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lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mod sassinator posted:

holy hell someone is going to have 'the talk' with biden soon right? that man is not well

after they use him to ensure no single payer legislation passes for another generation, at the minor cost of thousands of older folks they talk into going to the polls, the DNC ghouls will let him "gracefully" lose by 300+ electoral votes to trump.

so lmao, just lmao

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

good quarantine content

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Yep he'll shave in 2 days because he can't stop rubbing his stubble and I'm chicken poo poo and terrified of what people think of me so I'll never shave my head

My neighbors will still think we're murderers for screaming trumo like a wet fart because that shits hilarious

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Farm Frenzy posted:

i mean the guardian put out an article that said that theyd known it was more serious than reported but just hadnt said anything. journalists just love following rules

Every American reading this thread should look up what a super-injunction is

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


It’s this gif but the pizza is the ghost of Corn Pop

https://i.imgur.com/dJokdg4.gifv

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I love that Peter Navarro, the guy fighting Fauci over medical treatments, was also the only guy in the admin smart enough to multiply 2% by 100 million to get a potential death toll.


someone please convince Don Jr. to buy stock in a company that produces the BCG vaccine

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
We need more news. Why isn't anything happening?

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



fuckin buddy of kirky's says that biden has got the dementia, yknow? like his brain gone? legit bud kirky got inside poo poo

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

facetoucher cat posted:

We need more news. Why isn't anything happening?

We're all dead.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Fly Molo posted:

after they use him to ensure no single payer legislation passes for another generation, at the minor cost of thousands of older folks they talk into going to the polls, the DNC ghouls will let him "gracefully" lose by 300+ electoral votes to trump.

so lmao, just lmao

I keep think how Neera Tanden is always tweeting about how much she loves older Black voters as she works extremely hard to kill them all

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Anyone who didn't see this coming lmao

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Zeroisanumber posted:

We're all dead.

Fair point

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Writers have been pretty inventive this season but they always gotta go the martial arts tournament for the filler arc don't they?
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1247356674714800132?s=19

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
man it woudl be sick to wake up and see the bojo rumors are true

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

facetoucher cat posted:

We need more news. Why isn't anything happening?

cause it's all made up by the liberal media
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1247370424687656960?s=20
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1247227581461454853?s=20
https://twitter.com/C4CEO/status/1247310934718271491?s=20

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Writers have been pretty inventive this season but they always gotta go the martial arts tournament for the filler arc don't they?
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1247356674714800132?s=19

Street Beefs is still doing fights in Satan's Backyard, get on Scarface's level Dana

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
found an interesting twitter account

https://twitter.com/MbofanaMr/status/1247372378159579136?s=20

https://twitter.com/MbofanaMr/status/1247368844622139392?s=20

https://twitter.com/MbofanaMr/status/1247290128436994061?s=20

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



Is this one of those crazies who believe the British are one of the lost tribes of Israel or a different kind I can't even parse?

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Atrocious Joe posted:

I keep think how Neera Tanden is always tweeting about how much she loves older Black voters as she works extremely hard to kill them all

it’s almost as though joe biden and the dnc view those older black voters as an expendable resource, a bludgeon to wield against their opponents then discard once it’s broken and needs healthcare :thunk:

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/1247357859551199232?s=20
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1247287993095897088?s=20
https://twitter.com/_larry_sellers/status/1246797949658714112?s=20
https://twitter.com/JohnEkdahl/status/1247282563774918657?s=20

Death Cult updates

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Is this one of those crazies who believe the British are one of the lost tribes of Israel or a different kind I can't even parse?

I'm not sure but they're probably right about the house of lords

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Wow, a schizophrenic! on twitter?!

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Atrocious Joe posted:

cause it's all made up by the liberal media

It's cool I found some news

https://twitter.com/Tsoukalos/status/1247371663395573760

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

The conditions of the study don’t replicate real-world conditions. It was just a proof-of-concept that they could catch it. It didn’t produce the same symptoms in the cats and they weren’t as contagious to each other as humans are, although that poo poo about the tiger and lions in the Bronx Zoo catching it isn’t good.

Is it possible that the tigers and lions didn’t spread it among themselves but rather an asymptomatic zoo keeper has been making out with all the big cats at the Bronx Zoo?


Is anyone in the DNC leadership concerned about this guy? I can’t tell if he’s been rapidly declining over the past year or I just hadn’t noticed until then. Like I remember him being a real bumbling dipshit but he seems more like sad grandpa dementia now. Is anyone with any actual power worried about him being their nominee?


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

This conspiracy seems very qanon in its pointlessness, although if the Jimmy Saville thing taught me anything, it’s that the BBC is very involved in conspiracies.

Why “buy time” to cut together memorial montages of an oaf who was in office less than a year? Did they even have retrospectives for vile old Marge Thatcher?


I was under the impression that major news networks always have a little memorial roll prepped for world leaders, even if they didn’t it would take an intern maybe 10 minutes to whip one up. Then again I don’t work at BBC London and Kirky does.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

twoday posted:

well we didn't figure out if it works yet

well, nevertheless, gently caress all yall anyway

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

facetoucher cat posted:

We need more news. Why isn't anything happening?

here’s some news:

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/crewmember-navy-hospital-ship-comfort-tests-positive-coronavirus/story?id=70012654&cid=social_fb_abcn

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/CamEdwards/status/1247289077415714817

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Trixie Hardcore posted:

Is it possible that the tigers and lions didn’t spread it among themselves but rather an asymptomatic zoo keeper has been making out with all the big cats at the Bronx Zoo?


Is anyone in the DNC leadership concerned about this guy? I can’t tell if he’s been rapidly declining over the past year or I just hadn’t noticed until then. Like I remember him being a real bumbling dipshit but he seems more like sad grandpa dementia now. Is anyone with any actual power worried about him being their nominee?


It's not Dementia. It's TBI from his brain surgeries over the years.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



e: duplicate post.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


wow missing the point entirely

quote:

Israelites: We want a king, kings are cool

God: If you get a king he'll be a tyrant. He will take the best of your lands and crops and animals and give them to his flunkies. He'll kill your sons in pointless wars and your daughters will serve in his palace. You will become his slaves.

Israelites: We still want a king.

God: Okay, fine. But let the record show you asked for this.


edit: or, wait, maybe he actually DOES understand it

Tunicate has issued a correction as of 05:11 on Apr 7, 2020

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

oh no not a surplus of life saving equipment

cyka blyat
Sep 12, 2018

1999. What appeared to be a harmless meteorite crashing in the Nevada desert has turned out to be Darc Seed, an evil alien creature with horrible powers. By shooting strange magnetic rays, Darc Seed had turned the helpless nation into zombies and had brought the Statue of Liberty to life to do his dirty work. These rays had also given him control over many deadly weapons, but none were more powerful than the legendary samurai sword, Shura. When the great head of the samurai, Namakubi, heard that the sword had fallen into evil hands, he set off immediately for the United States. For only he possessed the strength and knowledge needed to recapture the magical sword and free the U.S. from the evil clutches of Darc Seed.

Made some refried beans. Big gray goop. Cant wait to smush it on some tortillas and munch on down.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

pancake rabbit posted:

Enhance 5719
Track 45 left, Stop
Enhance 15 to 23
Give me a hard copy right there


I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Is it possible that the tigers and lions didn’t spread it among themselves but rather an asymptomatic zoo keeper has been making out with all the big cats at the Bronx Zoo?


Let’s hope it was only making out.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wanna meet the zookeeper who was loving a tiger, according to Something Awful online forums

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

Trixie Hardcore posted:


Is anyone in the DNC leadership concerned about this guy? I can’t tell if he’s been rapidly declining over the past year or I just hadn’t noticed until then. Like I remember him being a real bumbling dipshit but he seems more like sad grandpa dementia now. Is anyone with any actual power worried about him being their nominee?


no one cares. the masks are off and its all a huge joke. past generations hosed up and didnt kill enough rich people

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1247358209310035975?s=20

trump wants to send him chloroquine

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

wanna meet the zookeeper who was loving a tiger, according to Something Awful online forums

Dr. Claude Balls, DVM.

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