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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



twoday posted:

a brief history lesson:

after the Netherlands became independent, the Dutch Republic soon emerged from being a feudal possession of the Spanish to becoming a flourishing wealthy empire. Free from the system of monarchy which burdened the rest of the countries in Europe, the country soon became an oligarchy run by wealthy merchants who also ran the government, and went to work building a mighty fleet that they used to enable their imperialist expansion to every continent and all corners of the world, ruthlessly exploiting every resource they came across for the sake of accumulating wealth. Not only did they invent the stock market and the concept of the corporation, but they also seamlessly integrated corporate and government interests into a single ruthless machine, and also established a global trade network which arguably played a massive part in establishing the basis for the current world order of international capitalist trade. In doing so, they rapidly accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth, and the profits of the East India Company alone dwarf all modern ones when adjusted for inflation, and made it the most profitable company in the history of the world:



And that's just ignoring the West India Company and all of the other business which played a role in the economy. For a number of decades in the 17th century the Dutch Republic was by any measure the wealthiest nation on earth, and much of this money was invested into the armed forces and military technology, resulting in one of the most formidable armies and navies on earth, which was then used to build an exploitative global empire that drained the earth of its natural resources in the name of capital, and led to deaths of hundreds of thousands of people who stood in the way of this process. There was a period where the Dutch were pretty much the only global superpower, and not only dominated the world financially and militarily, but also created lots of scientific developments and beautiful artwork. So what happened? Why don't the Dutch still rule the world?

Well, all of this wheeling and dealing inevitably led to the Dutch becoming embroiled in numerous conflicts around the world with all of the other major powers of the day, and those decades of war (both cold and hot) drained a lot of resources and created a lot of enemies on the world stage. These wars were not only a financial burden on the nation, but also helped emphasize social divides which were already present, and generated a lot of problems in society. All of this came to a head in a single year which is now known as the 'Rampjaar' or "Disaster Year," when just about everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong. After years of conflict, the other major powers all grew to despise the Dutch Republic, and in 1672 the country was simultaneously attacked on all sides by an Alliance of the English, French, and Germans. At the same time there was a bitter civil war in the country between monarchists and Republicans which culminated in the head of state, who had ruled for almost 2 decades, and his brother who was the head of the navy (perhaps the most formidable military force on earth at that time) being dragged out into the streets, where they were lynched by a mob who ripped off their skin and ate their livers and other organs raw.



This mighty empire descended almost overnight into unimaginable chaos, with every element of society being ripped apart along its weakest seams. There is a phrase from this time which describes the state of the nation - "radeloos, redeloos, reddeloos," which translates into something like "without leadership, without reason, and without possibility of salvation." Though they were able to fight off the armies which threatened to wipe them off the map, the economy was hopelessly devastated and would remain so for centuries. A leadership crisis emerged, and for the next hundred years the country was ruled by the nephews and cousins of previous rulers, who had grown up fat and wealthy and had no idea how to govern what remained of the country. While the average citizen became horribly poor and hopeless, the ineffective leaders continued to live in mansions and eat off of silver plates, and they turned to increasingly nefarious tactics to prop up their economy. They magnified the slave trade a thousand fold, and started using increasingly brutal tactics to retain control over their colonies, which were taken away from them by their enemies one by one. They invested in pet projects and other tremendous wastes of money which did little to help the country or its economy. For instance, the remaining few Dutch of this period who still had some wealth spent a lot of it financing the rebels in America in the late 1700's, largely out of spite against their ancient enemies, the British. But it didn't help, of course. They were invaded by the French and Germans (and English and even Russian armies at some point), and the nation continued along its disastrous trajectory, leading to revolution, invasion, poverty, and death. Lots of death. Many such horrors. The reason why so many Dutch cities have charming 17th century buildings which attract tourists today is that they never recovered economically from the Disaster Year until relatively recently, and for hundreds of years there was little money around for new building projects, and everyone just had to continue living in the houses which were built way back when during "the Golden Age."

So what's the point of this story? There was once a global superpower which was wealthier than any other in history, with a massive and powerful army which it used to terrorize the world, as well as form much of the global capitalist economic system which surrounds us today. But then one day disaster struck and the chickens came home to roost, and it all fell apart overnight. Poof. That's all it takes. And there's a good chance that anyone who is reading this post didn't know any of this. That entire empire so thoroughly destroyed and forgotten (and good riddance), that now, 350 years later very few people in the world know that it ever happened.

The moral of the story is that no matter how wealthy, how powerful the empire which you inhabit is, it is ultimately nothing within the grand scheme of history. Your entire world can just collapse one day, and then a few hundred years later barely anyone alive will know anything about it. Everything which surrounds you and all that you know is ultimately just an insignificant blip on the radar of human progress that can and will be forgotten. All it takes is one strong shock which tears everything apart. And that's what we are witnessing happening in much of the Western world right now. So good luck to everyone with all of that.

and history repeated itself 1970-73 when ajax won the european cup

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SKULL.GIF posted:

r0 guy relentlessy mocked him and then vanished after feigl-ding was right about the rate of infection

further, the linked article is from scientists and medical workers in beijing

that was perhaps the funniest thing that happened in the last thread

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Looking forward to Boris Johnson dying of the coronavirus after his second reinfection

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

punchymcpunch posted:

and history repeated itself 1970-73 when ajax won the european cup

I hate team sports and I'm glad they don't exist anymore

don't like that take? come fight me IRL

oh no wait you're locked in your house

better luck next time!

:chaostrump:

twoday has issued a correction as of 05:22 on Apr 8, 2020

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Shear Modulus posted:

what it really means is that the profitability of the vaccine is gonna be off the charts

The pharma and biotech press has been handwringing about public seizures of patents at least once a week since February.

Fun fact: The US government has the legal right to take-over any patent which resulted from federal research funding.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Nothus posted:

A vaccine would produce enough antibodies to give immunity. Getting infected and fighting it off the "natural" way doesn't always result in enough antibodies for long-term protection.

It means herd immunity without a vaccine is impossible.

Can some one rig up a "cure" progress bar for this?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




where's my loving money and my loving vaccine

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

twoday posted:

I hate team sports and I'm glad they don't exist anymore

don't like that take? come fight me IRL

oh no wait you're locked in your house

better like next time!

:chaostrump:

Its okay, asskicking is an essential service.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



twoday posted:

I hate team sports and I'm glad they don't exist anymore

don't like that take? come fight me IRL

oh no wait you're locked in your house

better luck next time!

:chaostrump:

finally, all the time in the world to read my books about the golden age of dutch football

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

sincx posted:

Can some one rig up a "cure" progress bar for this?

no coronavirus vaccine has ever promised to do poo poo but murder monkeys and the fastest time to vaccine ever was what, 7 years

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Telsa Cola posted:

Its okay, asskicking is an essential service.

Sir or Madam, I challenge you to a game of bocce to settle this disagreement

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gio posted:

man i got norovirus and flu-b this season, really looking forward to fighting the rona.

So many antibodies!

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011





I'm fuckin ready.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

sincx posted:

Can some one rig up a "cure" progress bar for this?

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


it's cool that I can occasionally refresh my worldometers coronavirus tab and watch it go up 6000 cases every time

we'll be 1.5 million tomorrow guaranteed, with an only slightly outside chance of 2 million by the weekend

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

that hook on his belt is just asking to be used during a fight scene where the hero loops a chain around it and it ends up dragging him by a car going off a cliff/by an airplane into the sky/into the depths of a machine

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

twoday posted:

I hate team sports and I'm glad they don't exist anymore

don't like that take? come fight me IRL

oh no wait you're locked in your house

better luck next time!

:chaostrump:

Gunna fedex u a knuckle sandwich buddy :arghfist:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

shovelbum posted:

no coronavirus vaccine has ever promised to do poo poo but murder monkeys and the fastest time to vaccine ever was what, 7 years

This can't be emphasized enough. There has never been a successful coronavirus vaccine. If the biology of the virus is at all slipperier than what established vaccine technology can handle, we're talking a decade.

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

twoday posted:

a brief history lesson:

So what's the point of this story? There was once a global superpower which was wealthier than any other in history, with a massive and powerful army which it used to terrorize the world, as well as form much of the global capitalist economic system which surrounds us today. But then one day disaster struck and the chickens came home to roost, and it all fell apart overnight. Poof. That's all it takes. And there's a good chance that anyone who is reading this post didn't know any of this. That entire empire so thoroughly destroyed and forgotten (and good riddance), that now, 350 years later very few people in the world know that it ever happened.

The moral of the story is that no matter how wealthy, how powerful the empire which you inhabit is, it is ultimately nothing within the grand scheme of history. Your entire world can just collapse one day, and then a few hundred years later barely anyone alive will know anything about it. Everything which surrounds you and all that you know is ultimately just an insignificant blip on the radar of human progress that can and will be forgotten. All it takes is one strong shock which tears everything apart. And that's what we are witnessing happening in much of the Western world right now. So good luck to everyone with all of that.


yeah that's cool and all but we have nukes and a madman in charge, the usa will kill everyone before losing

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Nothus posted:

A vaccine would produce enough antibodies to give immunity. Getting infected and fighting it off the "natural" way doesn't always result in enough antibodies for long-term protection.

It means herd immunity without a vaccine is impossible.
lol and these idiots sure as hell aren't taking any vaccine now

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zeriel posted:

Gunna fedex u a knuckle sandwich buddy :arghfist:

yet another example of the postal system being corrupt and indefensible

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

twoday posted:

a brief history lesson:

after the Netherlands became independent, the Dutch Republic soon emerged from being a feudal possession of the Spanish to becoming a flourishing wealthy empire. Free from the system of monarchy which burdened the rest of the countries in Europe, the country soon became an oligarchy run by wealthy merchants who also ran the government, and went to work building a mighty fleet that they used to enable their imperialist expansion to every continent and all corners of the world, ruthlessly exploiting every resource they came across for the sake of accumulating wealth. Not only did they invent the stock market and the concept of the corporation, but they also seamlessly integrated corporate and government interests into a single ruthless machine, and also established a global trade network which arguably played a massive part in establishing the basis for the current world order of international capitalist trade. In doing so, they rapidly accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth, and the profits of the East India Company alone dwarf all modern ones when adjusted for inflation, and made it the most profitable company in the history of the world:



And that's just ignoring the West India Company and all of the other business which played a role in the economy. For a number of decades in the 17th century the Dutch Republic was by any measure the wealthiest nation on earth, and much of this money was invested into the armed forces and military technology, resulting in one of the most formidable armies and navies on earth, which was then used to build an exploitative global empire that drained the earth of its natural resources in the name of capital, and led to deaths of hundreds of thousands of people who stood in the way of this process. There was a period where the Dutch were pretty much the only global superpower, and not only dominated the world financially and militarily, but also created lots of scientific developments and beautiful artwork. So what happened? Why don't the Dutch still rule the world?

Well, all of this wheeling and dealing inevitably led to the Dutch becoming embroiled in numerous conflicts around the world with all of the other major powers of the day, and those decades of war (both cold and hot) drained a lot of resources and created a lot of enemies on the world stage. These wars were not only a financial burden on the nation, but also helped emphasize social divides which were already present, and generated a lot of problems in society. All of this came to a head in a single year which is now known as the 'Rampjaar' or "Disaster Year," when just about everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong. After years of conflict, the other major powers all grew to despise the Dutch Republic, and in 1672 the country was simultaneously attacked on all sides by an Alliance of the English, French, and Germans. At the same time there was a bitter civil war in the country between monarchists and Republicans which culminated in the head of state, who had ruled for almost 2 decades, and his brother who was the head of the navy (perhaps the most formidable military force on earth at that time) being dragged out into the streets, where they were lynched by a mob who ripped off their skin and ate their livers and other organs raw.



This mighty empire descended almost overnight into unimaginable chaos, with every element of society being ripped apart along its weakest seams. There is a phrase from this time which describes the state of the nation - "radeloos, redeloos, reddeloos," which translates into something like "without leadership, without reason, and without possibility of salvation." Though they were able to fight off the armies which threatened to wipe them off the map, the economy was hopelessly devastated and would remain so for centuries. A leadership crisis emerged, and for the next hundred years the country was ruled by the nephews and cousins of previous rulers, who had grown up fat and wealthy and had no idea how to govern what remained of the country. While the average citizen became horribly poor and hopeless, the ineffective leaders continued to live in mansions and eat off of silver plates, and they turned to increasingly nefarious tactics to prop up their economy. They magnified the slave trade a thousand fold, and started using increasingly brutal tactics to retain control over their colonies, which were taken away from them by their enemies one by one. They invested in pet projects and other tremendous wastes of money which did little to help the country or its economy. For instance, the remaining few Dutch of this period who still had some wealth spent a lot of it financing the rebels in America in the late 1700's, largely out of spite against their ancient enemies, the British. But it didn't help, of course. They were invaded by the French and Germans (and English and even Russian armies at some point), and the nation continued along its disastrous trajectory, leading to revolution, invasion, poverty, and death. Lots of death. Many such horrors. The reason why so many Dutch cities have charming 17th century buildings which attract tourists today is that they never recovered economically from the Disaster Year until relatively recently, and for hundreds of years there was little money around for new building projects, and everyone just had to continue living in the houses which were built way back when during "the Golden Age."

So what's the point of this story? There was once a global superpower which was wealthier than any other in history, with a massive and powerful army which it used to terrorize the world, as well as form much of the global capitalist economic system which surrounds us today. But then one day disaster struck and the chickens came home to roost, and it all fell apart overnight. Poof. That's all it takes. And there's a good chance that anyone who is reading this post didn't know any of this. That entire empire so thoroughly destroyed and forgotten (and good riddance), that now, 350 years later very few people in the world know that it ever happened.

The moral of the story is that no matter how wealthy, how powerful the empire which you inhabit is, it is ultimately nothing within the grand scheme of history. Your entire world can just collapse one day, and then a few hundred years later barely anyone alive will know anything about it. Everything which surrounds you and all that you know is ultimately just an insignificant blip on the radar of human progress that can and will be forgotten. All it takes is one strong shock which tears everything apart. And that's what we are witnessing happening in much of the Western world right now. So good luck to everyone with all of that.

Good post. If there's some sort of top posts contest someone should remember to nominate this one (I will not remember).

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Pollyanna posted:

so we’re majorly hosed right

You will not see a return to normalcy until there is a vaccine or this BCG thing really does decrease the severity of the illness.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Flooger posted:

yeah that's cool and all but we have nukes and a madman in charge, the usa will kill everyone before losing

the UK could have said the same thing last week but suddenly

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1247489073947774976?s=20

collapse of empire comes at you fast

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


on that note, not that we’d ever do this, but wouldnt making the flu vaccine free, widely available and compulsory save potentially thousands of lives a year?

i know it has limited efficacy but i get it every year (im a teacher) and its probably why my flu symptoms were incredibly mild, yeah?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Nothus posted:

This can't be emphasized enough. There has never been a successful coronavirus vaccine. If the biology of the virus is at all slipperier than what established vaccine technology can handle, we're talking a decade.

that's because they refuse to try the hydroxywhatever

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



snoo posted:

where's my loving money and my loving vaccine

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



snoo posted:

where's my loving money and my loving vaccine

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Nothus posted:

This would explain the accounts of reinfection cropping up in areas that have beaten back the first wave.

The economy is ultrafucked if there's no immunity until (if) a vaccine comes online.

Nah I bet it works the other way around where people die because their immune systems freak out so younger people have low antibodies and older people have tons.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

drat! my rear end leakage treated positive for 5g roni.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
infect yourself hard enough to get antibodies but not so hard you drown in lung fluid. tricky.

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Gio posted:

on that note, not that we’d ever do this, but wouldnt making the flu vaccine free, widely available and compulsory save potentially thousands of lives a year?

i know it has limited efficacy but i get it every year (im a teacher) and its probably why my flu symptoms were incredibly mild, yeah?

It's already free and widely available for the most part. Making it compulsory might help, but you've got people skipping out on measles and polio gl enforcing a flu vaccine

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIfxBh0RF30

Any of you been quaratine cooking with Kenji? Dude has been killin it.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

twoday posted:

a brief history lesson:

after the Netherlands became independent, the Dutch Republic soon emerged from being a feudal possession of the Spanish to becoming a flourishing wealthy empire. Free from the system of monarchy which burdened the rest of the countries in Europe, the country soon became an oligarchy run by wealthy merchants who also ran the government, and went to work building a mighty fleet that they used to enable their imperialist expansion to every continent and all corners of the world, ruthlessly exploiting every resource they came across for the sake of accumulating wealth. Not only did they invent the stock market and the concept of the corporation, but they also seamlessly integrated corporate and government interests into a single ruthless machine, and also established a global trade network which arguably played a massive part in establishing the basis for the current world order of international capitalist trade. In doing so, they rapidly accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth, and the profits of the East India Company alone dwarf all modern ones when adjusted for inflation, and made it the most profitable company in the history of the world:



And that's just ignoring the West India Company and all of the other business which played a role in the economy. For a number of decades in the 17th century the Dutch Republic was by any measure the wealthiest nation on earth, and much of this money was invested into the armed forces and military technology, resulting in one of the most formidable armies and navies on earth, which was then used to build an exploitative global empire that drained the earth of its natural resources in the name of capital, and led to deaths of hundreds of thousands of people who stood in the way of this process. There was a period where the Dutch were pretty much the only global superpower, and not only dominated the world financially and militarily, but also created lots of scientific developments and beautiful artwork. So what happened? Why don't the Dutch still rule the world?

Well, all of this wheeling and dealing inevitably led to the Dutch becoming embroiled in numerous conflicts around the world with all of the other major powers of the day, and those decades of war (both cold and hot) drained a lot of resources and created a lot of enemies on the world stage. These wars were not only a financial burden on the nation, but also helped emphasize social divides which were already present, and generated a lot of problems in society. All of this came to a head in a single year which is now known as the 'Rampjaar' or "Disaster Year," when just about everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong. After years of conflict, the other major powers all grew to despise the Dutch Republic, and in 1672 the country was simultaneously attacked on all sides by an Alliance of the English, French, and Germans. At the same time there was a bitter civil war in the country between monarchists and Republicans which culminated in the head of state, who had ruled for almost 2 decades, and his brother who was the head of the navy (perhaps the most formidable military force on earth at that time) being dragged out into the streets, where they were lynched by a mob who ripped off their skin and ate their livers and other organs raw.



This mighty empire descended almost overnight into unimaginable chaos, with every element of society being ripped apart along its weakest seams. There is a phrase from this time which describes the state of the nation - "radeloos, redeloos, reddeloos," which translates into something like "without leadership, without reason, and without possibility of salvation." Though they were able to fight off the armies which threatened to wipe them off the map, the economy was hopelessly devastated and would remain so for centuries. A leadership crisis emerged, and for the next hundred years the country was ruled by the nephews and cousins of previous rulers, who had grown up fat and wealthy and had no idea how to govern what remained of the country. While the average citizen became horribly poor and hopeless, the ineffective leaders continued to live in mansions and eat off of silver plates, and they turned to increasingly nefarious tactics to prop up their economy. They magnified the slave trade a thousand fold, and started using increasingly brutal tactics to retain control over their colonies, which were taken away from them by their enemies one by one. They invested in pet projects and other tremendous wastes of money which did little to help the country or its economy. For instance, the remaining few Dutch of this period who still had some wealth spent a lot of it financing the rebels in America in the late 1700's, largely out of spite against their ancient enemies, the British. But it didn't help, of course. They were invaded by the French and Germans (and English and even Russian armies at some point), and the nation continued along its disastrous trajectory, leading to revolution, invasion, poverty, and death. Lots of death. Many such horrors. The reason why so many Dutch cities have charming 17th century buildings which attract tourists today is that they never recovered economically from the Disaster Year until relatively recently, and for hundreds of years there was little money around for new building projects, and everyone just had to continue living in the houses which were built way back when during "the Golden Age."

So what's the point of this story? There was once a global superpower which was wealthier than any other in history, with a massive and powerful army which it used to terrorize the world, as well as form much of the global capitalist economic system which surrounds us today. But then one day disaster struck and the chickens came home to roost, and it all fell apart overnight. Poof. That's all it takes. And there's a good chance that anyone who is reading this post didn't know any of this. That entire empire so thoroughly destroyed and forgotten (and good riddance), that now, 350 years later very few people in the world know that it ever happened.

The moral of the story is that no matter how wealthy, how powerful the empire which you inhabit is, it is ultimately nothing within the grand scheme of history. Your entire world can just collapse one day, and then a few hundred years later barely anyone alive will know anything about it. Everything which surrounds you and all that you know is ultimately just an insignificant blip on the radar of human progress that can and will be forgotten. All it takes is one strong shock which tears everything apart. And that's what we are witnessing happening in much of the Western world right now. So good luck to everyone with all of that.
i cannot wait for the end of the united states :patriot:

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

twoday posted:

At the same time there was a bitter civil war in the country between monarchists and Republicans which culminated in the head of state, who had ruled for almost 2 decades, and his brother who was the head of the navy (perhaps the most formidable military force on earth at that time) being dragged out into the streets, where they were lynched by a mob who ripped off their skin and ate their livers and other organs raw.

guess they took eat the rich a lot more literal back then

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i cannot wait for the end of the united states :patriot:

The single overarching lesson of the 20th century is that you're never irrelevant if you're big and populous, sadly

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

shovelbum posted:

The single overarching lesson of the 20th century is that you're never irrelevant if you're big and populous, sadly
worked out great for china

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Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

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Flooger posted:

yeah that's cool and all but we have nukes and a madman in charge, the usa will kill everyone before losing

Nukes are scary, yes (see: Threads), but they aren't as scary as we once thought. For one, nuclear winter isn't likely (we'd get global dimming some more, but it'd clear up soon). And more importantly, nukes can be shot down. Anti-missile missiles are a thing, and it's almost certain that China has them (hence why they have fewer nukes than loving FRANCE). Anti-missile lasers and anti-missile railguns are also a big thing. Curiously, guess what China's been going all in with since around 2016 or so. No missile can outrun a loving laser or railgun projectile.
They're also funding heavily, and I mean loving HEAVILY, into artificial intelligence. So they'll even be able to aim these with aimbots better than anything you've ever seen.

Not just ICBMs, but even smaller tactical missiles and bombers will be at the mercy of lasers and railguns. Hell, they probably already are. The reason why such a thing isn't more widely known is because that would gently caress with MAD (which was the only thing keeping us alive and away from WW3).

The USA, Russia, China, UK, France, Israel, and North Korea can fire every single missile we have and at least a few hundred would hit, but our anti-missile defenses are probably a full decade beyond what we know and the majority of the barrage would get fuckslapped by light itself.

That's not to say that nukes wouldn't gently caress everything up. They'd immediately kill at least several hundred million people and completely disrupt supply lines, kill the most valuable workers and intelligentsia, and then eventually cause society to break down. But all those tales about humanity going extinct from a nuclear war were wrong (it's actually a worse fate than immediate extinction to me), and in our infinite sadism, we've somehow managed to start neutralizing even loving nuclear weapons.

But that raises a question that no one thought to ask: if nukes aren't anywhere near as much of a threat, then what's stopping WW3? Truth be told, it's all the other WMDs we still have. Including bioweapons.

Now I'm not saying that COVID-19 is actually the Wuhan Bioweapon Virus, but I am saying that, if the USA and China really wanted to take everyone out, we'd unleash one of those ultra-viruses that have something like a 98% death rate. You know, the top-secret virus that crosses the contagiousness of measles with a fast-acting prion disease. And THEN launch the nukes.

Yuli Ban has issued a correction as of 05:48 on Apr 8, 2020

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