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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

oh my god you're so loving clever

:slick:

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Kitfox88 posted:

it's a trump rally not a biden rally

Biden isn't dumb, he spent his entire political career making the world worse and knew what he was doing.

Now he has cream of mushroom soup for brains

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
the joke doesn’t work because no one has cried at a Biden rally

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
thats because barely anybody attends a biden rally to begin with

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TotalLossBrain posted:

I am all of a sudden in overwhelming favor of opening the US back for business, baby.

Don't worry all the Chud sunbelt states seem to indicate that they will open up for May and June.

CV Problems solved!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


TotalLossBrain posted:

I am all of a sudden in overwhelming favor of opening the US back for business, baby.

elderly trump supporters will do their damndest to take every single service worker with them

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
isn't it about time for the two hours hate?

wrong thread

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
I guess this belongs here to

https://i.imgur.com/LXxyzjj.mp4

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


oh gently caress yeah rollin our the body bags

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

Imagine how diseased your brain has to be to cry tears of joy upon seeing the dumbest man alive come out on stage in anticipation of two hours of him interrupting himself.

You know, I met Bernie twice and even got a picture with him, but I never felt like weeping and didn't feel anything other than hope that he would win because of how good his platform was. The cult of personality thing is hosed up.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
wonder what happened to that actor

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Gazpacho posted:

wonder what happened to that actor

Raped some kids, unless that's the joke.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Gazpacho posted:

wonder what happened to that actor

He's been involved with a lot of muppet shows

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0448114/?ref_=tt_cl_t8

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



CharlestheHammer posted:

the joke doesn’t work because no one has cried at a Biden rally

there was that one dude that realized he wasted his life.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

the mayor is going to open up the city next monday

stoked

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Started watching thinking the Racsal was gonna run into the fatty. Glad I stayed to see fatty's maskless dry cough.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
aaaaaa where is this all gas no brakes video, its not on their youtube yet

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


BraveUlysses posted:

aaaaaa where is this all gas no brakes video, its not on their youtube yet

Most likely their Patreon

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-inject-disinfectant-bleach-treatment-sunlight-a9481291.html

I put over/under for first person to die of injecting disinfectant at 8 days.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

I am all of a sudden in overwhelming favor of opening the US back for business, baby.

Open wide

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y

I wonder how many people are going to be found dead with a syringe full of bleach in their arm and a UV-C bulb up their rear end

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Cooper had some FDA guy on who wouldn't say outright our President is a loving moron.

"These are all normal questions we get asked everyday by our patients."

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Novo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y

I wonder how many people are going to be found dead with a syringe full of bleach in their arm and a UV-C bulb up their rear end

the trump portion of this starts at 1:42 and it's absolutely amazing

i wonder future historians watching this will be better able to understand this than i am or worse

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The way average intelligence has been going lately, future historians won't even be able to do math.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I knew Trump was the dumbest rear end in a top hat alive when he ran for president and he still loving shocks me.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Groovelord Neato posted:

I knew Trump was the dumbest rear end in a top hat alive when he ran for president and he still loving shocks me.

Every time he talks, it's like a kid giving a report who didn't do the reading assignment.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


enough lame alcohol talk and more of this, please! :mad:

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/GoadGatsby/status/1253354248773001216

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was judged for my words and deeds, how can this be fair?

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010


i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Novo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y

I wonder how many people are going to be found dead with a syringe full of bleach in their arm and a UV-C bulb up their rear end

Gotta say, I'm on board with Trump's "Get my subhuman supporters to kill themselves" stance.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Novo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y

I wonder how many people are going to be found dead with a syringe full of bleach in their arm and a UV-C bulb up their rear end
You know that guy they found at Pompeii with his head crushed by a perfect rock snipe? That wasn't the volcano, that was the treatment for the volcano.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Filthy Haiku posted:

Gotta say, I'm on board with Trump's "Get my subhuman supporters to kill themselves" stance.

It's the one part of his reelection platform I agree with

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Did someone say Tide pods yet?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Novo posted:

I wonder how many people are going to be found dead with a syringe full of bleach in their arm and a UV-C bulb up their rear end

depends, are we counting the ones they keep finding at jerry fallwell jr's house?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Groovelord Neato posted:

Imagine how diseased your brain has to be to cry tears of joy upon seeing the dumbest man alive come out on stage in anticipation of two hours of him interrupting himself.

And then give serious consideration to his insane ramblings where he tells you to inject bleach into yourself.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Filthy Haiku posted:

Gotta say, I'm on board with Trump's "Get my subhuman supporters to kill themselves" stance.

am i the only one not enjoying all the bleach news? not because i think it's beyond the pale, but because most chuds won't actually go through wit it. conservatives, for all their faults, are actually quite efficient when it comes to matters of death. you will rarely see a trumpkin do something that commits an activity that exclusively harms themselves. if a conservative dies due to doing something stupid, they will make sure to take as many people with them as possible. this is why they're okay with having a chemical company pollute their water supply or allow a coal company to dump millions of pounds of ash in the air. sure, they'll be drinking arsenic and breathing sulfur dioxide, but so will thousands, if not millions of libs as well. similarly, this is why they walk out in tight public spaces with no masks. sure, they may die of the corona or at the very least, get permanent lung scarring, but again, so will the libs.

so until i start seeing chuds mass suiciding via chugging clorox, i'm going to continue believing santa does not exist :colbert:

Mr Interweb has issued a correction as of 17:31 on Apr 24, 2020

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


to be fair, the last part happened long before her mom decided to be an extra in purge 2020, no seriously just lock your loving doors

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Did someone say Tide pods yet?

Look, eating Tide Pods was clearly stupid. But an injection is medical! And if you do it in a tanning bed turned up to 11 it can only get safer.

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1253041723510587394
i guess i shouldn't be surprised, but that LV mayor is amazing, not a trace of a soul to be found

the sad thing is "we want to do bad thing" "you want to do bad thing?" "no, I never said that, don't put words in my mouth" bullshit somehow works with the large portion of the population that has no object permanence

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