Fleta Mcgurn posted:

ftfy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's not how the quote goes though. you have in fact ruined the quote, as well as the point that Screaming Idiot was making. i'm going to call the police now

Polo-Rican posted:

Polo-Rican posted:

Hi, thanks everyone for liking my image. I've made some updates — this is the way I originally imagined it, but I didn't have the time or resources to make my vision reality. Please, only view this version from now on

MA-Horus posted:

I saw a deer take a near-direct hit from a 105 round before while on FOO party. I have no idea what that idiot deer was thinking going onto a live range, animals know better than that. We called stop as soon as we saw it but they'd already fired, so there was like 20 seconds of anticipation before seeing airborne deer bolognaise.

When I tell the story people tend to laugh and say "that's good eating"

No. There was nothing left to eat. Pretty much just red mist and bone fragments.

Wild T posted:

Deerly departed

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Mak0rz posted:

Inceltown posted:

This may not qualify as IoSM but it sure comes close

This is amazing work. As a student of science I can say that I’ve seen hundreds of statistics like this, and have shown little to no emotion. The stats were just windows to a present I don't live in, people who I don't know or would ever know. But this stat made me stop and evaluate. Putting Fire Blast in made me actually look at what is really happening. Putting something that everyone is familiar with in a situation that no one knows, and to make people feel those emotions well, that takes amazing talent. Thank you.

Leperflesh posted:

I'm trying to picture the General Dog World scenario in which, despite COVID-19 running rampant, tens of thousands and then hundreds of thousands dead, hospitals overflowing, nobody can get treatment for anything non-life-threatening and if you're over 65 or diabetic or have any other pre-existing condition you get no treatment no matter what, etc... but people are all still merrily going to work and doing their jobs and consuming, there's a sale on at Maynards, let's all go out to TGI Fridays after and celebrate, just the whole country collectively deciding "naw we don't want a recession let's all keep at it" even while 10% of everyone at every social or work gathering are infectious and spreading the disease.

Like that's something he thinks was actually possible. There's gunshots down at the ER as a man insists that his father, a life-long smoker who is otherwise in good health, deserves to at least get a loving oxygen tank to see if he can pull through, and isn't taking 'no' for an answer. The rest of the world has quarantined the united states, turning away all travelers from our country, because we've refused to enact any sort of quarantine procedures and any flight from the US is guaranteed to have multiple infectious COVID-19 carriers on it, but somehow we're keeping up our normal amounts of imports and exports, anyway. Hey maybe this month it's a good time to buy that nice Chevy Tahoe I was planning to buy, let's all go down to the dealership and do some test drives.

Congress meets to discuss the 2020 budget. A quarter of the Senate is literally dead now, and the governors of two of their states are also dead, but the lieutenant governors of those states are making appointments so the senate still meets. President Trump Pence Pelosi Chuck Grassley, who of course got sick when COVID-19 tore through the white house and congress last month but was among the survivors, announces that the US has rejected for the third time the UN's offer to send quarantine specialists to the US to assist with a belated effort to stop the disease, insisting that we need to honor the late Donald Trump's last wishes that we shouldn't risk the economy. Boeing is hiring, in anticipation that world air travel demand will be up in 2023 somehow. Say, how about a vacation at Disneyland this summer?

It's General Dog World, where doing nothing to stop a pandemic somehow keeps the economy churning along! Wheee!

Screaming Idiot posted:

THE GUN IS GOOD

THE PENIS IS EVIL

Bubblyblubber posted:

Guild navigators don't even use that much spice, they're just uber-goons who let themselves go in zero G and are now in full bullshit mode when they "fold space" by furiously googling "mapQuest directions Buzzell AVOID STARS" while going "hmmmm yes much rippling in the fabric of time this jump will cost you many Solaris more yes..."

Herr Schuler posted:

The head of the CDC trying to set the record straight after Trump finishes speaking...




https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-time-has-come-for-trump-to-resign-2020-03-11?mod=home-page

Avirosb posted:

"Hey, you wanna hear a good joke?
Nobody speak, nobody get choked"

T-man posted:

necrophillia's fine with me (use a condom), but what's this about nazis

Byzantine posted:

maybe she was hanging around the only good nazis

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1Rkvrn2.mp4

gschmidl posted:

Is this a Ford?

bell jar posted:

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1Rkvrn2.mp4

Lightning Knight posted:

plot twist is that it really was a Chinese bio weapon, and now China has saved the world

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I think I had the first chapter linked to me somewhere on these forums. I should pick it up some day.

chitoryu12 posted:

T-man posted:

necrophillia's fine with me (use a condom), but what's this about nazis

Byzantine posted:

maybe she was hanging around the only good nazis

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

so what’s it like dating a sneeze fetishist?

President Beep posted:

it’s a relationship full of blessings

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

President Beep is consistently one of the best posters on these forums.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

President Beep is consistently one of the best posters on these forums.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

that's not how the quote goes though. you have in fact ruined the quote, as well as the point that Screaming Idiot was making. i'm going to call the police now

doverhog posted:

Much thanks for this, hadn't listened to them before and they are extremely my poo poo. So thanks for being my guide into discovering this band.

You guyes seens this btw? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgTn6qbbis Song is good but you need to watch the video.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Fun fact:
That song was inspired by the brutal 1980 horror film Maniac and had pretty graphic lyrics in the demo version.

When Michael Sembello was trying to get the gig making music for Flashdance he had his wife mail the studio some tapes and she accidentally included the one with the joke song he did about a slasher movie. Of all the material he sent it was the only song they liked so he changed the lyrics a bit and became a one hit wonder.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

T-man posted:

necrophillia's fine with me (use a condom), but what's this about nazis

Byzantine posted:

maybe she was hanging around the only good nazis

Bobby Digital posted:

Splicer posted:

Inceltown posted:

Eh! Frank posted:

Dalael posted:

What if scenario:

Toilet Paper becomes such a prized commodity that those hoarding it today acquire a form of power over others and hundreds of years down the line their descendants are lords or something similar.

Rockopolis posted:

Shitlords?

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

why is everyone hoarding toiletpaper and not bullets? what kind of idiot world are we living in?

petit choux posted:

1) Can't wipe your rear end with bullets, regardless of caliber

Spoondick posted:

steve scalise looks like he has something to say about this

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

hallelujah posted:

i, a policeman, am here to answer all your questions and clear up any misconceptions you may have about my people. ask away

Garrand posted:

Are you a bastard?

Screaming Idiot posted:

what wine should we serve when we feast upon your roasted carcass before your family's eyes

mind the walrus posted:

Are you capable of answering any criticisms without defaulting to "you wouldn't understand" or the more honest "yeah but we're bigger and stronger so nyah?"

cumshitter posted:

how are you?