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Zeriel posted:Good news everyone. There's only 11 to 17 months left if your current situation. My current situation is 'horny'
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:This MFer so fat he gotta have a train lmao Its pretty smart actually since mysterious airplane crashes seem to be one of the leading causes of premature death for rich and powerful people uncleTomOfFinland has issued a correction as of 06:48 on Apr 26, 2020 |
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is this how its gonna be? just...reopen and it works bc theres enough people that want to risk their lives?
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Gio posted:is this how its gonna be? just...reopen and it works bc theres enough people that want to risk their lives? Nah, because most people don't in fact want to go and eat poo poo because the moist boi told them to.
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uncleTomOfFinland posted:Its pretty smart actually since mysterious airplane crashes seem to be one of the leading causes of premature death for rich and powerful people and dont get me started on helicopters jfc
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Being bad at arithmetic to own da boomers
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Inceltown posted:Nah, because most people don't in fact want to go and eat poo poo because the moist boi told them to. i dunno, i mean these packed beaches, this restaurant, and everything ive seen here in detroit, unless people are forced at gunpoint to stay the gently caress home they will go out and pretend the roni doesnt exist.
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The combination pizza hut and taco bell is under attack by tunnel people.
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I know I had a lovely day, but Some Good News with John Krasinski and SNL show that even if things are weird and awful, we can adapt. Ok, it'll be like this for a while. Maybe a year or two, but with Xanax and time, it'll be tolerable. I checked the census and we have a couple non-COVIDs, and we're down to 15 from 22. It's getting better in NY.
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etalian posted:It feels low production / all the asset re-use but at least it's only $10... it definitely is and i strongly desperately want xcom 3 but its $10 and that is the price of like a mission pack which this blows the poo poo out of so yeah its great. also you get snakes and krogan to be your friends and yell at your lovely human boss.
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RandomBlue posted:That's doubling a little faster than every six days. That puts us at herd immunity levels of infection in about 8 or 9 weeks. Also between 1.2 and 2.4 million deaths in America.
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Gio posted:is this how its gonna be? just...reopen and it works bc theres enough people that want to risk their lives? the entire concept of 'it working' is that the restaurant makes enough money to pay its employees and other expenses like normal and uh... uhhh... hope those fuckwits feel like wrangling the whole family together every day of the week and tip extra well.
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CODChimera posted:did trump do a presser today? any funny moments? There were some tweets that looked like he was throwing the toys out of the cot and refusing to do any more.
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CODChimera posted:did trump do a presser today? any funny moments? Trump is no longer doing pressers
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I mean give him like the weekend and he'll be back on monday but yeah
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hahah, it does not surprise me at all that this is in colleyville some of the worst people i knew growing up in texas lived there edit: also holy poo poo, i forgot until now that what clued me in to how bad these people were was seeing them treat wait staff like poo poo
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Crusader posted:hahah, it does not surprise me at all that this is in colleyville Can I ask you a personal question about Texas? Having lived there how many people say "Merry Texmas" around xmas?
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MadJackal posted:I know I had a lovely day, but Some Good News with John Krasinski and SNL show that even if things are weird and awful, we can adapt. i've been thinking about trying xanax but it scares me
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sometimes I worry that trump is loving this up so badly that he might actually lose to biden. that would piss me off, quite honestly I don't want either of them to win but god it would piss me off if biden won
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empty whippet box posted:sometimes I worry that trump is loving this up so badly that he might actually lose to biden. that would piss me off, quite honestly don't worry, anything bad that happens will be blamed on biden and the dems, followed by them owning it for some stupid reason. so it's in the bag.
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On the other hand if Trump loses to Biden he might actually have a break down the likes we have never seen before.
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Telsa Cola posted:On the other hand if Trump loses to Biden he might actually have a break down the likes we have never seen before. yeah but he won’t though
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Zeriel posted:Good news everyone. There's only 11 to 17 months left if your current situation.  This might seem like a bad idea but Trump probably just heard that talk he gave about the pyramids being filled with grain and he’s hoping this might help some of our food supply issues. Volcott posted:The combination pizza hut and taco bell is under attack by tunnel people.
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Inceltown posted:Can I ask you a personal question about Texas? Having lived there how many people say "Merry Texmas" around xmas? I've never heard that
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empty whippet box posted:sometimes I worry that trump is loving this up so badly that he might actually lose to biden. that would piss me off, quite honestly it's frustrating to watch trump gently caress up badly because it might actually matter for once, but Bernie will be the only one to actually fix anything systematically wrong. Biden won't even be in charge of presidency. Summers, his VP, and Shadow President Obama will be running the show and they have no loving idea what to do.
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Gio posted:is this how its gonna be? just...reopen and it works bc theres enough people that want to risk their lives? a nearby city is opening parks up and comments are mostly complaints about what parks arent opening and how long parks will be open for during the day
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Flavius Aetass posted:I've never heard that They should 
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Flavius Aetass posted:I've never heard that ive asked many Franks if they ever started a sentence with "to be frank," and i poo poo you not literally zero have said yes
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Perry Mason Jar posted:ive asked many Franks if they ever started a sentence with "to be frank," and i poo poo you not literally zero have said yes I know someone named dane who has said "dangerous? ha, my middle name is gerous"
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texmas is like the word people use to describe burritos.
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