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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Columbus Junction is 2,000 people in the middle of nowhere. lol good job Reynolds way to keep that economy humming along

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247532135843422208?s=19

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy

uncop posted:

Really crossing the threshold at which I actively want the roni even if it gave me permanent lung damage or something, just to have an end date to having to worry about it for a while. Just inject it into my veins and put me in an actual quarantine rather than this recommendation regime that linearizes the infection rate so that they'll keep steadily ticking up right until a vaccine is done and distributed.
Dont be selfish. The whole point is that too many people are sick right now. Enjoy not breathing normally and go meditate or something if you're anxious or play a videogame

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
i want to try fonio sometime before i die (2 to 3 weeks)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dex_sda posted:

broccoli loving rocks dude, don't know what to tell ya

You've already told me enough :smug:

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Relevant Tangent posted:

look at this dude hasn't heard of the lick the sidewalk challenge

About 35 years ago, back in February, when my husband and I were driving around, I saw a 6~ yo child pick his nose then eat it then proceed to push a crosswalk button in front of a hospital that was caring for the coronavirus patients here in GA. The mother saw him do it and grabbed the same hand to walk him across the street. That's when I knew I made the correct decision to never have children and never push a crosswalk button again in my life. I don't have the lady balls for that stuff

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

bring back old gbs posted:

this isnt how it works, you can catch it twice

I tell people this and the light leaves their eyes

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

quinoa is gross, like broccoli and cauliflower

I try to eat a lot of broccoli and cauliflower since non-starchy veggies are hella good for you and super low calorie

But I bake them with olive oil and pepper, I can't eat them raw

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Oh poo poo, we may have to reorient our economic and agricultural systems away from producing and shipping billions of lemons to be cut up and put in water and tea that nobody wanted in the first loving place

Oh the humanity

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

quinoa is gross, like broccoli and cauliflower

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


some good av material here or funny probes

kookaburra here :xd:

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Iron Crowned posted:

quinoa is gross, like broccoli and cauliflower

i really like broccoli and cauliflower steamed

i havent had california style mixed veggies with cheese in forever :yum:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

if i survive this im going to really enjoy eating bag of chips and licking my fingers again

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Son of Man posted:

Oh poo poo, we may have to reorient our economic and agricultural systems away from producing and shipping billions of lemons to be cut up and put in water and tea that nobody wanted in the first loving place

Oh the humanity

I like tea with lemon :(

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

NofrikinfuN posted:

i really like broccoli and cauliflower steamed

i havent had california style mixed veggies with cheese in forever :yum:

Broccoli with cheese and a steak turns out, is a p good combo

Not for your heart, obviously, but who cares anymore there was a vegetable in there

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Son of Man posted:

Oh poo poo, we may have to reorient our economic and agricultural systems away from producing and shipping billions of lemons to be cut up and put in water and tea that nobody wanted in the first loving place

Oh the humanity

And on the other side of the aisle, WHY IS THERE NO LEMON IN MY WATER THIS IS A DISGRACE HOW DARE YOU

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Spoondick posted:

if i survive this im going to really enjoy eating bag of chips and licking my fingers again

just do it on a bright sunny day outside duh

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

euphronius posted:

I tell people this and the light leaves their eyes

Wait, do we have more evidence for this than just that japanese man?

cause if we do then the light should definitely leave their eyes 'cos that poo poo's civilisation ending

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Spoondick posted:

if i survive this im going to really enjoy eating bag of chips and licking my fingers again

Do that now, just wash your loving meathooks before you start

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

spacemang_spliff posted:

I like tea with lemon :(

Broke: I like tea with lemon

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

uncop posted:

Really crossing the threshold at which I actively want the roni even if it gave me permanent lung damage or something, just to have an end date to having to worry about it for a while. Just inject it into my veins and put me in an actual quarantine rather than this recommendation regime that linearizes the infection rate so that they'll keep steadily ticking up right until a vaccine is done and distributed.

Watch some Mr. Heang Update and chill

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEjA5F8lg5ntTbS7WDeRDFA

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

Broke: I like tea with lemon

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

limes are better

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Chunky Salsa posted:

Broccoli with cheese and a steak turns out, is a p good combo

Not for your heart, obviously, but who cares anymore there was a vegetable in there

we always did them with flavored rice and fried pork shoulder steaks for double damage

turns out everything else is going to kill me faster than diet, so #whocare

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Barry Foster posted:

Wait, do we have more evidence for this than just that japanese man?

cause if we do then the light should definitely leave their eyes 'cos that poo poo's civilisation ending

I believe the reason was attributed to there being two slightly different variants on this virus going around, so the antibodies for one version weren't viable for the other? But maybe that was more flubro bullshit.

Iron Crowned posted:

Broke: I like tea with lemon

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

Lime heathen.

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

??? what the gently caress is wrong with you use a lime moran

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Barry Foster posted:

Wait, do we have more evidence for this than just that japanese man?

cause if we do then the light should definitely leave their eyes 'cos that poo poo's civilisation ending

there were a few reports but they are likely testing problems, not reinfections

Warmachine posted:

I believe the reason was attributed to there being two slightly different variants on this virus going around, so the antibodies for one version weren't viable for the other? But maybe that was more flubro bullshit.

the variants are way too close not to have cross-immunity iirc.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Iron Crowned posted:

Broke: I like tea with lemon

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

stroked: I like hydroxychloroquine in bleach with lemon

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


next season of the Righteous Gemstones is gonna be wild

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Iron Crowned posted:

Broke: I like tea with lemon

Woke: I like gin and tonic with lemon

wtf is wrong with you

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Eating quinoa is an act of modern imperialism, your hunger for it makes it too expensive for the people who used to depend on it as a staple

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

??? what the gently caress is wrong with you use a lime moran

Have you tried it?

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

NofrikinfuN posted:

this grain chat reminds me of the gbs post about cheerios with ancient grains

i wonder if that thread is in the goldmine

This one?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3715451

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

dex_sda posted:

there were a few reports but they are likely testing problems, not reinfections


the variants are way too close not to have cross-immunity iirc.

aight that was the last I heard too, ok

f u euphronius

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
White people ruin everything

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



yessss thank you

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

They're tastier

Quinoa actually has a good nutrient profile, I just personally dislike it strongly and here at least it's a bougie fad flood so it's like 4 bucks a pound

It's basically gentrified millet

NASA has it as one of their top choices for long duration spaceflight for a reason.
But the taste is unexpectedly strong and definitely not for everyone.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Spoondick posted:

if i survive this im going to really enjoy eating bag of chips and licking my fingers again

pour em into a bowl, bin the packet, wash your hands. easy

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Warmachine posted:

Do that now, just wash your loving meathooks before you start

i figured it would be safer to avoid all finger foods since after washing my hands i invariably have to touch a few more things before eating, but it ended up not mattering

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Barry Foster posted:

aight that was the last I heard too, ok

f u euphronius

i mean like basically the only saving grace we have rn is that coronaviruses don't really mutate so readily due to built-in error correction during replication

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Spoondick posted:

i figured it would be safer to avoid all finger foods since after washing my hands i invariably have to touch a few more things before eating, but it ended up not mattering

just eat your cheetos in the shower duh

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