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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Bread chat: starter has been sitting for about 24 hours, the rest of the dough been sitting for 20, time to start making the magic happen.


If I'm going to die of roni, it will be with a belly full of good bread dammit

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a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I ran out of junk food to snack on, so I started making baked sweet potatoes. Holy poo poo, I should have been eating these years ago. They are amazing.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Asproigerosis posted:

but when you're keeping your roni rag in a bag for a week how can you possibly avoid contamination?

well ur not supposed to just toss it in your bag lol

you keep it on, and dont touch it until after you wash your hands. There's always been several days between me using mine, during which it sits by itself not touching anything that i need. So any virus that might be on it should be dead by then. Of course I'm lucky because im just some self quarantined nerd who happens to have an old n95 mask, that i only need sometimes. It's fuckin insane that we're forcing our healthcare workers to reuse poo poo

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

It's all about optics. Deaths that occur in "everyday life" don't hit the news and don't matter. But once a crisis starts hitting the news suddenly everyone cares.

It's similar to how 1000 refugees are described as just a bunch of profiteering assholes, but then when one of those is a kid shown in a video that goes viral, every right wing xenophobe is fighting for the kid be allowed to stay for brownie points, while still leaving the remaining 999 to die.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



trumo knew

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



:patriot:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
hey morons just wear something in front of your gross sprinkler mouths. save the named stuff for professionals, use a rag or a T-shirt or a bandana or a scarf, and then only wear it one day, wash it in a washing machine, and try to stay in your house.

you dont need to min/max this poo poo unless youre in a hospital.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


lol my wife made banana bread today then went in twitter and saw this

https://twitter.com/lanikaps/status/1245106785029062663?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/SharksOnCouches/status/1246361184514772992?s=19

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

An O'neil cylinder is just a little bit more realistic than a Ringworld.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Containment has failed / REPEAT / Containment has faild. Ghana dancers meme has hit the Corona thread.

Is a good meme, with a lot of flexibility. It kind of reminds me of the JoJo "to be continued" meme. Same format.

Will help us get through this.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



finally an excuse to wear my spiderman mask

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/1246102319575511042

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004


Pretty sure NYC morgues are more spacious than that

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1246376964631547905

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Do one with one of Trump's speeches about it being just the flu

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

gay picnic defence posted:

Do one with one of Trump's speeches about it being just the flu

Maybe with a US flag on the coffin

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Bread chat: starter has been sitting for about 24 hours, the rest of the dough been sitting for 20, time to start making the magic happen.


If I'm going to die of roni, it will be with a belly full of good bread dammit

I'm making another round of baguette this afternoon. Gonna clean off one of my big prep boards for hand kneading and add a little bit more yeast this time.

Last night I did 2Tbsp active dry yeast, 2 Tbsp honey and 1/2 cup warm water. Let it sit til bubbly while I mixed 3.5 cups flour and 2 tsp salt. Added the yeast then warm water til it was a sticky dough. Used dough hook til it sprang back when I pushed with my thumb. Let sit til doubled (approx 30 min) then shaped into baguettes by making flat rectangles and folding like an envelope til it was about a foot long. Let sit til doubled again (30ish min) and baked at 450F for 15 minutes.

Turned out good but kinda dense so

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1246384540291076102

:capitalism:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/1245714839097561088?s=20

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Bread chat: starter has been sitting for about 24 hours, the rest of the dough been sitting for 20, time to start making the magic happen.


If I'm going to die of roni, it will be with a belly full of good bread dammit

We need butter recipes to go with these breads. Like apple, honey, cinnamon type

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


who's the dumb oval office?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


those are loving hilarious

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Having been born abroad I got a ridic suite of vaccines. Currently waiting to hear back about the BCG vaccine, but I got the hepatitis a and b vaccines as a baby, which incidentally caused me to get a letter from thw Red Cross bc the amount of antibodies in my system made it look like i had them when i donated blood

This country needs a more stringent vaccine program

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

politics exists in a vacuum! nothing anyone does has any consequences! the fact that my actions seemed to have created an effect are simply an illusion! it is outrageous and disgusting to suggest they may be related!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/business/status/1246395859383865350?s=20

This article is especially long and horrifying

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Solarin posted:

who's the dumb oval office?

he used to host the dating game show or something, hes a game show host showing a little solidarity with another game show host

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 12:32 on Apr 4, 2020

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

PEEP THIS...
BITCH!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghuAo_REMkU

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/francescosz/status/1245805754386440192?s=20

https://twitter.com/ladyjacquelyne/status/1246201133124771840?s=20

hahahaha, wow! I have to say, I've never experienced it before, but reading your own ideas being parroted back to you in the New York Times makes you feel great

edit: the author of one of the articles is named Roni, and I can't stop laughing

Well fellas, looks like we have another Brown Moses on our heads. Enjoy your future job at the Atlantic Council.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Hadlock posted:

Pretty sure NYC morgues are more spacious than that

That's a bit more spacious than some of the destroyer ships.



The ones used around the Vietnam war era were even worse.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

read the replies to ascend to greatness

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Bert Roberge posted:

That's a bit more spacious than some of the destroyer ships.



The ones used around the Vietnam war era were even worse.



Man imagine a norovirus outbreak on such a ship :allears:

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

Gumball Gumption posted:

None of us are main characters, we're just folks already sent to the cornfield

the cornfield one is a really good metaphor for the trump administration.

coke
Jul 12, 2009

oxsnard posted:

This lady lives in my sister's neighborhood









UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


UFOTacoMan posted:

he used to host the dating game show or something, he’s a game show host showing a little solidarity with another game show host

Woollery 2024?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





coronavirus causes mild or moderate symptoms for most people, but for some, especially older adults and people with existing health problems, it can cause more severe illness or death

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Hadlock posted:

Pretty sure NYC morgues are more spacious than that

The Royal Canadian Navy is in deep crisis right now and there are already sailors dropping on deck or too sick to get out of their bunks.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Good morning!



Working hard, thank you!

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Impkins Patootie posted:

coronavirus causes mild or moderate symptoms for most people, but for some, especially older adults and people with existing health problems, it can cause more severe illness or death

wow sounds bad

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