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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nastyman posted:

That's not going to be good for business.

That's not gonna be good for anyone.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the satan page...

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Elfface posted:

The porno version was suprisingly feature-complete compared to the original, but Johnny would only sit and drink beer with four other NPCs. I think there was some kind of mixup about the five Ace's.

:vince:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

In

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I'm disappointed that the first response wasn't an enquiry as to his condition.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh gently caress i just got the five Aces thing lol

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elfface posted:

The porno version was suprisingly feature-complete compared to the original, but Johnny would only sit and drink beer with four other NPCs. I think there was some kind of mixup about the five Ace's.

Johnny Five Deuces - Zyborne Scat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hail

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Johnny Six Six Six Aces

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Inceltown posted:

Johnny Five Deuces - Zyborne Scat
The Zyborne Swap...

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Zyborne Twat?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Zybourne Cock. It's like right there guys

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hihohe posted:

Zybourne Cock. It's like right there guys

Yeah so much that it was already posted by elision. Get tour poo poo together

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Krankenstyle posted:

Yeah so much that it was already posted by elision. Get tour poo poo together

Uh buddy no one's going on tour right now haven't you heard there's a pandemic going around?

moron

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sex works the same way.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Sex tours are canceled?! Rush Limbaugh must be bummed.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Inceltown posted:

Johnny Five Deuces - Zyborne Scat

Johnny Five Asses

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Heebie-gbs is an all time great and I wish I could spend a day with him in real life.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



There's a sex tour in my pants and nobody is invited

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Krankenstyle posted:

There's a sex tour in my pants and nobody is invited

The clapper

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM

hail

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Here is a funny forums quote from June sixth, 2006:

spottedfeces posted:

Richard Henley bought me a beer once, but it was a Coors light, so I can understand your hatred for him.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Sex tours are canceled?! Rush Limbaugh must be bummed.

Not if the tour is cancelled.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
garnish that gash with garnets and cash

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



check out this 20+ year old video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gm8IUXy04E

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
new thread title, no arguments

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
zybone clock

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:hmmyes:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Elfface posted:

The porno version was suprisingly feature-complete compared to the original, but Johnny would only sit and drink beer with four other NPCs. I think there was some kind of mixup about the five Ace's.

:discourse: also hail Satan

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

pentyne posted:

After the slow death of the last 10 years as more and more people shifted to digital downloads, what finally killed the Gamestop was it's refusal to bend to state health mandates in a time of pandemic.

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
thank you mods

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Thank you mods for doing the needful

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

i really think

quote:

the heebie-gbs posted:
my friend athena staple a rolex to her mons. say what!!!? pussy time

is understated in its brilliant simplicity

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

PizzaQuoteHatTrick

Professor Shark posted:

Calda Speciale Monster Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvki50vaGH8

That thing must be 3' in diameter! That's a huuuuuuge pizza!

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m the delivery guy who has to bike this order to some youtuber’s apartment



Woodpile posted:

If it's "long" can it be pizza?

Barudak posted:

If you accept rectangular pizza as pizza, then I dont see why an oozing river of cheese and bread cant be one



ThePopeOfFun posted:

Forsooth, the Pizza'd Hut conspires
To rid this hometown mine of sauce
and buttered sticks of twisted bread;
the gentle sup of my desire.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Memento posted:




dear archaeologists, could you please loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

Knormal posted:

That's the happiest skinless corpse I've ever seen.

Turns out they found two of them, and if this isn't the setup for a wacky buddy sitcom I don't know what is.




Cable Guy posted:

Getting a real Terence and Phillip vibe out of these two...


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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Funion posted:

holy gently caress I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy rear end. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected

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