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neutral milf hotel posted:emo Philips is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xywEDvBTzM0
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:they are so desperate not to accept reality same
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Zyme posted:watching this made me realize that i will never again be able to watch a video on the internet without anticipating the appropriately timed cut to pallbearers dancing while carrying a casket I actually think it should be a requirement for all videos on the internet going forward. I can't get enough of dancing pallbearer memes.
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facetoucher cat posted:https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/camping-areas-closed-several-north-georgia-counties-due-coronavirus/CG3GFTNJNVFNHP5RL32N2BITDE/ if you must chattahoochee, plz maintain a distance of at least 6ft between yrself and the hoochee while doing so
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PostNouveau posted:Been growing a beard in quarantine. it stops once your face is no longer ashamed of itself, which depends on the rate of hair growth. a goony semi-beard that's constantly being shaved and then neglected such that you constantly look like a 15 year old trying to grow a beard, that will itch all the time as a punishment from god. you just have to power through that part, a quarantine is a good time to do it.
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has anyone considered that we pissed of Poseidon, not Jesus?
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drat everyone is a liberal except me
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mastershakeman posted:Wuhan locked down on 1/23 , wasn't the door welding vid and steel containment cube around that time? Listen, 1/23 was about 40 years ago and the only thing people should be remembering is Sailor Plus time is an illusion that the simulation tries to enforce upon us and the more the simulation breaks down the more we can clearly see it doesn't exist
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Spoondick posted:seems like my fever broke after 3 days but i feel like i got punched in the balls so maybe the virus is just attacking my sack it is a little known complication of covid-19 that the virus will feast on the rear end and balls of its hosts. just get a load of this poo poo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104477/Doctors-claim-new-coronavirus-cause-damage-mans-TESTICLES.html
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GABA ghoul posted:I've been thinking about any way out of this nightmare that's not gonna take years and the only solution I can think of is a Morlock/Eloi type situation. Once reliable antibody tests become available we can test for immunity and allow the immune people to return to regular life. They can then keep the country running and fed and provide for all the Morlock people stuck in their homes. lol sure let’s just bifurcate society into two distinct haves with labels and everything surely there’s no way this would result in massive human rights abuses
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:they are so desperate not to accept reality Where is Your God Now
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MorrisBae posted:Interestingly enough, the top searches for "I can't smell" in the last 30 days, sorted by state (conspicuously absent is Washington): everyone in Washington uses duckduckgo or bing
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Zyme posted:watching this made me realize that i will never again be able to watch a video on the internet without anticipating the appropriately timed cut to pallbearers dancing while carrying a casket
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MysteriousStranger posted:that's not what will happen though. the "infected" will just translate into a permanent forced labor force while all the rich live in gilded private enclaves with their assets growing and the non rich live on barely live able UBI collected for the infected labor force. does this mean im a class traitor for having a power rack and 600lbs of iron in the living room of my 400 sq ft apartment?
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Neon Noodle posted:extremely correct, Emo is one of the original shitposters. one of my fav comedy bits is his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8
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PyPy posted:same yeah ugh gently caress
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I enjoy that Kushner appears to be constantly on the verge of tears whenever he speaks. What an epic rear end in a top hat. https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1246808428070293512 Love also that the rear end in a top hat in chief is personally misdirecting medical research.
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eighty-four merc posted:does this mean im a class traitor for having a power rack and 600lbs of iron in the living room of my 400 sq ft apartment? Just to your downstairs neighbors op
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new kind of cat posted:i absolutely lust for kushner s death we are probably like five months from at least one government official getting lynched in the streets. who specifically i can't guess
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Jazerus posted:it stops once your face is no longer ashamed of itself, which depends on the rate of hair growth. a goony semi-beard that's constantly being shaved and then neglected such that you constantly look like a 15 year old trying to grow a beard, that will itch all the time as a punishment from god. Just a PSA beards can make mask seals poorer both wearing cloth masks outside and if I’m using an ambu bag on you before intubating. Also corona can persist on hair and you may be more likely to touch your face. While I like beards in general perhaps now is not the best time for one.
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Squizzle posted:if you must chattahoochee, plz maintain a distance of at least 6ft between yrself and the hoochee while doing so I've been wanting to sell Chattahoochee raw river water like those tech bros did. Just vaguely claiming it has restorative properties or some poo poo but just enough to not get thrown in jail and sued into oblivion but my conscious gets the best of me because I don't want to kill people by means of explosive diarrhea and heavy metal poisoning
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Nodelphi posted:Just a PSA beards can make mask seals poorer both wearing cloth masks outside and if I’m using an ambu bag on you before intubating. Also corona can persist on hair and you may be more likely to touch your face. Are they starting to be a triage consideration bc of these things yet?
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Ruggan posted:this is a really dumb post i dunno i was super high when I found it at 3am and it made me laugh for 45 seconds straight
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Nodelphi posted:Just a PSA beards can make mask seals poorer both wearing cloth masks outside and if I’m using an ambu bag on you before intubating. Also corona can persist on hair and you may be more likely to touch your face. sorry but im moving deep into a cave and growing a huge beard
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facetoucher cat posted:I've been wanting to sell Chattahoochee raw river water like those tech bros did. Just vaguely claiming it has restorative properties or some poo poo but just enough to not get thrown in jail and sued into oblivion but my conscious gets the best of me because I don't want to kill people by means of explosive diarrhea and heavy metal poisoning on the other hand, by hocking it as 'patriot water' or something you'd guarantee your customers would only be chuds so it'd sort of even out
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my bony fealty posted:everyone in Washington uses duckduckgo how many seb gorkas live in washington anyhow?
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Squizzle posted:sorry but im moving deep into a cave and growing a huge beard you need to build a shower at the entrance, in order to remove any miasmas that visitors to your fortress might be bringing in.
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Back in college I took a public administration class where we were given real world historical scenarios where responses failed and then without context or help we tried to make the right decisions. Stuff like challenger, columbine, even the issue with some cities back in the day where different fire hydrants had different standards of attachments etc. One day some class in china is going to be like maybe the president of the US shouldn't have recommended an untested medicine among so many other goddamn things.
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shovelbum posted:Are they starting to be a triage consideration bc of these things yet? No it does increase technical difficulty but we’re not there yet. I did have to shave a guy with a huge epic beard with lice all over it.
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neutral milf hotel posted:emo Philips is good
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new kind of cat posted:i absolutely lust for kushner s death when I look at his face I always wonder if his little butthole chin is plastic surgery.
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GABA ghoul posted:I've been thinking about any way out of this nightmare that's not gonna take years and the only solution I can think of is a Morlock/Eloi type situation. Once reliable antibody tests become available we can test for immunity and allow the immune people to return to regular life. They can then keep the country running and fed and provide for all the Morlock people stuck in their homes. Ah yes, surely this won't create incentives for people to purposefully get infected so they can be freed of their lockdown, thus entirely defeating the aim of spreading out the curve.
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PyPy posted:I bought a book to learn to code Python while in the ‘tine. I’m going to automate so many mail merges! Username post combo
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Bar Ran Dun posted:when I look at his face I always wonder if his little butthole chin is plastic surgery. he looks like a peeled cucumber his utter lack of even the misting of a 5 o clock shadow is some uncanny valley poo poo gives me the chills
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Pook Good Mook posted:We're both in our 30s with no kids and want to have them, 
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