[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:11

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 09:35

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

facetoucher cat posted:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/coronavirus-dozens-new-deaths-reported-georgia/R3ZIX6JCJZAULEY7GXMIBY5RRQ/

so just a recap, they were not testing people unless they were almost at death's door

Yeah that seems to still be the testing criteria in most states, my roommate went to the ER and still couldn't get a test.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:11

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facetoucher cat posted:

horny is prohibited

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:11

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Rah! posted:

covid-19 test came back negative

guess i gotta wear this garbage bag more who cares not like i was gonna stop i always wear this

I've never been more sad/conflicted about someone not having an infectious disease

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:12

Zyme: Aug 15, 2000

Jon Irenicus posted:

whoever wanted to get paint and seeds you know where to go now

seeds? whats a seeds? everybody knows the plural form of "seed" is "seed". gotta go buy seed for my lawn. sometimes i only need a seed, but sometimes i need seed. you can buy some seed or just buy seed. its a miraculous word.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:12

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

facetoucher cat posted:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/coronavirus-dozens-new-deaths-reported-georgia/R3ZIX6JCJZAULEY7GXMIBY5RRQ/

so just a recap, they were not testing people unless they were almost at death's door

yeah imo* when you have a very high positive test rate that's a red flag (other people noted that too)

*just some guy in the internet

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:13

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Hot Karl Marx posted:

it was more a joke because I'm both "how?" and "why?" and "ouch!"

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:13

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

super sweet best pal posted:

https://twitter.com/susie_c/status/1242267204231385090

lol

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

Rectal Death Adept: Jun 20, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Avalanche posted:

How accurate is the reduction in hospitalizations statistic when symptomatic people are being turned away from hospitals and told to go home unless they are literally on death's door because there's not enough beds?

How accurate is the reduction in covid 19 cases nationally and at the state level when there are still not enough loving tests? Hasn't there actually been a REDUCTION in testing for some reason?

Assuming everything is ok, is the reduction in covid 19 cases seen over the past few days/weeks even statistically significant?

It seems ~~waaaaaaaay too soon for~~ "Mission Accomplished".

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Flesh Forge posted:

yeah imo* when you have a very high positive test rate that's a red flag (other people noted that too)

*just some guy in the internet

we're all screaming into the void and I'd take someone's opinion or thoughts here with a few more grains of salt than someone on say, next door

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Set the dicksucking machine to "puree"

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

Mrs. Dash: Apr 11, 2009

a.lo posted:

I'm pretty sure if not going on a date for one single month made me start sleeping with my opposite sex roommate, it probably just means I'm bi and horny.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:15

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

MaxxBot posted:

Yeah that seems to still be the testing criteria in most states, my roommate went to the ER and still couldn't get a test.

wait until they do a hard credit check before you can get one

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:17

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Missed this one from today

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:17

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Mrs. Dash posted:

I'm pretty sure if not going on a date for one single month made me start sleeping with my opposite sex roommate, it probably just means I'm bi and horny.

HORNY IS PROHIBITED

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:18

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

BardoTheConsumer posted:

God drat it everything is a loving white supremacist thing l. I say dont let them control our discourse and dammit I am gonna buy insect torches and Hawaiian shirts and guns and maybe I give the damned 'ok' gesture once in a while.

Neonazis have a hard time saying what's part of their secret code if they're scared to go outside because every time they do, someone punches a nazi--them, specifically.

a.lo posted:

"Not gay for the stay"

:chanpop:

Stereotype posted:

Zero new cases on Oahu today, and only 4 across the neighbor islands. Hawaii got this thing beat (but we are hosed because no one can come here)

Imagine how clean the water's going to be without the thousands of sweaty, greasy suntan lotion-wearing tourists washing their grime in the beach water.

And you know some of them ignored the "don't wear lotion into the water" order, because they're "too american for communist rules"

Zyme posted:

seeds? whats a seeds? everybody knows the plural form of "seed" is "seed". gotta go buy seed for my lawn. sometimes i only need a seed, but sometimes i need seed. you can buy some seed or just buy seed. its a miraculous word.

Counterpoint: It's American English, so :lol:

if it matters that a variety of different types of seed aren't differentiated from a single taxonomic plural

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:18

Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:18

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Mrs. Dash posted:

I'm pretty sure if not going on a date for one single month made me start sleeping with my opposite sex roommate, it probably just means I'm bi and horny.

yeah poo poo

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:20

Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

BardoTheConsumer posted:

God drat it everything is a loving white supremacist thing l. I say dont let them control our discourse and dammit I am gonna buy insect torches and Hawaiian shirts and guns and maybe I give the damned 'ok' gesture once in a while.

if chris farley were alive today antifa would have no choice but to execute him

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:20

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Homeless Friend posted:

rip kongou

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:20

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Filthy Hans posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rkjY0zt.mp4

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:20

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

I need more content, Trump needs to do something horrible that doesn't kill anyone, maybe one of his aides leaks a video of him talking about a leader and making fart noises with his mouth or something, thinking about it that's not too horrible and would actually be pretty hilarious

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:22

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

the first coronavirus thread was p crazy

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:22

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

facetoucher cat posted:

I need more content, Trump needs to do something horrible that doesn't kill anyone, maybe one of his aides leaks a video of him talking about a leader and making fart noises with his mouth or something, thinking about it that's not too horrible and would actually be pretty hilarious

just make a campaign ad that says "i'll declare war on china even harder than biden" that one's a knee-slapper

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:23

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

crazy good

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:23

Zyme: Aug 15, 2000

Mistle posted:

Counterpoint: It's American English, so if it matters that a variety of different types of seed aren't differentiated from a single taxonomic plural

we dont take kindly to your high falootin' words round these parts, friend

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:24

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/1252395243711762439

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:25

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:25

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Alobar posted:

i have chosen to stay and fight. humanity now has a common enemy and it is ronichan.

hopefully by april 7th, if that order for san francisco doesn't change, my building will be clear of ronichan.

there are some olds in my building, but i realized that i need to stay and help them if they survive or as they're dying. i can't abandon these people. i don't even know anyone except the super, but i can't just abandon them.

anyway. there's a restaurant downstairs and it might be mine one day. looking to the future.

now to do yoga deep breathing and hope that helps along with the hand washing and sanitizing surfaces.

my dumbass only now realized that everyone in our building should be wearing face masks when they leave their room. that's the move, right? we all basically have a single room with a bed and a tiny kitchen area, we only really leave our rooms to toilet and the shower.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDyXo61BU-Q

this was always one of my favorite old nofx songs, he just released this new version. "just the flu"

ee: my buddy who just broke down in wyoming, before he left we went up on the roof of the building and shot a video for my band's new song. before we shot it he ate his lunch up there and i played this song on my guitar while he was eating. when we came down from the room i got on the computer and saw this.

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:25

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

new zealand down to 5 new cases today :toot:

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:25

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

just make a campaign ad that says "i'll declare war on china even harder than biden" that one's a knee-slapper

at this point I'm going full in wanting the US to destroy itself, we're horrible, I love a person but I've learned to hate people. My entire family has abandoned me choosing Trump over me, this society can crumble

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:27

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Jerry Bindle posted:

i bet white women will keep loving their dogs even tho they have the wuhan-obamavirus

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:28

Jon Irenicus: Apr 23, 2008; YO ASSHOLE

Zyme posted:

seeds? whats a seeds? everybody knows the plural form of "seed" is "seed". gotta go buy seed for my lawn. sometimes i only need a seed, but sometimes i need seed. you can buy some seed or just buy seed. its a miraculous word.

this is why they gotta reopen the schools I never did finish my learning

# ? Apr 21, 2020 02:28