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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Inceltown posted:

You need a visa to travel between states in Australia now.

https://twitter.com/AnnastaciaMP/status/1245611779687731200

Except between NSW and VIC because I guess we're already hosed?

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

FAUXTON posted:

while you studied pandemics I dismantled regulatory structures

while you maintained close ties to public health systems around the world, I created a global asset bubble through lax monetary policy

now that your brain is on fire and your lungs are flooded, :sniff:

haha

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


There are so many plague ships floating around right now that no one wants to take. I wonder how many are going to die on these ships alone.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



chronovirus ate my balls

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Platystemon posted:

Italian mayor update: still righteously furious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYPPTXUIY2U

I love the part with the flying italian mayor drone shouting at people, and they running from him (the drone).

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

charity rereg posted:

this tool calls my county, one of the wealthier counties in MA 30 min from Boston, a "likely food desert" with Low access to employment

Well now that the global economy is collapsing...

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


the people it kills get up and kill

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Except between NSW and VIC because I guess we're already hosed?

More likely that it is the only two borders people are likely to be crossing with any frequency and policing it would be too hard. We need our own Trump to build a wall along the Murray.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media

time to ban books and movies for fake news

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



a helpful bear posted:

this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media

time to ban books and movies for fake news

i prefer my apocalypses to at least have red skies and laments carried on a fell wind

this poo poo is boring

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1245593991980040194?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Elderbean posted:

There are so many plague ships floating around right now that no one wants to take. I wonder how many are going to die on these ships alone.

The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

VectorSigma posted:

i prefer my apocalypses to at least have red skies and laments carried on a fell wind

this poo poo is boring

Having just lived through the Australian fire season, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


He's telling us the truth! GET HIM!

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Hillary 2020 posted:

The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships.

I wonder how many people were like its just the flu bro lets go cruisin

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hillary 2020 posted:

The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships.

Surely the plague wont fill my lungs says woman entering floating hotel where norovirus regularly wrecks poo poo via fecaloral route.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Crusader posted:

the people it kills get up and kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1uCAQdIXE

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

MA had our second consecutive day with 30 deaths or more.
https://twitter.com/wbz/status/1245441593261383680?s=20

Testing rate continues to fall, % positive continues to rise

Lol gently caress

WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

a helpful bear posted:

this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media

time to ban books and movies for fake news

Reading books can be a addiction, ...books are expensive and stack quick. A library is basically a room filled with uses syringes from somebody addiction to reading.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA.

I have faith in my heart that Australia will make up for lost time.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

I hate when two different things are described with the same words.

a) Second wave: you think you won the virus, so you open schools and pubs, but the virus is still out there, so infected numbers ramp up again
a) Second wave: the virus mutate enough to behave like a different virus, and this new virus spread, maybe infecting people that have pass the first one, so you have a second pandemia

A is nothing like A.

Journalist trying to create panic for clicks . Tryiing to be obscure and hide the truth into a version that sells more of these clicks.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

VectorSigma posted:

chronovirus ate my balls

i've been waiting for this sequel for 20 years.

a new chrono game, not the next entry in the "ate my balls" series

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA.

We're fining people $1,000 if they sit in the park to eat lunch.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

a helpful bear posted:

this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media

time to ban books and movies for fake news

friend friend... its early in the game, this isnt even out of the title crawl for the inevitable movie they will watch at Olympus Mons Musk Memorial High titled Nothing Blue Can Stay which is part inaccurate historical action thriller, part Big Tesla propaganda, and perhaps the third best film by the android that houses Tarantinos brain.

we dont get to the truly awesome poo poo until after Trumpman agrees to fire nukes at an unnamed eastern nation* as long as one could be pointed at FOX News for saying mean things he didnt understand the night before. (*Context clues given are not Pokmon and PSY did the soundtrack for the movie.)

cameo by N*SYNC was not expected. you got like 45 movie minutes so, like middle of next week. go get some popcorn.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown posted:

We're fining people $1,000 if they sit in the park to eat lunch.

For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Inceltown posted:

For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down.



Thats a really lovely restaurant to choose.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Australian chattering class is still doing the same poo poo though.

https://twitter.com/CUhlmann/status/1245617017815592963

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


seems like a best case scenario

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

everything about this virus has been just amazing

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Inceltown posted:

For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down.



The constitution guarantees us the inalienable right to die and to spread death in our wake.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The next right wing talking point is maybe the dumbest yet

https://twitter.com/OrinKerr/status/1245527357860876288

Popping up here and in the UK

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Whatever the normal numbers are supposed to be, Corona‐chan will quickly overtake them with exponential growth.

Its an argument that will last less than a week.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

Whatever the normal numbers are supposed to be, Corona‐chan will quickly overtake them with exponential growth.

Its an argument that will last less than a week.

That gives them a week to workshop where the goals get moved to next though.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I believe the total number of cases in usa is showing good symptons.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

if you check "Total Coronavirus Cases in the United States" and set to logarithm, it will include a smoothing of the curve. I don't know how that much is a effect of lack of testing or real, but gives some hope.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

brugroffil posted:

The next right wing talking point is maybe the dumbest yet

https://twitter.com/OrinKerr/status/1245527357860876288

Popping up here and in the UK

these people's lungs would have filled up with fluid with or without covid-19, it was inevitable

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

yes this man died from massive brain trauma, but who's to say the bullet did it?

he died WITH a bullet in his brain, not necessarily BECAUSE of a bullet in his brain

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

yes this man died from massive brain trauma, but who's to say the bullet did it?

he died WITH a bullet in his brain, not necessarily BECAUSE of a bullet in his brain

theres a even better example. you can describe 99.99% of deaths as "cardiac arrest"

somebody with ebola, died because his heart stopped pumping.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Tei posted:

I believe the total number of cases in usa is showing good symptons.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

if you check "Total Coronavirus Cases in the United States" and set to logarithm, it will include a smoothing of the curve. I don't know how that much is a effect of lack of testing or real, but gives some hope.

We're hitting testing limits

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Apraxin posted:

theres been a few tough days ones in the last couple of days
https://mobile.twitter.com/NYTObits/status/1245494918560309253

It's a shame this doesn't "make the news" while she was alive and instead we make stupid people famous and her legacy is already over.

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Guys I really miss fresh baked doughnuts

Like, yeah, I could make them myself, but I'm going to be honest, sometimes it's best to just leave things to professionals. Plus, going out to get the ingredients is a hazard.

On the other hand, I'm over here, :jerky:

But beef jerky and doughnuts are not the same.



Also, Elon Musk is the kind of motherfucker that would vomit on his server, still get perfect service, then get indignant about being called out well after the fact for not leaving a tip.

So he'd go back just leave an rear end penny. Just a single one. For the principle of the matter.

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