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i say swears online posted:lol sometimes i use an online fourteen-day forecast for my city and i swear the last five or six days every time is just regression toward the seasonal mean Still following Michigan's IHME death projections. A linear model, which for the time horizon probably has at least as much epidemiological validity as IHME's gaussian, projects we'll cross the upper confidence bound on April 19. 
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ChipNDip posted:The great irony. Hawaii is the easiest place on Earth to stop a pandemic, but the most vulnerable to a shutdown on travel. that wouldnt have really helped when the first big US outbreak was in WA and then the president unloads a plague ship into CA and lets them wander all around
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Homeless Friend posted:You tellin me if I get coronavirus I get a complimentary party size bag of doritos? they had to pay for the stuff they got...
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:A story I feel like this calls for some dancing Ghanaian pallbearers
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Gripweed posted:Have we hit a 9/11 worth of deaths in the US in one day yet? Officially? No. Unofficially? When do you count the pile of corpses in a nursing home shed? Never, they weren't tested
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Yeah they all do that it doesn't matter to them how poor their base is they will milk them for every penny they are in my opinion the worst loving people on this planet of Earth Heralds of Satan, Mammon and/or Nurgle
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Ok, goon docs, so I seriously over-exerted myself moving this past Saturday on not enough sleep or energy, and immediately afterwards crashed with mild fever & high fatigue. Spent the entire day Sunday and Monday supine struggling to get calories in despite having no appetite to speak of; checked temp regularly and was mostly in the 99s with only one reading over 100, I think. Have felt progressively better since; temp regularized by Wed morning. No respiratory discomfort; no fluish aches; nothing more than the occasional throat-clearing cough—though I have felt a persistent dry tickle high in the back of my throat. Mostly feel fine now; still some residual fatigue; but that's a p common state for me in the best of times. Does any of this counter-indicate mild roni or should I just assume the worst to be safe? How hardcore should I be about quarantining within the house to protect family, and for how long? Have so far been mostly sticking to isolated spaces and communicating through closed doors; today I did some laundry and just carried a bleach bottle and sprayed down anything I touched. Also Syd Mead came up with the solution to this whole thing waaay back in the day; more people should have listened to syd mead 
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drat i think i just crack pinged
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HookedOnChthonics posted:Ok, goon docs, so I seriously over-exerted myself moving this past Saturday on not enough sleep or energy, and immediately afterwards crashed with mild fever & high fatigue. Spent the entire day Sunday and Monday supine struggling to get calories in despite having no appetite to speak of; checked temp regularly and was mostly in the 99s with only one reading over 100, I think. Have felt progressively better since; temp regularized by Wed morning. No respiratory discomfort; no fluish aches; nothing more than the occasional throat-clearing cough—though I have felt a persistent dry tickle high in the back of my throat. Mostly feel fine now; still some residual fatigue; but that's a p common state for me in the best of times. maybe try this if you have no better solutions and tell me if it doesnt work and ill try to make it work seattle plague rat posted:hey welcome to the pacific commune check out UW telemedicine e: you can also try to make your own account on the app but i dont know how much locations management they do seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 01:05 on Apr 17, 2020 |
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if you think you're sick you should quarantine until you no longer feel sick. it's really not that complicated.
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a pastor named "Spell" is pretty on the nose tbqh
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Zotix posted:110k people at Alabama games comin up soon. My wife keeps saying we need 2 month complete lock down no exceptions to make sure bama can start practice on time
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Apr 17, 2020 01:06
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people are going to need to access telehealth for free and we should look at local services and try to enable that where possible if that doesnt work ill try to find something that does
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every time I talk to my mom she laughs about how "not leaving the house and doing bullshit all day is my normal life so this is fine!" I called my six year old a little fucker today.
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Virtual Russian posted:they had to pay for the stuff they got... lol fuken dumbass kids, just walk out the door. It's free!
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Yeah they all do that it doesn't matter to them how poor their base is they will milk them for every penny they are in my opinion the worst loving people on this planet of Earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-rfCnW5VlE
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Apr 17, 2020 01:09
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LOL if you eat food grown, packaged, or sold in the United States.
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Starting to think trun0 might not be the ideal president for this crisis 
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The only survivors are going to be the goons in ADTRW who live on Pocky.
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Miles Vorkosigan posted:Starting to think trun0 might not be the ideal president for this crisis tr0mp
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:LOL if you eat food grown, packaged, or sold in the United States. I'm not in favor of abolishing the government. I just want to shrink it down to the size where it'll drown in its own lung juice.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The only survivors are going to be the goons in ADTRW who live on Pocky. People still eat Pocky?
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FAUXTON posted:Why the gently caress would they design a virus that is most harmful to people least likely to be part of an industrialized workforce they designed it to take out the white boomers who rule america and keel it strong and resilient to chinas communazi influence.
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Pretty pumped, the husband of the woman at work who has been going around checking all of the stations making sure that everyone has been cleaning up correctly just tested positive. Time to see just how essential I actually am Oh, poo poo, still essential? gently caress, I just want to get layed off so I can get paid more through unemployment to jerk off at home
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a helpful bear posted:Wait so the tests are easy but the feds won't do it? The fact is that there's not enough reagents to go around for the standard test. That's why Birx uses the weasel word "capacity" for tests but not actual tests.
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I just saw a domino's delivery driver with a piece of paper taped in the window. it was a printout of an email from Domino's Corporate deeming them essential.
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I just saw a domino's delivery driver with a piece of paper taped in the window. Oh poo poo I got one of those too it's just a memo that got printed out though. It's double sided, it's so cool
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SKULL.GIF posted:We live in a demonic hell country And not the good kind
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Pretty pumped, the husband of the woman at work who has been going around checking all of the stations making sure that everyone has been cleaning up correctly just tested positive. Time to see just how essential I actually am Just jerk off at work, your boss ain’t there
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Thesaurus posted:Do we just trust that the cooks aren't contaminating the food when they serve it? your body gets a fever to help make conditions for the virus difficult. food comes way hotter than your fever. cooked dishes should be killing virus. packaging and cold dishes along with exchanging money are the vectors
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Oh poo poo I got one of those too it's just a memo that got printed out though. It's double sided, it's so cool They laminated mine lol definitely official
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Real hurthling! posted:exchanging money are the vectors The Green Death....
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Conservatives explicitly think of this as a culling of the poor and undesirable. Virtual Russian posted:Horrible day at the grocery store. We had a bunch of rules on customer conduct to make things safe, but a few customers complained about the restrictions. So head office repealed these restrictions, its just a free for all now. Total chaos, no one knows what to do, morale plummeted. Even the store's second is openly talking about how the company is putting profits ahead of our safety. Someone brought up a walkout, but generally people need to work to survive. what country or state was this in?
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:They laminated mine lol definitely official I put mine in a plastic sleeve
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gahahah florida https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/04/16/could-jacksonville-see-limited-reopening-of-beaches-soon/ quote:JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Mayor Lenny Curry is encouraged enough by two weeks of data about positive cases of COVID-19 identified in Jacksonville and hospitalizations that he is reasonably confident the curve is flattening. So much so that he announced that Jacksonville’s beaches will reopen for essential activities at 5 p.m. Friday.
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lol i just saw that cuomo's anti-trump anti-opening thing is being run by Mckinsey, who is also handling trump's government reopening project
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Crusader posted:gahahah florida florida's going to be underwater from global warming in a few years anyways so let's give the people there one last hurrah
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