Inceltown posted:You need a visa to travel between states in Australia now. Except between NSW and VIC because I guess we're already hosed?
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FAUXTON posted:while you studied pandemics I dismantled regulatory structures haha
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:36 |
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There are so many plague ships floating around right now that no one wants to take. I wonder how many are going to die on these ships alone.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:41 |
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chronovirus ate my balls
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:41 |
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Platystemon posted:Italian mayor update: still righteously furious I love the part with the flying italian mayor drone shouting at people, and they running from him (the drone).
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:42 |
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charity rereg posted:this tool calls my county, one of the wealthier counties in MA 30 min from Boston, a "likely food desert" with Low access to employment Well now that the global economy is collapsing...
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:43 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/NYTScience/status/1245473173166084097 the people it kills get up and kill
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:43 |
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Except between NSW and VIC because I guess we're already hosed? More likely that it is the only two borders people are likely to be crossing with any frequency and policing it would be too hard. We need our own Trump to build a wall along the Murray.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:46 |
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this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media time to ban books and movies for fake news
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:54 |
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a helpful bear posted:this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media i prefer my apocalypses to at least have red skies and laments carried on a fell wind this poo poo is boring
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:55 |
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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1245593991980040194?s=20
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:57 |
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Elderbean posted:There are so many plague ships floating around right now that no one wants to take. I wonder how many are going to die on these ships alone. The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:59 |
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VectorSigma posted:i prefer my apocalypses to at least have red skies and laments carried on a fell wind Having just lived through the Australian fire season, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 09:59 |
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He's telling us the truth! GET HIM!
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:00 |
Hillary 2020 posted:The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships. I wonder how many people were like its just the flu bro lets go cruisin
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:01 |
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Hillary 2020 posted:The crazy thing is some of these people embarked *after* seeing what happened to other plague ships. Surely the plague wont fill my lungs says woman entering floating hotel where norovirus regularly wrecks poo poo via fecaloral route.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:02 |
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Crusader posted:the people it kills get up and kill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1uCAQdIXE
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:07 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:MA had our second consecutive day with 30 deaths or more. WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:12 |
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a helpful bear posted:this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media Reading books can be a addiction, ...books are expensive and stack quick. A library is basically a room filled with uses syringes from somebody addiction to reading.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:15 |
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA. I have faith in my heart that Australia will make up for lost time.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:17 |
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I hate when two different things are described with the same words. a) Second wave: you think you won the virus, so you open schools and pubs, but the virus is still out there, so infected numbers ramp up again a) Second wave: the virus mutate enough to behave like a different virus, and this new virus spread, maybe infecting people that have pass the first one, so you have a second pandemia A is nothing like A. Journalist trying to create panic for clicks . Tryiing to be obscure and hide the truth into a version that sells more of these clicks.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:19 |
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VectorSigma posted:chronovirus ate my balls i've been waiting for this sequel for 20 years. a new chrono game, not the next entry in the "ate my balls" series
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:22 |
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:WTF MA scored more deaths in a single day then Australia has had total so far. Also Australia has 4 times the population of MA. We're fining people $1,000 if they sit in the park to eat lunch.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:24 |
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a helpful bear posted:this apocalypse is far less cool than i was led to believe in media friend friend... its early in the game, this isnt even out of the title crawl for the inevitable movie they will watch at Olympus Mons Musk Memorial High titled Nothing Blue Can Stay which is part inaccurate historical action thriller, part Big Tesla propaganda, and perhaps the third best film by the android that houses Tarantinos brain. we dont get to the truly awesome poo poo until after Trumpman agrees to fire nukes at an unnamed eastern nation* as long as one could be pointed at FOX News for saying mean things he didnt understand the night before. (*Context clues given are not Pokmon and PSY did the soundtrack for the movie.) cameo by N*SYNC was not expected. you got like 45 movie minutes so, like middle of next week. go get some popcorn.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:25 |
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Inceltown posted:We're fining people $1,000 if they sit in the park to eat lunch. For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:26 |
Inceltown posted:For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down. Thats a really lovely restaurant to choose.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:28 |
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The Australian chattering class is still doing the same poo poo though. https://twitter.com/CUhlmann/status/1245617017815592963
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:28 |
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seems like a best case scenario
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:31 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/NYTScience/status/1245473173166084097
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:34 |
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Inceltown posted:For instance, these people would almost certainly be locked in their houses with armed police outside to stop them from going anywhere again until poo poo settles down. The constitution guarantees us the inalienable right to die and to spread death in our wake.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:35 |
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The next right wing talking point is maybe the dumbest yet https://twitter.com/OrinKerr/status/1245527357860876288 Popping up here and in the UK
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:38 |
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Whatever the normal numbers are supposed to be, Corona‐chan will quickly overtake them with exponential growth. Its an argument that will last less than a week.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:44 |
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Platystemon posted:Whatever the normal numbers are supposed to be, Corona‐chan will quickly overtake them with exponential growth. That gives them a week to workshop where the goals get moved to next though.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:46 |
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I believe the total number of cases in usa is showing good symptons. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ if you check "Total Coronavirus Cases in the United States" and set to logarithm, it will include a smoothing of the curve. I don't know how that much is a effect of lack of testing or real, but gives some hope.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:52 |
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brugroffil posted:The next right wing talking point is maybe the dumbest yet these people's lungs would have filled up with fluid with or without covid-19, it was inevitable
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:53 |
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yes this man died from massive brain trauma, but who's to say the bullet did it? he died WITH a bullet in his brain, not necessarily BECAUSE of a bullet in his brain
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:54 |
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:yes this man died from massive brain trauma, but who's to say the bullet did it? theres a even better example. you can describe 99.99% of deaths as "cardiac arrest" somebody with ebola, died because his heart stopped pumping.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:56 |
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Tei posted:I believe the total number of cases in usa is showing good symptons. We're hitting testing limits
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 10:58 |
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Apraxin posted:theres been a few tough days ones in the last couple of days It's a shame this doesn't "make the news" while she was alive and instead we make stupid people famous and her legacy is already over.
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 11:02 |
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Guys I really miss fresh baked doughnuts Like, yeah, I could make them myself, but I'm going to be honest, sometimes it's best to just leave things to professionals. Plus, going out to get the ingredients is a hazard. On the other hand, I'm over here, But beef jerky and doughnuts are not the same. Also, Elon Musk is the kind of motherfucker that would vomit on his server, still get perfect service, then get indignant about being called out well after the fact for not leaving a tip. So he'd go back just leave an rear end penny. Just a single one. For the principle of the matter.
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