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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




HAMAS HATE BOAT posted:

this "business owner" appears to own a "business" of selling multilevel marketing beauty scam products, and off-brand trump campaign buttons. to provide for future generations.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

HAMAS HATE BOAT posted:

this "business owner" appears to own a "business" of selling multilevel marketing beauty scam products, and off-brand trump campaign buttons. to provide for future generations.

this is probably v supportive of the astroturf theory

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Straight up worshipping Mammon, lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
What is the reason the IMHE model is busted?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

lmao america

thought of a virus and died

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/RadioDawson/status/1252611524801093633

:hmmyes:

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

https://twitter.com/colinmort/status/1252325037899755521?s=20

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


I made it 10 posts before I crack pinged so loving hard that I poured myself some bourbon.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

What is the reason the IMHE model is busted?

"the" reason?

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009

I don't know why people would even hope that an anti malarial drug, something mean't to stop a multi-cellular parasite, would help with a virus. I'ts like trying to use HIV meds to deal with food poisoning. (at least this is what it sounds like to me.)

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Lol nothing for state/local government or USPS

https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1252665655188471810

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


If someone punches this fascist are they at increased risk of catching the virus

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

GovIsLyingBoutCvD posted:

Given everything that has happened in the past couple of days I really can't trust a single government number in the United States when it comes to death rates, nor am I trusting them on when to cease quarantining. They clearly want us all dead and we need to react to that accordingly by doing everything we can to ensure our own lives.

In my current mental state would not surprise me if a demonic death cult has killed all our leaders and taken over their identities through shapeshifting.

I will probably not leave my house for at least another 4 months at this point nor will I spend any money at any organization that opens up during this time period. I hope others follow suite.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

my favorite new poster

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003


https://twitter.com/laughingmantwit/status/1252405334615838721

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

keep punching joe posted:

why woul dyou put your hand over your anus whilst farting, it would make your hand smell of the fart?

If you spread the butt cheeks, you don't get the customary "air bubble clapping" sound that a fart usually makes, thus making them all as silent as a massive exhaust of air can be.

Impkins Patootie posted:

idk

please do kegels

And power flexing can cause the pitch to go up.

Fart science :science:

MadJackal posted:

I made it 10 posts before I crack pinged so loving hard that I poured myself some bourbon.

Interesting fact: Mountain Dew was originally supposed to be a corn whiskey mixer :yum:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://www.inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/bodies-pick-up-truck-medical-examiner-ford-overflow-storage-20200420.html

quote:


The driver got out, spoke briefly to a medical examiner’s employee who seemed unnerved by the delivery, and then climbed onto the cargo bed, walking on bodies that initially had been covered by mats, according to an Inquirer photographer who was working near the site in University City.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Before the end of the virus there’s going to be a sizable CSPAm “the government is all a buncha goddamn shapeshifters” krew with a rad gang tag to match

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1252665432328323074

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

And I just got a loving tornado warning. In New York.

At some point I've just got to accept that karma exists and in a past life I knife hosed a school bus full of orphans or something.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/WxManAJB/status/1252667258058559489

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
corpsenado vs. megacuomo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Oh good another poo poo sandwich. Where is the oil bailout ?!?!?!

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

where's my loving money?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Lol I heard that new york is just planning to repeat the same mistake Philadelphia did in 1918 by throwing a ticker tape parade in the middle of the pandemic for the healthcare workers which will absolutely make the virus explode into untold heights.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Atrocious Joe posted:

If someone punches this fascist are they at increased risk of catching the virus

the sacrifice is worth it

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Before the end of the virus there’s going to be a sizable CSPAm “the government is all a buncha goddamn shapeshifters” krew with a rad gang tag to match

can't wait for threads to have hundreds of pages of arguments between Marxists and Icke supporters

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

https://twitter.com/Chopper4Brad/status/1252595705694355458

:kav:

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

MadJackal posted:

I made it 10 posts before I crack pinged so loving hard that I poured myself some bourbon.

https://twitter.com/YuriKalzone70/status/1246616372148187141

gregday
May 23, 2003


BUT THERE WAS TIME NOW

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

MadJackal posted:

And I just got a loving tornado warning. In New York.

At some point I've just got to accept that karma exists and in a past life I knife hosed a school bus full of orphans or something.

The jet stream has been all fucky recently and has dipped pretty low to the south, and stayed there. It's going to be that way until early May and it'll be cold up here until then, and cause all kinds of weird weather (snow, thunderstorms, wind)

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Atrocious Joe posted:

can't wait for threads to have hundreds of pages of arguments between Marxists and Icke supporters

Ickean thought is not incompatible with Marxism

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/z3dster/status/1252645953972174851

:hmmyes:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Sharkie posted:

where's my loving money?

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009


weve been joking a lot but its suddenly become very real to me

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The speed at which this virus owns vocal conservatives has been a real silver lining

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1252662253561819136

jesuuuuuuuuuuuuusss

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

loving YIKES

the ripples of this will last for a long time

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

no...not like this

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Al-Saqr posted:

Lol I heard that new york is just planning to repeat the same mistake Philadelphia did in 1918 by throwing a ticker tape parade in the middle of the pandemic for the healthcare workers which will absolutely make the virus explode into untold heights.

That's not what is happening that was really lovely press coverage

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Gonna take a real long time to recover from this

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