, gently caress, I actually have been reading these for a while on instagram, sometimes it just doesn't hit close to home because it hits the actual house as far as some of my conservative extended family are concerned.

My parents actually have had the same maid/cleaner come over roughly once every two weeks since I was a child, she's from a rural white poor family and can't really read and write that much. Never hired a maid once since starting to live alone, I don't really hold it against them or anything as they're old and have a big house but I figure if we're ever gonna be a somewhat sane country the middle class gotta start cleaning it's own poo poo like anywhere where "unqualified" labor is not extremely undervalued. Still kinda weird tho, my parents do hire her granddaughter from time to time as she's getting old, and my mom gives learning reinforcement lessons to her great-granddaughter who had trouble learning how to read, it all feels very strange to me in a "part of the family (but not really)" way, although the little gal actually got her grades way up so I believe my parents are earnest even if that's not my kind of deal.

Live in maids tho, if any cultural norm deserves to be shot into the loving sun as soon as possible it's this, there's countless stories of young rich kids getting their sexual initiation through basically sneaking into their maids rooms and raping them. (and yeah a lot of old houses have cramped musty "maid rooms" in them, magnitudes smaller then the "actual people" bedrooms since they were built with slaves in mind)

Keep doing it man! Awesome work, maybe :justpost: it in the polititoons thread as well? Might teach the gringos a thing or two.

Global Disorder
Jan 9, 2020

bagual posted:

My parents actually have had the same maid/cleaner come over roughly once every two weeks since I was a child, she's from a rural white poor family and can't really read and write that much. Never hired a maid once since starting to live alone, I don't really hold it against them or anything as they're old and have a big house but I figure if we're ever gonna be a somewhat sane country the middle class gotta start cleaning it's own poo poo like anywhere where "unqualified" labor is not extremely undervalued. Still kinda weird tho, my parents do hire her granddaughter from time to time as she's getting old, and my mom gives learning reinforcement lessons to her great-granddaughter who had trouble learning how to read, it all feels very strange to me in a "part of the family (but not really)" way, although the little gal actually got her grades way up so I believe my parents are earnest even if that's not my kind of deal.

Yeah, families with maids give off a Downton Abbey vibe. There's this feeling that everyone's a part of the family... as long as nobody ever forgets their place. It's also not just pretending, some of it's actually heartfelt by all those involved. It's not that rare to see maids bragging to each other about having the richest patroa, or when the patroa's son gets a good job in the civil service and the maids get happy as if it were their son.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
This is really weird reading. My nanny beat and verbally abused me and my brothers, an experience i share with my mother. I guess finland is just a weird place, but she never acted like a servant of anyone, least of all the kids she was looking after.

hoiyes
May 17, 2007

Negostrike posted:

Yeah, heavy :killing: and :corona: energy in those

One more strip. If there's enough interest I'll keep this up.


While none of the strips are extreme or unbelievable, most are towards the worse end of the scale as far as patroas being hosed. That said, I thought Manteiga and Benção were two of the most impactful, because they're pretty much the unexagerated norm.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
In my experience, those strips are spot on with regards to at least the families who have live in maids.
For many people I used to know, the deep hatred of PT reached maximum level when they approved the constitutional amendment extending labor rights to maids. In pre-Bolsonaro times the proto-chuds would widely share "funny" videos of them asking maids to say the names of fancy gadgets, asking them to try to use it, etc.
And even as I interact with mostly professors and people who think of themselves as "left" in the grand scheme of things, I've witnessed countless times some version of "I really wanted to buy this fancy gadget/household appliance/etc but my maid would destroy it in 3 months, she's so stupid " "well, what do you want, if she was smart she wouldn't be a maid."

Hell, things I've unironically heard from Brazilian professors who think of themselves as enlightened:
"Things are so rough in Brazil that I had to let one of my maids go, now we only have 2"
"I've prohibited my maid from touching my washer and dryer, because she breaks everything. She does laundry by hand, and I use the washer and dryer when she is on vacation or in an emergency"


And that is, of course, without even getting into what used to be a cliche for people slightly older than me, of kids of rich families having sex with young maids.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Maha posted:

Do these actually ring true to you guys? What I've always seen is a generalized sense of embarrassment by people who hire housemaids, as well as the patroas overcompensating and acting like they're best buddies. Threatening to fire your maid unless she votes right-wing sounds like a paranoid fantasy.

nah they're overcompensating because the maids are almost always hired without benefits and could gently caress them over. the moment they start asking for their rights you'll see what they really think about their maids.

Part of my wife's family has like two generations of live in maids that raised their kids. Some of them retired or got into college and stayed good friends with them, having birthday parties with them and such. Yet without any labor relationship left, whenever the ex-maids visit they are made to do everything. It just feels like a bizarre caste system to me

nerdz has issued a correction as of 22:09 on Mar 9, 2020

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
Drooling murderhobo Bolsonaro is now claiming that the election that put him in charge was sabotaged by the commies, and that he should have won it with a larger margin in the first turn. Claims he has proof, too.

If this is not the usual alt-right gambit of always bitching about the referee even when they are winning, it's either a distraction because the economy is taking a nosedive into concrete, or to stoke up his followers for a round of anti-Congressdemonstrations in a couple of days.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


He is doing it because he wants to imprison and murder leftists (and media detractors) if his March 15th self-coup works out.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Maha posted:

Threatening to fire your maid unless she votes right-wing sounds like a paranoid fantasy.

can I live in your world?

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


ZearothK posted:

He is doing it because he wants to imprison and murder leftists (and media detractors) if his March 15th self-coup works out.

just in time for an excellent week in the stock market

oh wait he is in the government, let's see how his genius will work it out

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

dead gay comedy forums posted:

just in time for an excellent week in the stock market

oh wait he is in the government, let's see how his genius will work it out

he literally reads through Trump's tweets for inspiration on how to run his country, it's pretty easy to guess how that will turn out

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Halser posted:

he literally reads through Trump's tweets for inspiration on how to run his country, it's pretty easy to guess how that will turn out

I know, I live here lmao

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Crossposting from the coronavirus thread

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1237846071851675651

Let's hope bozo loving bites it too
:yeshaha:

EDIT: https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1237856405127741443

Negostrike has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Mar 12, 2020

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
Slimy homunculus Communication Secretary Wajgarten confirmed with Coronaviros. Brought it back from his rear end-kissing visit to Trump.

Sometime the symbolism is too on the nose, but gently caress it. I'll take it.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
In something that will probably not get the attention it should, the latest vazajato story pretty much confirms how LavaJato was coordinated with the DoJ

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/12/lava-jato-driblou-governo-ajudar-americanos-doj/

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

joepinetree posted:

In something that will probably not get the attention it should, the latest vazajato story pretty much confirms how LavaJato was coordinated with the DoJ

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/12/lava-jato-driblou-governo-ajudar-americanos-doj/

Yeah, I was reading that. poo poo timing on the release, but let's be honest. Even if they blasted it from the rooftops on the slowest tuesday, no one would care.

Lava Jata did the dirty job it was supposed to do and it will forever get a free pass.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


three rounds of title sale at the central bank and not one buy

loving lmao HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/pzf/status/1238101382252683266

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



oxalá, deus é grande, valha-nos a providência

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Also the official who was tested positive was with Trump just yesterday

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Elias_Maluco posted:

Also the official who was tested positive was with Trump just yesterday



that pic's from saturday, but still.......... amazing

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case



Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Please let this be true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXEITyvRAIs

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Fake, the results are only tomorrow... Friday the 13th

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
:pray: destroy my enemies corona-chan :pray:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/marcelomedici/status/1238186045486891008

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pro-Coup Rally cancelled, guess the Corona was a good excuse since the numbers would probably be miniscule, especially since Globo and the MSM wouldn't inflate it

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