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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
https://ibb.co/wQ7zSMg

Nice

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E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

mod sassinator posted:

LMAO will the military survive the weekend?

Depends on how good the dong feng fuses are

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

D1E posted:

Uh... why would the sailor's families get evicted? They're on government payroll, and I can assure you their spouses and children are either in free military housing or they're getting their regular pay plus Basic Allowance for Housing, Sea Pay, Proficiency Pay, and loving Hazardous Duty Allowance for all I know.

Spouses and kids will be fine, but their parents? Civilian siblings? Extended family?

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

TMMadman posted:

Did you not learn state capitals in grade school?

I'm in the Uk mate & we barely learned about that...

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mod sassinator posted:

military having an extremely normal one right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPCx4xP6Sos

Like all these soldier are cheering for president Trump's brave decision to removal a horrible no good traitor from his position, right? Right????

LMAO will the military survive the weekend?

was the captain's firing personally ordered by trump? i havent been able to figure this out

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Centrist Committee posted:

Knuth up arrow notation, baby!

things are gonna get weird when the virus starts spreading at a rate of tree(3)

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Mayor Dave posted:

Spouses and kids will be fine, but their parents? Civilian siblings? Extended family?

OK, so you're telling me a bunch of E-3s are going to successfully instigate a military coup that overthrows the U.S. government.

Right.

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

D1E posted:

Look, the sailors rightfully cheering their former Commanding Officer as he disembarked the ship for the last time is proof that they appreciated him for giving enough of a poo poo about their well-being to fight the chain-of-command is a wonderful thing. Don't get me wrong.

That's a long way off from the Joint Chiefs of Staff deciding to undermine everything they know about honor, courage and commitment to overthrow the fat orange idiot who gave them giant budgets to buy endless military toys.

Don't hold your breath for that coup, goonfriends.

If the administration is so catastrophic that the rank and file can't be relied on to follow orders and the supply chains for all those fancy toys have broken down then fat budgets of useless money won't keep them bribed. Business and the military need a functioning state to suckle on. If the politicians can't deliver it then the military will step in.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Harton posted:

amazing, cats are the best.



subtle modern decor brag

kitchen looks really good

i appreciate those door handles and the flooring

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Father, do you not see the Corona Virus?
The virus with crown and spike?
My son, my son, it is just a hoax.

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

The roni is happening but transphobes aren't stopping lmao

While gf and I were outside chatting with her mom (a nurse) her dad comes out, asks her to do poo poo for him (because he's useless) and then misgenders her to her face, then acts like he doesn't understand what's going on while all three of us correct him.

gently caress this I was trying to take a tolerance break, but I angrily sucked up a whole bowl and will probably smoke more tonight

:d2a:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

shovelbum posted:

I think one of the times it made the national "lol the west coast" news last year it was at a safeway lmao

yea the mount baker one. approximately .5 miles from where a gang did a driveby at the rainier playfield, and then another driveby took place during the candlelight vigil for the person killed in the first one

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
may day is gonna be wild if the rumors of a general strike come true

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Trainee PornStar posted:

I'm in the Uk mate & we barely learned about that...

Hey we were your colony! You should know all our history even if a lot of it happened after the Revolutionary war!

USA! USA! #1!






:v:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shovelbum posted:

I think one of the times it made the national "lol the west coast" news last year it was at a safeway lmao

More like Unsafeway! Lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

D1E posted:

Look, the sailors rightfully cheering their former Commanding Officer as he disembarked the ship for the last time is proof that they appreciated him for giving enough of a poo poo about their well-being to fight the chain-of-command is a wonderful thing. Don't get me wrong.

That's a long way off from the Joint Chiefs of Staff deciding to undermine everything they know about honor, courage and commitment to overthrow the fat orange idiot who gave them giant budgets to buy endless military toys.

Don't hold your breath for that coup, goonfriends.

it wouldn't necessarily be a full military thing. a faction in the CIA could put something deadly in his big mac

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

military having an extremely normal one right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPCx4xP6Sos

Like all these soldier are cheering for president Trump's brave decision to removal a horrible no good traitor from his position, right? Right????

LMAO will the military survive the weekend?

♫♪♪Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Trumpo, the King of Corona

Seein' me and Crozier
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Crozier
Down by the schoolyard
♫♪♪

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
real question is, what are you all doing

for 4.20.2020

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs

current mood

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



BULBASAUR posted:

real question is, what are you all doing

for 4.20.2020

war. on drugs.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/AsaHutchinson/status/1243319320463245312




quote:

A church in Arkansas plans to continue holding services this weekend despite federal and state guidelines against holding gatherings of more than 10 people amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Awaken Church in Jonesboro claimed in a Wednesday evening Facebook post that Jesus was the “first death of Covid-19,” the disease caused by the novel coronavirus. The post included an image of a cross wrapped in a white sash against a sunset background, with the words “Jesus died with COVID-19 so that you didn’t have to bear it.”

“The Dept of Health has stated that all gatherings of ten or more do not apply to houses of worship and yet suggest to follow CDC safe practices, of which we are doing,” the church wrote in a Facebook post.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

Father, do you not see the Corona Virus?
The virus with crown and spike?
My son, my son, it is just a hoax.

Father, why are all the women coughing?
They just caught the flu from their men
Then why are all the men there coughing?
They just got the flu back from them

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

"The Atlantic posted:

The cleaner air could lead to a brief respite in parts of the world with severe air pollution even as they battle the coronavirus. According to an analysis by Marshall Burke, a professor in Stanford’s Earth-system science department, a pandemic-related reduction in particulate matter in the atmosphere—the deadliest form of air pollution—likely saved the lives of 4,000 young children and 73,000 elderly adults in China over two months this year.

lmao for the brief moment COVID-19 has saved more people than it’s killed

Agent Smith was right. Humanity is the real virus

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




also in jonesboro 5 days ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u-tbl7YHio

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

jesus... KILLS

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Harton posted:

amazing, cats are the best.



My brain can't process cats. They are cool, but they looks like furballs I can't randomly pick and hug... like I know I can always do with a dog (except perhaps if the dog is eating something, I guess).

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
https://twitter.com/funder/status/1246152862218027014

lmfaooooooo

ahahhaha

:colbert: :colbert: :colbert: :colbert:

---

But seriously, stay at home and wash yr hands folks.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Something I think that will absolutely, definitely happen due to the CV outbreak is that you're going to see copper come back in a big way for doorknobs / handles because of its intrinsic anti-viral / anti-bacterial properties

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Tei posted:

My brain can't process cats. They are cool, but they looks like furballs I can't randomly pick and hug... like I know I can always do with a dog (except perhaps if the dog is eating something, I guess).

dogs are sluts who will take random hugs from anyone

cats are divine, selective creatures who must carefully judge your soul over long periods of time before they’ll deign to tolerate the occasional random hug

they’re the best

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

got any sevens posted:

may day is gonna be wild if the rumors of a general strike come true

how can there be strike if there are no jobs to strike from in the first place?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

actionjackson posted:

subtle modern decor brag

kitchen looks really good

i appreciate those door handles and the flooring

Thanks! Did all the work myself, floors, cabinet installation and all that poo poo.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

D1E posted:

OK, so you're telling me a bunch of E-3s are going to successfully instigate a military coup that overthrows the U.S. government.

Right.

you're probably right, but under these conditions the chance becomes non-zero

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Grapplejack posted:

Something I think that will absolutely, definitely happen due to the CV outbreak is that you're going to see copper come back in a big way for doorknobs / handles because of its intrinsic anti-viral / anti-bacterial properties

looking forward to the epidemic of stolen doorknobs

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

That is some loving nonsense gibberish theology.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Apraxin posted:

lol new zealand health minister david clark had to apologize to the country because he violated lockdown by driving his van to a remote park and going mountain biking, and a member of the public saw it from a distance and reported it to the press

if you're wondering 'but how did they know it was health minister david clark if they only saw it from a distance?':



lmao

haha loving smooth

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


conveniently, jesus died WITH the covid rather than FROM it, to keep the president's numbers low and help his re-election

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jerrysaltz/status/1246165131232452610?s=21

what the gently caress?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Tei posted:

My brain can't process cats. They are cool, but they looks like furballs I can't randomly pick and hug... like I know I can always do with a dog (except perhaps if the dog is eating something, I guess).

I've got a cat that's wasted on me because I'm pretty ambivalent on cats, but omar is the perfect cat for kids. You can pick him up by the pits and he's content to just hang like that for hours. I imagine you could dress him up or whatever. he is the chillest cat ever and i dont have kids

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Breaking Quarantine in my big Richard Scary's Busytown style car that's just my head somehow made into a car, hoping no member of the public spots me.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

lol my dog is getting a dental Tuesday, they weren't sure when they could do it as the are supposed to tighten there use of PPE

but my mom still can't get her dental bridge fixed

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