[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twitter.com/germanrlopez/status/1247210000155643904?s=19

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:08

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:11

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Maya Fey posted:

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1247247363577499648

LOOOOOL

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:09

Unoriginal Name: Aug 1, 2006; by sebmojo

Crusader posted:

uh, watch out for your pets i guess

https://twitter.com/angie_rasmussen/status/1247281051241607168

petition to call this plague the Tiger Virus

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:10

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/germanrlopez/status/1247210000155643904?s=19

[Blasio emerges from the bunker strung out on weed]: Dear God, it's me, Bill DeBlasio.... from City Hall

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:10

uncertainty: Aug 8, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

This Medium piece of magical thinking is picking up steam with multiple boomers and X�ers I know. Any good rebuttals?

https://medium.com/the-mission/why-coronavirus-should-be-the-least-of-your-worries-d6ed6abe75bc

Most of the claims about how our brain works in that piece are completely misunderstanding of the actual science and at best vaguely related to reality. It is as if the authr once read somewhere that drinking 20 gallons of water can kill you and now claims any form of water-drinking is immediately deadly.

Happy to rebut any specific claims you care about, but a quick skim suggests it is mostly nonsense.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:12

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

MoaM posted:

Yes, you are.

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1247252577151901696

lmao

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:13

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Shame the virus didn't start in Macedonia so we could call it the Maceroni

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:13

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

guess what: :owned:

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:14

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/bug_gwen/status/1247254403280777216

get your snake oil

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:14

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Trump seems to be referring to Bojo in the past tense.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:14

ZombyDog: Jul 11, 2001; Ere to fix yer gubbinz

new kind of cat posted:

it�s gonna be an awesome spectacle like the funeral of howard moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0WUZwRLu8M

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:14

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Drinkfist posted:

Just googled a Recipe.

I got the Salt, Onion, Oil, Rice and Water on hand. I keep a super special Ms Dash and Garlic Powder and Herb spice as my go to everything cooking. Once I had a whole shaker of taco seasoning and thought it was a luxury. Before I google it myself I don't know what garam masala is.

Edit: After Google. a hot spice mixture, usually of ground coriander, cumin, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, and pepper, used in Indian cooking. Now I need to know what cardamom is.

lol. it's actually real simple and you should have most of those spices on hand anyways and you can always just sub or double up on other things if you're lacking. cardamom also owns and is one of th ebig ingredients in chai. like cumin, coriander, paprika, cardamom, cayenne, nutmeg are used all the time and not some rando niche things.

when i was on keto, i used to (and still do) make this paneer/tofu tikka masla recipe and it requires almost no work. there are lots of ways to make it and it's not "authentic" anyways so just go wild, want to sub in coconut cream? go for it.

Xaris has issued a correction as of 23:18 on Apr 6, 2020

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:14

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

So even fancy loving animals can get tested but there is no way I could if I wanted to? Tigers are the bourgeoisie of the animal world, guillotine them all seize their tests asap imo

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:15

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

knowing the books for a local small grocery store in a IL college town that depends on student business (most of which have left already), where they usually clear 30k per day, they were at 60k few weeks ago but now they're only down to like 25k. hours are cut everywhere.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:16

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

Trump seems to be referring to Bojo in the past tense.

trumps grasp of reality is a little wonky

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:16

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Drinkfist posted:

What I see here is a list of good food normal people usually need a restaurant to prepare because they can't do it themselves. I have made real crab rangoon before and it is a fun and simple process right up to the part were I had to fry it. Also outside of an indian family who the hell has the spices on hand to make a decent loving indian dish during a lockdown.

gently caress if you have never had tikka masala you are missing out in a big way. The best thing about this modern era is so many great food dishes from across the world ~~are~~ were accessible.

lmao if you don't have an entire cabinet dedicated to all of the worlds known spices

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:16

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body.

the body's immune system is rushing fluid to his lungs, where it's mixing with the sloughed off tissue that used to be his alveoli.

he's lying face down in his bed, because it makes it easier to breathe. the fluid is flowing downward because of gravity and swelling his scrotum and testicles grotesquely.

they will have preemptively cath'd him in case the swelling from fluid and his engorged prostate would later make it untenable.

he is being started on prophylactic broad spectrum abx. the meropenem will turn the lining of his gi tract into a slurry. Since he's prone, that will back up too, further complicating matters. they'll have to pump the poo poo out of him with a tube because he won't be a candidate for surgery

his heart will eventually give out from beating against the fluid overload, and he'll be put on IV pressors. the drugs will make his heart beast faster and his arteries constrict, stabilizing his blood pressure. after a day his fingers and toes will start to turn black and necrotise.

his penis as well, but no one will bother to check because they won't want to deal with it.

this is what he has to look forward to

Inshallah

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:16

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007

Drinkfist posted:

Just googled a Recipe.

I got the Salt, Onion, Oil, Rice and Water on hand. I keep a super special Ms Dash and Garlic Powder and Herb spice as my go to everything cooking. Once I had a whole shaker of taco seasoning and thought it was a luxury. Before I google it myself I don't know what garam masala is.

Edit: After Google. a hot spice mixture, usually of ground coriander, cumin, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, and pepper, used in Indian cooking. Now I need to know what cardamom is.

cardamom are like a seed pod that gets ground into a spice.

pretty much if you can make the garam masala you can make a poo poo load of indian currys. it�s pretty straightforward assortment of spices but what do i know i live outside the exotic urban center of Fall River massachusetts

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:17

Serf: May 5, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Serf is my posting ally and i will not see him maligned in this fashion

eh, cargo cult is a white supremacist concern trolling leftists because i guess life rules under capitalism for them. its all good with me

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:17

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

BOJO is going to live. The ghouls survive this.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:17

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Xaris posted:

lol. it's actually real simple and you should have most of those spices on hand anyways and you can always just sub or double up on other things if you're lacking. cardamom also owns and is one of th ebig ingredients in chai

when i was on keto, i used to (and still do) make this paneer/tofu tikka masla recipe and it requires almost no work. there are lots of ways to make it and it's not "authentic" anyways so just go wild, want to sub in coconut cream? go for it.

if you're lazy these days you can just go into a kroger or something and buy pre mixed Indian spices for most anything you're trying to do.

there's green cardamom and white cardamom. beware white cardamom, it is just green cardamom that white people soaked in bleach because the taste was too intense for them.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:18

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Frog Act posted:

things have previously been great but this is a very good point, like, this is something I never imagine could be an issue and is of such profound existential importance I�m really questioning everything right now

im sorry but your girlfriend has a terminal case of liberal capitalism, lose her and get with a shut-in socialist who understands that staying inside away from any other living people is more important than $90 a week

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:19

703: May 11, 2007; Contains Carbon Monoxide

Dirk Pitt posted:

BOJO is going to live. The ghouls survive this.

this is correct. RIP your fav public personas tho

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:19

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Crusader posted:

uh, watch out for your pets i guess

https://twitter.com/angie_rasmussen/status/1247281051241607168

Would be wild if they could give it to humans too.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:20

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

MoaM posted:

Yes, you are.

https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1247252577151901696

Same except I always found him a sinister rear end in a top hat who pretended to be a blustering idiot to lure people into a false sense of security while he savaged the NHS in a predatory fashion

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:20

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body.

the body's immune system is rushing fluid to his lungs, where it's mixing with the sloughed off tissue that used to be his alveoli.

he's lying face down in his bed, because it makes it easier to breathe. the fluid is flowing downward because of gravity and swelling his scrotum and testicles grotesquely.

they will have preemptively cath'd him in case the swelling from fluid and his engorged prostate would later make it untenable.

he is being started on prophylactic broad spectrum abx. the meropenem will turn the lining of his gi tract into a slurry. Since he's prone, that will back up too, further complicating matters. they'll have to pump the poo poo out of him with a tube because he won't be a candidate for surgery

his heart will eventually give out from beating against the fluid overload, and he'll be put on IV pressors. the drugs will make his heart beast faster and his arteries constrict, stabilizing his blood pressure. after a day his fingers and toes will start to turn black and necrotise.

his penis as well, but no one will bother to check because they won't want to deal with it.

this is what he has to look forward to

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:20

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

Homeless Friend posted:

guess what:

Lmao

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:20

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Dirk Pitt posted:

BOJO is going to live. The ghouls survive this.

if he's on a vent its a coinflip, keep ur chin up

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:20

Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

Boris lives but during the long twilight hours floating in the void between life and death he finds God. Once he recovers the first thing Boris does is implement full Taliban-style religious law and raises the flag of jihad over Westminster

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:21

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

donald trump above all things is an enormous loving coward

people he knows dying or getting it is probably what caused his "about face", and people like BJ going to ICU is going to set the primitive part of his brain off in absolute existential terror.

good.i hope he�s terrified

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:21

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

FizFashizzle posted:

right now boris' alcohol ravaged liver is swelling, slowing down the flow of blood throughout his entire body.

the body's immune system is rushing fluid to his lungs, where it's mixing with the sloughed off tissue that used to be his alveoli.

he's lying face down in his bed, because it makes it easier to breathe. the fluid is flowing downward because of gravity and swelling his scrotum and testicles grotesquely.

they will have preemptively cath'd him in case the swelling from fluid and his engorged prostate would later make it untenable.

he is being started on prophylactic broad spectrum abx. the meropenem will turn the lining of his gi tract into a slurry. Since he's prone, that will back up too, further complicating matters. they'll have to pump the poo poo out of him with a tube because he won't be a candidate for surgery

his heart will eventually give out from beating against the fluid overload, and he'll be put on IV pressors. the drugs will make his heart beast faster and his arteries constrict, stabilizing his blood pressure. after a day his fingers and toes will start to turn black and necrotise.

his penis as well, but no one will bother to check because they won't want to deal with it.

this is what he has to look forward to

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:21

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

Alas bojo is dying, the serfs are permitted one minute of sombre reflection before continuing to toil in the fields

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:21

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007

Mackers posted:

I should start making my own spice paste. Normally just buy jars of it out of laziness but it's probably a lot cheaper to make a shitload myself

whole spices retain their aroma and freshness longer too.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:22

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/JonathanTurley/status/1247182354755604487

Imagine bragging that you don't know what chicken tikka is.

I had an amazing dish in New York years ago and I only just remembered it was Halal-Style beef and rice.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:22

Serf: May 5, 2011

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

Alas bojo is dying, the serfs are permitted one minute of sombre reflection before continuing to toil in the fields

brb, setting fire to the lord's manor

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:23

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

WarEternal posted:

Same, it sucks.

I can tell your av understands my plight.

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:23

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Drunkboxer posted:

historical events are dumb as hell

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:24

B-Rock452: Jan 6, 2005

I can't wait for Trump to announce Boris died via Twitter at least six hours before the UK is actually ready to make that announcement

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:25

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Xaris posted:

lol. it's actually real simple and you should have most of those spices on hand anyways and you can always just sub or double up on other things if you're lacking. cardamom also owns and is one of th ebig ingredients in chai. like cumin, coriander, paprika, cardamom, cayenne, nutmeg are used all the time and not some rando niche things.

when i was on keto, i used to (and still do) make this paneer/tofu tikka masla recipe and it requires almost no work. there are lots of ways to make it and it's not "authentic" anyways so just go wild, want to sub in coconut cream? go for it.

Is this the time to finally post my wife's awesome chai recipe?

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:25

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U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1247282625896644608

womp womp judges say u gotta go stand in line and die

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:25

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