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eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

lmao

I'm the replies handwringing about how disrespectful this is to the dead and dying in their care while also downplaying their severity of the disease that sickened those same patients

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

im so confused

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Failson posted:

Now there's someone that totally knows how the internet works.

The FB threads are growing outside by themselves. The Boomer chud social media is healing

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pennsylvania has perfectly good beaches at Erie, no need to send anyone out of state.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

U-DO Burger posted:

got the green light from our insurance
America

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


RE-OPEN AMERICA


NOW!!!

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Bip Roberts posted:

Pennsylvania has perfectly good beaches at Erie, no need to send anyone out of state.

lol who the hell goes to erie, it's 400 miles away from actual pennsylvania (philadelphia)

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Car rallies are the most infuriating thing I think

If you want to believe that covid is harmless and go march with your fellow dipshits, fine, you're a waste of oxygen but your internal consistency can't be faulted.

But how the gently caress do you reconcile "they need to stop overreacting and reopen everything" with "I need to stay in my car where it's safe"?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

nice

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Ammanas posted:

san francisco and oakland could have easily been 75% as bad as nyc
tons of homeless and poor, everyone in way too little space

nyc subway alone probably directly responsible like 40% of those infected and bart isnt as impacted

CA has done a great job, maybe a week or so late to stay at home statewide

I’d disagree about the space - living conditions aren’t nearly as cramped as NYC - although you have low square footage, housing isn’t nearly as stacked; there’s a lot more townhouses and separate homes compared to the apartment high rises in New York, especially in Oakland.

That being said, a week before the stay at home orders all the tech companies locked poo poo down the instant someone at Facebook tested positive, and that probably helped a lot. The roads completely cleared of gridlock, and so it was obvious to people that some serious poo poo was going down because a 2 hour commute suddenly turned into a 30 minute easy drive.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lol who the hell goes to erie, it's 400 miles away from actual pennsylvania (philadelphia)

sorry your landlocked Midwestern state has to export pestilence

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Someone should do a cover of Astronomia using hand drums, sitars and singing bowls for all the new age healing crystal fucks out there getting owned by Covid

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

i googled "meat inspection line" and got a femdom porno

lmao

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

eighty-four merc posted:

lmao

I'm the replies handwringing about how disrespectful this is to the dead and dying in their care while also downplaying their severity of the disease that sickened those same patients

It's amazing how :decorum: is literally always a cover for "I don't want to be called out on being racist or really loving stupid".

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Corona deaths in America for Wednesday continue to climb to shocking heights despite new reported cases still staying relatively low. As of right now today is the 6th deadliest day for official corona deaths, with some time remaining for last-minute reports to come in.

Looking at daily tests performed they appear to have peaked 4-6 days ago (which coincidentally is when we set our record for daily new cases). The past four or so days are still incomplete with testing results lagging behind new kits coming in to be tested.


Goreld posted:

That being said, a week before the stay at home orders all the tech companies locked poo poo down the instant someone at Facebook tested positive, and that probably helped a lot. The roads completely cleared of gridlock, and so it was obvious to people that some serious poo poo was going down because a 2 hour commute suddenly turned into a 30 minute easy drive.

jesus christ how loving far away from your jobs are you living that you think 30 minutes is an easy drive? immediately crush car culture

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Ultrawealthy are dying of filth in their giant-rear end homes

https://twitter.com/gretelkauffman/status/1255207012868087808?s=19

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://bbc.in/2W2caeE

Coronavirus: Outcry as Spanish beach sprayed with bleach

quote:

Authorities in a Spanish coastal resort have apologised after spraying a beach with bleach in an attempt to protect children from coronavirus.

Zahara de los Atunes, near Cadiz, used tractors to spray more than 2km (1.2 miles) of beach with a bleach solution a day before Spain allowed children out of lockdown for the first time.


Environmentalists say the move caused "brutal damage" to the local ecosystem.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
2470 dead yesterday by worldmeter, 2352 today. 4822 dead in two days!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SKULL.GIF posted:

Corona deaths in America for Wednesday continue to climb to shocking heights despite new reported cases still staying relatively low. As of right now today is the 6th deadliest day for official corona deaths, with some time remaining for last-minute reports to come in.

Looking at daily tests performed they appear to have peaked 4-6 days ago (which coincidentally is when we set our record for daily new cases). The past four or so days are still incomplete with testing results lagging behind new kits coming in to be tested.


jesus christ how loving far away from your jobs are you living that you think 30 minutes is an easy drive? immediately crush car culture

You always say a lot of words, but all I read is time to open.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Charlz Guybon posted:

2470 dead yesterday by worldmeter, 2352 today. 4822 dead in two days!

1.61 9/11s...not great, not terrible

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BeefThief posted:

1.61 9/11s...not great, not terrible

just grind it into the next 365 days worth of daily deaths and it won't look so bad

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I was promised a 9/11 a day. But the numbers arent there.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Charlz Guybon posted:

2470 dead yesterday by worldmeter, 2352 today. 4822 dead in two days!

lmfao we are gonna crash through 74-76k of the stupid rear end ihme model lmfao

we're already at the VERY least at 70-75k actual deaths

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Charlz Guybon posted:

2470 dead yesterday by worldmeter, 2352 today. 4822 dead in two days!

Gilead will fix it

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/BadCOVID19Takes/status/1255648308640354309

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

gay picnic defence posted:

Someone should do a cover of Astronomia using hand drums, sitars and singing bowls for all the new age healing crystal fucks out there getting owned by Covid

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

lol who the hell goes to erie, it's 400 miles away from actual pennsylvania (philadelphia)
clevelanders with wet brain

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Straight White Shark posted:

Car rallies are the most infuriating thing I think

If you want to believe that covid is harmless and go march with your fellow dipshits, fine, you're a waste of oxygen but your internal consistency can't be faulted.

But how the gently caress do you reconcile "they need to stop overreacting and reopen everything" with "I need to stay in my car where it's safe"?

those same people also were the ones commenting on social media to allow commuters to run over protesters during OWS for being inconvenienced with a traffic jam.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
a chud coworker bet less than 70k dead back in March and I took the over. can't wait to get paid next week. just a bad flu season bro.

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
Angela Merkel: "This is the biggest challenge the German nation has faced since WW2". A spokesperson for the German government later clarified she meant since "the end of WW2".

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1255630651522416640?s=20


https://twitter.com/osborncorrie/status/1255644215029182471?s=20

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

snoo posted:

this is the barrier they made lmao



please just spill a big coffee all over this

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

a chud coworker bet less than 70k dead back in March and I took the over. can't wait to get paid next week. just a bad flu season bro.

I bet you fifty dollars he refuses to pay you since states are counting anyone that dies as a covid patient right now

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Pook Good Mook posted:

Obviously? I know this board loves to be anti-hope, but not having an immunity (even if temporary) after recovering from a virus would make Covid-19 unique among all viruses in documented history. What was more likely, that the early tests for a novel disease were inaccurate, or this disease was somehow different than any other disease ever? The act of loving recovering makes an immunity (again, even temporary) a biological necessity. Did people honestly think that covid acted like herpes?

Other coronavirus strains don't give long lasting immunity. That's why people get the cold every year

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
Also funny that we never studied coronaviruses much since they only gave colds or affected cats and other animals.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

B-Rock452 posted:

I bet you fifty dollars he refuses to pay you since states are counting anyone that dies as a covid patient right now

he recently relented and cancelled his cruise so fortunately i think reality is setting in for him.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

haha def not losing my mind anticipating being asked back to office any day but not exactly sure when its really loving good poo poo

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Google Butt posted:

haha def not losing my mind anticipating being asked back to office any day but not exactly sure when its really loving good poo poo

Can't wait for Baker in MA to lift the non-essential business ban a month before he lets daycares reopen

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Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

deep poo poo

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