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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Jared Kushner is going to run for president some day and i'm gonna lmao

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Q-sixtysix posted:

that, except I make beans

proper goddamned mainer. maine baked beans > boston baked beans

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Asproigerosis posted:

$500 for a nintendo switch gently caress OFFFF I just wanted to animal crossing

I saw someone on a local FB site complaining about hoarding and price gouging and telling people to complain to the FTC.

They were very specifically and only complaining about Animal Crossing, lol.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Schnorkles posted:

Jared Kushner is going to run for president some day and i'm gonna lmao

2024 isn't that far away

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2 posted:

2024 isn't that far away

The field's gonna come down to him and Trump Jr

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Atrocious Joe posted:

he looks like a sickly British noble

nepotism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCnvH2E-6A

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
tranmp dynastee

"He's the commander in chief"

OH poo poo.

Morbus
May 18, 2004


Maybe I'm missing something, but if someone's heart stops, paramedics arrive, attempt CPR, and fail...what's the point of driving the person who has now been dead for like 20+ minutes to an emergency room? Even under normal circumstances?

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

The field's gonna come down to him and Trump Jr

Kush will run as a Dem and the Clymers of the world will say that it is racist to support AOC over him

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Atrocious Joe posted:

he looks like a sickly British noble

Big Hapsburg energy

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

the press conference is very reassuring










not

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/JessicaHuseman/status/1245840325458849795

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




hell yea death court

cliffy
Apr 12, 2002


dude has an mba of course he talks like this

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

Jared Kushner is going to run for president some day and i'm gonna lmao

I don't think Republicans will turn out enthusiastically for a Jewish NY Richie Rich guy, and Democrats won't vote for him either. Don Jr is going to happen though, lol

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

VectorSigma posted:

here is milwaukee



i'd post ethnicity map, but i kinda just did

This looks more like a population density map than an ethnicity map. Like look at the cases around UW-M and Whitefish Bay. Downtown is also showing not that many cases, but truth is not a lot of people live downtown.

This seems more like a case of black people living in urban areas, where the spread is quicker because urban people interact with more people and things people have touched on a daily basis.

Single and LOVING IT
Apr 4, 2004
The monkeys are coming. . .

Perfect example of those death panels we'd have under M4A. Socialism loses again!

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

but does it scale?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
A presser on how Trump makes phone calls to people.

"This president under his leadership [...] has saved the NYPD" in TRUMP TIME

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


If you have a heart attack and they can't revive you at the scene they leave your corpse for the buzzards now


welcome to america bitch

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1245840233318342656?s=20

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

MoaM posted:

A presser on how Trump makes phone calls to people.

"This president under his leadership [...] has saved the NYPD" in TRUMP TIME

our beautiful president

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


bets are strongly in favor of no one being able to relate to this because of hyperfocus on relatively well-off remote workers, instead of workers being ordered to come into work while someone coughs all over them

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Serf posted:

i'm trying to imagine a world where everyone just sits on the floor of their garage and cries while starving to death and jesus christ that's depressing

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Jimong5 posted:

This looks more like a population density map than an ethnicity map. Like look at the cases around UW-M and Whitefish Bay. Downtown is also showing not that many cases, but truth is not a lot of people live downtown.

This seems more like a case of black people living in urban areas, where the spread is quicker because urban people interact with more people and things people have touched on a daily basis.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

Morbus posted:

Maybe I'm missing something, but if someone's heart stops, paramedics arrive, attempt CPR, and fail...what's the point of driving the person who has now been dead for like 20+ minutes to an emergency room? Even under normal circumstances?

only 6% of people survive an out of hospital cardiac arrest. EMS will keep CPR going, often with the LUCAS automated CPR machine all the way to the ED because 6% isn't that unlikely

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


We wouldn't be here if you guys had let Elizabeth Holmes keep working on her Juicero for Blood Tests.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

trump the humanitarian

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
feel like bids on gov't contracts shouldn't be colluding

(lol user name post combo)

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

tomorrow night I’m making that instapot chili con carne someone posted in here like a month ago.

mystes
May 31, 2006

mod sassinator posted:

omfg jared kushner is talking now on the presser
If only Trump had a dog, he could have the dog run one of the press conferences.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
#quarantinevibe

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


italy looking at lot better but spain is absolutely hosed

Almosthere
Mar 9, 2006
Mayhaps white flight to less dense areas where other people were discouraged from following. But I think trying to split racism and class inequality seems off. No matter which terrible reason seems to go back to those. A rising tide works for those with boats.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
they never got the cash payment

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



and MI has some of the lowest rates of testing, too. we’re hosed.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1245799974685806593?s=20

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer

None of this refutes a theory of density though. Like that dense band of white people along the lake up through Shorewood are showing up as red areas on the cases map. Same thing with dense, white suburbs like Whitefish Bay and West Allis.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!


lol all of my business clients are counting on this and they are all going to get hosed.

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

bets are strongly in favor of no one being able to relate to this because of hyperfocus on relatively well-off remote workers, instead of workers being ordered to come into work while someone coughs all over them

vaguely related but i'm kind of starting to resent those "oh no we've been at home for two weeks and we're going crazy! look at this quirky birdhouse we built, we sure are losing our minds lol!" posts.

You're fine. Shut up. You're not "going crazy" from not going out to eat for two solid weeks. Poor you. Get back to me about social isolation when depression breaks your brain and you become unable to communicate or even cross your bedroom to sip from the water that's been on your dresser for the past three days.

I know it's sour grapes but something about that type of posting (and i mean on twitter mostly) really bugs me.

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