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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

A local liquidation grocery store

also a good place to check for execution drugs

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Sharkie posted:

hope you brought your tax returns for the past three years and documentation of all your assets, this is a Dem-run "Coffee and Doughnuts for the Unemployed" store

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/richard_schiff/status/1248367899481272321?s=21

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wrex Ruckus posted:

wonder what his callsign is? Nut?

also that didnt look right until I quoted it

Here comes "Steve" Cum
Do do do do
Here comes "Steve" Cum
It's alright.
Do do doo dee doo doo de doo dee doo dee doodle doodle doo.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1248367605422964743
starting to think we might be ruled by jello-brained incompetents

It's much easier to say things to reassure people than it is to follow through and do them.

quote:

The Pareto principle (also known as the 80/20 rule, the law of the vital few, or the principle of factor sparsity)[1][2] states that, for many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes.[3] Management consultant Joseph M. Juran suggested the principle and named it after Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto, who noted the 80/20 connection while at the University of Lausanne in 1896, as published in his first work: Cours d'économie politique; in it, Pareto showed that approximately 80% of the land in Italy was owned by 20% of the population.

So I think you'll find that by putting in the 20% to say they were going to have tracking done, we got 80% of the benefit *is hauled off by an angry mob*

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer

seattle plague rat posted:

mine is very clearly in the solar plexus and i have tingling and numbness in my face and extremeties too despite no trouble breathing and good sats

it is also causing my carpal tunnel to get much worse

for what it's worth

e: https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/seattle-woman-infected-with-coronavirus-says-dont-panic-when-recounting-battle-with-deadly-illness

Thank you. I hope you feel better.



I only bought two bottles of wine before this all started bc I was trying to be responsible and buy beans and such.

What an idiot.

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I got laid off two weeks before the state locked down and my SO had a coworker of hers murdered Friday before her business shut down and all her coworkers went to the candle light vigil and then have not seen each other since as the funeral and work was canceled. I guess this is growing up

My SO also had a close contact get murdered recently. Dude was helping his brother move and they both got shot for no apparent reason. hosed up! The funeral was very unusual.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

looks like someone is a bit late to discovering Edward Covidhands

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Cabbages and Kings posted:

On or about 2/17, in the NE USA, my wife and I contracted an illness. On 2/19 she and our child went out of town,

I’m going to call it

Coronavirus is a mind controlling virus that makes the infected travel just before they become truely infectious

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Already got my TrumpBux but they hosed up and gave me $12,000, time to buy bitcoin

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I’m going to call it

Coronavirus is a mind controlling virus that makes the infected travel just before they become truely infectious

execute every “Catch flights, not feelings” Instagram ho at once

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
I work in automotive manufacturing industry and most of the major manufacturers (Ford, Toyota, GM, etc.) are shut down now thru May 5th. Which may be extended in the future. They're predicting it comes back at maybe 60% the capacity once production starts up again but that seems rather optimistic to me.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I’m going to call it

Coronavirus is a mind controlling virus that makes the infected travel just before they become truely infectious

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

twoday posted:

looks like someone is a bit late to discovering Edward Covidhands

This unearthed for me the memory that there was a front page article for the Horrors of Porn series that reviewed Edward Penishands so thanks for that.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

shovelbum posted:

theres not enough animal/plant biomass in the wild in north america to sustain much of anyone

he also relied on air drops for beans and stuff and sold furs to facilitate the purchase of stuff he didnt grow or kill. his book is really interesting and gave me daydreams of doing something similar but it is hard, hard, hard poo poo and i like soft american living

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mark immune posted:

Already got my TrumpBux but they hosed up and gave me $12,000, time to buy bitcoin

this motherfucker's got our trumpbux, get em!

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I’m going to call it

Coronavirus is a mind controlling virus that makes the infected travel just before they become truely infectious

Pretty clever of china to splice some toxoplasmosis in to their hiv, sars, measles combo bioweapon

mystes
May 31, 2006

mark immune posted:

Already got my TrumpBux but they hosed up and gave me $12,000, time to buy bitcoin
Is there a hydroxychloroquine cryptocurrency?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

mark immune posted:

Already got my TrumpBux but they hosed up and gave me $12,000, time to buy bitcoin

Pshh. They gave me 12,000,000 peasant. I'm going to hire a team of coders at minimum wage to make a ultra racist app targeted toward Republicans and double it by next week.

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

*cackling madly at my computer desk, muttering the words five point seven over and over and over again*

mystes
May 31, 2006

Zeriel posted:

Pshh. They gave me 12,000,000 peasant. I'm going to hire a team of coders at minimum wage to make a ultra racist app targeted toward Republicans and double it by next week.
Lol if you aren't getting a trillion dollar bailout.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

BrownianMotion posted:

*cackling madly at my computer desk, muttering the words five point seven over and over and over again*

some people are shedding virus and testing positive for weeks after they recover

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Coatlicue posted:

I work in automotive manufacturing industry and most of the major manufacturers (Ford, Toyota, GM, etc.) are shut down now thru May 5th. Which may be extended in the future. They're predicting it comes back at maybe 60% the capacity once production starts up again but that seems rather optimistic to me.

ive driven past a few lots where car dealerships/manufacturers keep their inventory and they are all full (which normally they are at best 1/3rd filled)

also aint nobody buying a new car even in a years time id bet

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Coatlicue posted:

I work in automotive manufacturing industry and most of the major manufacturers (Ford, Toyota, GM, etc.) are shut down now thru May 5th. Which may be extended in the future. They're predicting it comes back at maybe 60% the capacity once production starts up again but that seems rather optimistic to me.

Yeah that's why I'm worried that while I haven't been laid off yet it's coming. All customers for transportation suppliers are shut down and not gonna be doing anything new and expensive anytime soon.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Steve Cum is the new Ed balls

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i'm gonna invest my trumpbux in AAAAA quality cubic zirconia and bury them under the oak tree in my back yard

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
Steve is stored in the Ed

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zyme posted:

My SO also had a close contact get murdered recently. Dude was helping his brother move and they both got shot for no apparent reason. hosed up! The funeral was very unusual.

Ya her coworker was outside the strip club after work with two over her other coworker and there was a drive by on some other dude that ended up killing only this one 21 year old guy. Like already insanely sad but then immediately the whole state locks down and the mother cancels the funeral :(.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Basic Poster posted:

Steve Cum is the new Ed balls

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Steve cum

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Lawman 0 posted:

That sucks bud are you staying in contact with video at least?

he lost his job and had to cut his subscription to her onlyfans

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Agrajag posted:

ive driven past a few lots where car dealerships/manufacturers keep their inventory and they are all full (which normally they are at best 1/3rd filled)

also aint nobody buying a new car even in a years time id bet

Yeah I saw the same thing when I was around Orlando last week, all the dealerships for every brand filled to the top with new cars.

How are they going sell anything in the next 6 months?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1248386879105335298?s=20
Bin laden determined to strike United States

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

isn't this poo poo fake since they didn't even detect anything until december

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Coatlicue posted:

I work in automotive manufacturing industry and most of the major manufacturers (Ford, Toyota, GM, etc.) are shut down now thru May 5th. Which may be extended in the future. They're predicting it comes back at maybe 60% the capacity once production starts up again but that seems rather optimistic to me.

time to buy Ford, Toyota, and GM stock! up up up!!

mystes
May 31, 2006

Agrajag posted:

ive driven past a few lots where car dealerships/manufacturers keep their inventory and they are all full (which normally they are at best 1/3rd filled)

also aint nobody buying a new car even in a years time id bet
Everyone with money isn't driving now and everyone who still has to drive probably doesn't have money for a new car.

I guess in an alternate universes when the economy was better people might buy new cars once the pandemic was over.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shipon posted:

isn't this poo poo fake since they didn't even detect anything until december

More than that, due to backtracing the genetic codes and drift they know the novel CV jump from animals to humans in early December.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat


several dog shelters around the country are empty all of a sudden

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Steve Yun posted:



several dog shelters around the country are empty all of a sudden

who freed the canines?

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Steve Yun posted:



several dog shelters around the country are empty all of a sudden

gettin some cheap meat to throw in the bean pot

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