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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Woofer posted:

do you mean for comedic effect or do you mean tactically because tactically why would you try to fight someone standing in a burning building?

comedy, i dont think theres any alien invasion scenario where the healthiness of humanity is a factor

quote:

The artilleryman hesitated at the gate.

“I shall go on,” he said.

Farther on towards Weybridge, just over the bridge, there were a number of men in white fatigue jackets throwing up a long rampart, and more guns behind.

“It’s bows and arrows against the lightning, anyhow,” said the artilleryman. “They ’aven’t seen that fire-beam yet.”

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


:ok:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1246062003162165249?s=20

Record high

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

if all the police are sick who's going to murder the black people walking on my block after i call the police on them?

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Has a example of mother nature healing, I provide this photos/videos of somebody pool invade by ducks


https://twitter.com/MZBS/status/1246029047055945728

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1246061410750251008?s=20

Wow! Party Secretary De Blasio!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

being able to fly and swim that well seems unfair

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

this virus was caused by aliens and they're trying to perl horber the space force

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


i assume some people are still gonna be lost and disenfranchised but thats a nice effort irl imo :)

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Spoondick posted:

if all the police are sick who's going to murder the black people walking on my block after i call the police on them?

Drones

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

these are going to be disasters. my little town does these for schools and there's giant lines , no one wearing masks , shortages , etc. it absolutely needs to be delivered to people's doors via people with masks and gloves

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1245869507031121921

one sunny day we will be free from tyrant fauci and his agenda of helping people not die

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1245869507031121921

one sunny day we will be free from tyrant fauci and his agenda of helping people not die

wishing I had that photo of barron in the expert shirt handy

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




take back what is yours by divine right liz, why not

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1246064786498084864

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Sharkie posted:

i am so sad.

sometimes i think about this and i just get so, so sad.

we’re in this together and it’ll all end up turning out ok

it will be extremely sad if a lot of people die, which they probably will, but a lot of people have died in the past and a lot more will die in the future - it’s sort of just the natural way of things

just hold on to the people you love and tell them you love them now... and the vast majority of us will make it out on the side and continue on with life

it’ll be ok

Inceltown posted:

Realtalk:

Thanks for everyone in the thread, it's been quite cathartic coming here and shitposting my day away. Sure waking up to 1k new posts is a bit daunting but it's way better than trying to find something constructive to do.

we might be a sarcastic shitposting community but we’re a community none the less... and in all honesty I wish you all the best

just hang in there

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

euphronius posted:

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis

tucker wants nazis to have power op

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Crusader posted:

tucker wants nazis to have power op

why can’t we have nazis that also know how to do things

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





philly has been doing this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis

regional warlords

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

euphronius posted:

why can’t we have nazis that also know how to do things

I want to say being educated makes you not a nazi but :(

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


so fuckin sick of this grifter gently caress

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1245869507031121921

one sunny day we will be free from tyrant fauci and his agenda of helping people not die

Asked Turker if he is expert at something, his answer was "No, I am a total imbecile. I managed to get this far in life having absolutelly no idea about a diverse set of topics, with a total intolerance to learning anything new and give a modicum of effort to learn".

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

2DCAT posted:

lmao this is so hosed

Buncha unintelligible moon language

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



martians understand irony and read war of the worlds

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Intelligence is selected for to a point but then it's selected against.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

euphronius posted:

being able to fly and swim that well seems unfair

ducks are violent rapists op

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Tei posted:

Asked Turker if he is expert at something, his answer was "No, I am a total imbecile. I managed to get this far in life having absolutelly no idea about a diverse set of topics, with a total intolerance to learning anything new and give a modicum of effort to learn".

"I am an expert at learning nothing and also looking like a slightly confused dog at a doorbell."

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Der Meister posted:

ducks are violent rapists op

and yet never face justice, while getting free food at subway.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Der Meister posted:

ducks are violent rapists op

Oh like humans can talk poo poo about this.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


euphronius posted:

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis

All human power is an illusion, easily smashed by a tiny piece of RNA in a lipid sheath.

What I'm saying is put the virus in charge. It has some good ideas.

Disillusionist
Sep 19, 2007

he snitched on the entire virus

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis
technocracy is also bad just not as bad

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Der Meister posted:

Buncha unintelligible moon language

if Americans were the only ones on the moon, wouldn’t English be the real moon language

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
releasing prisoners is really bizarre imho

it's almost like... they didn't need to be in prison in the first place? :thunk:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1246051444383416322

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1246067020938063872

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

uh who else besides experts should have power in a crisis

elected officials who are answerable to the People/appointed officials who are answerable to the Party

tuckers real big on bringing strasserism to the fox audience

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Dolphin posted:

releasing prisoners is really bizarre imho

it's almost like... they didn't need to be in prison in the first place? :thunk:

There are some offenses that make sense to have the punishment be prison time, but a fuckload of people are in prison for low level offenses and to keep the for profit prison system alive.

Then you look at these other countries where they treat prisoners like a (gasp) human being and let their families actually spend the night with them, and their prison quarters aren't a third world shithole full of guard beatings. Somehow their recidivism rates are low, is that socialist magic?

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

why can’t we have nazis that also know how to do things

knowing how things work conflicts with knowing that globalists are behind all the bad things

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