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Apr 5, 2020 23:45
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Apr 5, 2020 23:46
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90s Cringe Rock posted:I can't believe the big thing for April 2020 is going to be PM Gove. It'll only be the big thing for April if he's really speedy about absorbing Raab.
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Does anybody in here use twitter? Anyone? I'll never sign up for that but someone here must have it. I've been looking at a lot of tweets with the hastag #hope boris. https://twitter.com/docrussjackson/status/1246930871606747137 Somebody needs to get on the ball and remind everyone about this: Boris Johnson refuses to see picture of boy sleeping on hospital floor for lack of beds
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euphronius posted:
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Apr 6, 2020 01:12
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So how many weeks before the purges begin?
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Apr 6, 2020 01:54
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March 11 posted:Mr Johnson said he is "proud" of the Government's record to promote the rights of women, of the number of female MPs in his party and the fact the Conservatives have had two female prime ministers. https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1246377790800375811 https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1246894412472483841
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Apr 6, 2020 03:57
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Now now, everyone. We should all be concerned about Johnson's condition, there's a risk he could recover.
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Apr 6, 2020 05:39
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Samovar posted:Now now, everyone. We should all be concerned about Johnson's condition, there's a risk he could recover. Gove and Hunt have already laid out their funeral attire in anticipation.
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Apr 6, 2020 07:56
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lol Kier face is almost as good as Tucker face
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Apr 6, 2020 08:27
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I'm the Labour party thinking they will attract voters by adapting liberal policies during the worst recession of our lifetimes, in a multi-party system with an already established liberal party. Also, thoughts and prayers on your PM's continued health
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Apr 6, 2020 08:40
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So if Boris croaks then it looks like Dominic Raab is in line to become the PM. We should all be very afraid. I know that's a link to a Mirror article but they are not part of Murdochs empire.
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Apr 6, 2020 09:02
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Valko posted:So if Boris croaks then it looks like Dominic Raab is in line to become the PM. He's also next in line for the roni
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Apr 6, 2020 09:08
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if johnson actually croaks or a least gets a serious health scare out of this i might start believing in supernatural entities
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Apr 6, 2020 09:11
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V. Illych L. posted:if johnson actually croaks or a least gets a serious health scare out of this i might start believing in supernatural entities he's having a serious health scare. you don't get to go to hospital in the UK atm just to get your nails done he's either in an oxygen mask or on a vent i like that the grauniad admitted they and all the other journos knew he was much sicker than they were pretending he was. just mask off propagandists, they dont even know whats wrong with any of that. but that does tell you that if he was on a vent they'd say he was just in hospital for tests. we wouldn't know about it until a day after he was dead at the earliest.
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Apr 6, 2020 09:32
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I don't want Boris to die, a bit of suffering and maybe a complication that makes him incontinent, sure, but not death. PM Raab is terrifying.
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Communist Thoughts posted:he's having a serious health scare. wait hang on has the british press misled the public as to who's been effecting the highest office in the land for several days how did i not catch this
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Dravs posted:I don't want Boris to die, a bit of suffering and maybe a complication that makes him incontinent, sure, but not death. PM Raab is terrifying. on the other hand, raab is a genuinely stupid man rather than just being lazy and venal. he'd probably try to push stuff contrary to all reason and somehow have his government fall despite a chunky majority
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Apr 6, 2020 09:51
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If one assumes that the prime minister can get a doctor sent over to his sickbed on a house call, one could also assume that they can deliver an oxygen tank or other minor bits of testing equipment. The only reason to go to a hospital would be to use some more complicated piece of machinery like a CT scanner or a ventilator
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Apr 6, 2020 10:07
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Boris is the man who hid in a fridge to avoid reporters, he'd deffo have doctors and equipment come to his bedroom at whatever cost to the NHS if that was an option. The only "testing" he'd go to a hospital for is testing whether or not he can be resuscitated from whatever cataconic state he's in.
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Apr 6, 2020 10:18
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Valko posted:Okay, how bout a change of topic? I've just finished watching the news and Bojo's fiance has tested positive and she is also pregnant. The implications of this are worrying. I too find the implications of Bojo's fiance being pregnant worrying
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Apr 6, 2020 10:18
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V. Illych L. posted:wait hang on has the british press misled the public as to who's been effecting the highest office in the land for several days https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1246908620073250816?s=20
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Apr 6, 2020 10:23
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Does he smoke or drink like a fish or any other of the things that make someone way more vulnerable to that?
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Apr 6, 2020 10:24
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Samurai Sanders posted:Does he smoke or drink like a fish or any other of the things that make someone way more vulnerable to that? i don't think he smokes, but he's a functioning alcoholic by all accounts and he's moderately obese. he's also got what is in principle a very stressfull job, but depending on how much he's just fobbing off that comorbidity might be less relevant
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Apr 6, 2020 10:36
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Here's me thinking he was just faking it to avoid scrutiny...  Anyway I hope he's in an NHS facility and sees just how loving hard it is to work there with lovely pay and virtually gently caress all in the way of protection against this virus. I also hope he doesn't infect any of the poor fuckers that are helping him.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Here's me thinking he was just faking it to avoid scrutiny... if anyone's getting special treatment it's going to be the prime minister of the united kingdom plus, the reason these people are conservatives isn't ignorance, it's that they're posh kids with absolute contempt for commoners/want to be posh kids with absolute contempt for commoners
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Apr 6, 2020 10:54
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twoday posted:When was he last seen? How did he look? the last public appearance was his direct-to-cam performance on Friday, in retrospect he does sound pretty short of breath (and looks horrendus but i was attributing that to the cumulative forty year hangover https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1246042407973662721)
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Apr 6, 2020 11:15
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*to the tune of oh, jeremy corbyn* oh, coronavirus
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Squizzle posted:*to the tune of oh, jeremy corbyn* oh, coronavirus
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Squizzle posted:*to the tune of oh, jeremy corbyn* oh, coronavirus
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https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/1247105051929214976 Huge if true.
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Squizzle posted:*to the tune of oh, jeremy corbyn* oh, coronavirus Are you just going to keep that as your avatar now? It could confuse people. Oh and by the way,  Thanks for your supportive words when I had that breakdown on the fateful night of 12 december last year. There are other goons I need to thank as well and I will when I can afford to pm again.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:the covid does not cause utterly insane diarrhoea, but you never know what else he might pick up I actually meant to type impotent, but when I had an image of him just randomly making GBS threads himself in a cabinet meeting and all of his ghouls just have to sit there and pretend nothing is wrong it made me smile so I left it in.
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