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empty whippet box posted:i got a bottle of pinneapple-jalapeno tequila on a whim and it's super weird sounds like it's good for a mexican martini
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:01 |
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1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:03 |
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I am glad I have today off because I don't want to deal with lovely April Fool's jokes by coworkers.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:04 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I am glad I have today off because I don't want to deal with lovely April Fool's jokes by coworkers. Well jokes on you, you actually have to work today.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:04 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable lol at the shape of this
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:05 |
A Gnarlacious Bro posted:That’s a classic case of wimpy tummy
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:05 |
Notorious R.I.M. posted:1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable seems bad
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:07 |
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Yay only two more weeks of this fun adventure!
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:10 |
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Yay only two more weeks of this fun adventure! Hold on to your buttholes
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:12 |
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there's gonna be a lot of open positions folks, a real land of opportunity
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:13 |
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Based on present numbers the US has fewer serious/critical cases by population than other countries at only 2.5% of cases being serious/critical, but also a higher mortality at 2% or so. I am guessing some of that is because of catching patients early at ERs and discharging them before they deteriorate, so I am guessing our number of critical patients will trend up as the number of total cases starts to level. I guess a bit part of that is just testing capacity and the number of known cases at this point, but I think other countries are seeing a higher rate of serious/critical and a lower rate of death and I can't help but think that's because people ain't going to hospitals.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:15 |
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For somebody that awake today after 10 years in coma. Oh boy, theres so much we have to update you. And we are gonna need that ventilator. <= this dumb post is obligatory for first page of a thread. Don't look at me like that
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:16 |
sleep is a distant memory, all i know now is virus and post
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:18 |
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Paramemetic posted:Based on present numbers the US has fewer serious/critical cases by population than other countries at only 2.5% of cases being serious/critical, but also a higher mortality at 2% or so. there are bodies rotting in homes as we speak, uncounted
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:19 |
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VectorSigma posted:there are bodies rotting in homes as we speak, uncounted This is legit true in Italy
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:19 |
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oh my god lmfaoooo, this is like a million dollar gift to anybody seeking to organize tenants
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:20 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable It never was. That model is the equivalent “well historically wildfires burn between this many and this many acres in the state”. The situation on the ground is that there’s a prolonged drought, invasive beetles have left megatonnes of standing dead wood, the winds are coming at the worst possible angle and not forecast to improve, there are no natural firebreaks, and austerity has left the firefighters with a skeleton crew.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:20 |
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So did the prayer day not work?
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:22 |
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https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1245040943285313543?s=20
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:25 |
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Dead lord god please make it Normal so that I may watch my Netflix tv shows and listen to d&d podcasts and videogame streams so that I may “decompress” from my beloved bean counting job for ever and ever amen
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:26 |
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Platystemon posted:It never was. maybe the trees should try social distancing
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:26 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:maybe the trees should try social distancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwL6GWYg34M
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:28 |
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MoaM posted:ope333nnnn fuuuurughhh businesssssszzzzzzzzzz baaaai eaaaastuuurrrrrrrr
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:29 |
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spaceblancmange posted:So did the prayer day not work? son of a bitch i had my prayer box set on "pandemic" instead of "no pandemic" this whole time
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:30 |
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11 Days Until Easter
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:35 |
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Man Musk posted:11 Days Until Easter
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:36 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable is that for america? assuming they ever unified and got their poo poo together like SK, maybe. but that'll never happen america's already balkanized and even if the blue states survive Trump trying to murder them and get a hold on this, they'll constantly be importing new cases from old testament plague states
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:38 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:39 |
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VectorSigma posted:there are bodies rotting in homes as we speak, uncounted they also send black people home for being 'fakers', but I dunno if they died or not
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:39 |
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Man Musk posted:11 Days Until Easter lol
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:40 |
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558 daily deaths Monday to 912 yesterday seems really bad. We’re gonna eclipse 2200 waaay before April 15th.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:41 |
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https://twitter.com/racheljulie/status/1245114069339852802 so the ppe stuff is still not fixed
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:42 |
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The graph is ok if you change the y-axis to log scale but keep the same shape.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:43 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:44 |
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Norton the First posted:Who is the present Nortonist pretender? asking the important questions
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:44 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:1 day of new data and already this model doesn't seem believable yea us deaths have doubled in less than 2 days possible we're at 1200-1500 by the end of today, we cross 2k a day or maybe 2 early, and then we are at 3k by monday. we are looking to overshoot the model pretty bigly, with peak deaths between 6-10k in the last two weeks of april
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:45 |
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ryanrs posted:The graph is ok if you change the y-axis to log scale but keep the same shape.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:45 |
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I just want to apologize to everyone who has been in the rona threads since the beginning in late Jan/early feb and who I probably insulted or something for lolling at this because now all I can do is lol at this too like lmao at that graph where 3000+ people die a day from this for a while month. hope since my state is already plagued reall hard(jersey) that it peaks and ends here earlier than everywhere else lol
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:46 |
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Solarin posted:gently caress it west coast, lets all join canada if we don’t have to have a passport between Oregon and California and still get the bennies, I’m so in (Oregon and California)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:51 |
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oh yeah the other thing: there's no doubt in my mind that the modelers haven't included the following when looking at other places vs america: 1) lack of UHC/35m uninsured, 50-60 million wit hdogshit bronze programs 2) undocumented immigrants who fear getting loving nabbed by ICE with n95s on until it is too late 3) insanely bad and severe racial iniquities and homelessness 4) lol florida, the south, midwest, rural areas where CHUDS and stupid boomers think this is nbd or a city only problem given Trump's breathless focus on NYC 5) dogshit testing, like embarrassingly bad 6) our lock downs not being anywhere near as severe as Italy's/Spain's and definitely nowhere near China so using the data from there LOL I think NYC will see peak deaths in mid-late April but the rest of the country should will pick up the slack and help maintain those numbers through probably the end of may or early June
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:53 |