[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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Shima Honnou posted:

what about sweden

Ok fine Sweden is doing literally suicide by corona so they're worse.

Just saw the Swedish Fauci on tv and goddamn he's oblivious.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:29

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:51

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Ok fine Sweden is doing literally suicide by corona so they're worse.

Just saw the Swedish Fauci on tv and goddamn he's oblivious.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:31

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Finally an end to this nightmare is in sight

https://twitter.com/stratenym/status/1252960690148503557?s=20

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:32

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/macroliter/status/1255647291647471616

pancreas look like the all-blacks logo

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:32

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255825648448348161?s=20

what

so uh don't open er up? :confused:

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:35

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

Perry Mason Jar posted:

is that a windmill?

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:37

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255825648448348161?s=20

what

love it every time he kneecaps a chud talking point b/c he thinks it makes him look bad

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:38

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Goa Tse-tung posted:

so uh don't open er up?

No we did a partial lockdown which is just as good as a full lockdown and since we did that we can now say we are open for business 5 weeks later

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:39

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

twoday posted:

Finally an end to this nightmare is in sight

https://twitter.com/stratenym/status/1252960690148503557?s=20

I did some research on drosophila melanogaster genetics in high school along with breeding them without wings, I'm glad we can use them to prevent bloating and swelling with severe burning pain while reading his tweets

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:42

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/covid-heroes.htm

100 trump bucks at the white house gift shop

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:43

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Crazyweasel posted:

it’s because yes their is a significant toll to closing things down but we are majority idiots with a giant wet rear end baby in charge so the public dialogue is “lockdown = libs” and “open er up = lib tears” as opposed to any sort of meaningful action that will try and resolve the problems at hand in a 21st century way

Opening up won't change anything for them. Schools are still closed, just means their parents have to go to whatever job and will risk bringing COVID home to those already overburdened and traumatized children.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:44

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

1 day until I can get Buffalo Wild Wings and watch no sports.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:44

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Dork457 posted:

I may be naive but I hope at the very least after we've all been hosed by this that maybe there's a more conscious awareness of cleanliness, hygiene and how illness is spread. Because before this it loving sucked getting sick all the goddamn time, and you knew it when it was coming too. If the only thing we get out of this is people wearing masks when they're sick and washing their dirty dick hands before leaving the bathroom, then fine.

people will be fired for wearing masks within two weeks of re-opening, they're going to make us all pretend everything is fine and if you don't want to then you'll be unemployed

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:44

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Can't wait for everyone to go to malls and say covid is fake and then two weeks later everyone is like whoaaaa gently caress

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:45

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

moist turtleneck posted:

Can't wait for everyone to go to malls and say covid is fake and then two weeks later everyone is like whoaaaa gently caress

Wont happen. We hit 60k and covid disappeared. It has been appeased. Nobody is sick anymore. Miracle. The bestest

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:47

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/SenatorRobHogg/status/1255619887831056384?s=19

ROB!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:49

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

coronavirus is not real so you can't be unsafe from it open iowa up

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:53

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

coronavirus is not real so you can't be unsafe from it open iowa up

# ? Apr 30, 2020 13:55

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

https://twitter.com/apeastregion/status/1255231385993953281?s=21

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:00

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

Finally an end to this nightmare is in sight

https://twitter.com/stratenym/status/1252960690148503557?s=20

please stop posting Mitchell

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:00

The Cameo: Jan 20, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Her-dee-der-munity Bork Bork Bork

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:02

turd in my singlet: Jul 5, 2008; DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

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Pidgin Englishman posted:

i'm a massage therapist and one of my clients did this to me two weeks before the business shut down

"i just got back from italy but my doctor checked me out and said i'm fine just have this lingering cough haha"

lol

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:07

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1255832881374457859

quote:

People dialing the Central Police Department are reportedly having difficulties getting through after supporters of an arrested pastor have flooded the lines, according to a post from the agency.

Central Police Chief Roger Corcoran said that the mother of arrested Central pastor Tony Spell posted the agency’s phone number on her Facebook page and encouraged people to call.

Spell was arrested after accusations that he nearly hit a protester with a bus outside Life Tabernacle Church. He has also been accused of repeatedly violating Louisiana’s crowd size limitations, which were enacted due to coronavirus.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:09

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1254560574568124416

NPR posted:

Sweden's ambassador to the U.S. believes the country's controversial strategy of imposing only limited restrictions � and not locking down the country � is bearing success, with the capital, Stockholm, on course to reach herd immunity in the next few weeks.

"About 30% of people in Stockholm have reached a level of immunity," Karin Ulrika Olofsdotter told NPR. "We could reach herd immunity in the capital as early as next month."

reported without any criticism of that strategy at all based on other public health reports

1 day later

NPR posted:

An earlier version of this story said the Swedish government is pursuing a strategy of "herd immunity." Swedish officials say their plan was to impose limited restrictions instead of a lockdown but have denied they were purposely pursuing a strategy of herd immunity.

2 days later

CNN posted:

Deaths soar in country that didn't lock down. Officials identify big reason why

Unlike its European neighbors, Swedish officials did not institute lock down measures to combat the Covid-19 epidemic. CNN's Phil Black takes a look at how that has affected the country's outbreak.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2020/04/29/sweden-no-lockdown-update-phil-black-ebof-dnt-vpx.cnn/video/playlists/coronavirus-intl/

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:12

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

facetoucher cat posted:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/blue-angels-thunderbirds-fly-over-atlanta-saturday/TSOBDALD3BAWZOLL5MI2XV4IGY/

As I saw someone on twitter say, this is like when I ask my husband to help around the house and they buy me flowers

how many millions are being spent on these fuckin flyovers lmao

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:13

Throatwarbler: Nov 17, 2008; by vyelkin

Goa Tse-tung posted:

so uh don't open er up?

Wasn't there that fake story in the NYT just now about how Sweden is doing fine (they're not)? Probably Trump saw the headline and just reflexively went in the opposite direction, except in this case that turned out to be the right one.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:14

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255825648448348161?s=20

what

lol that's hilarious, he thought his biggest fan was arguing with him so he posted that

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:18

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Troup

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:19

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

My wife met our neighbor from down the street the other day during a walk.

She quickly went full blown covid truther, "I don't know anyone who's even gotten it! What aren't they telling us??"

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:20

Penisaurus Sex: Feb 3, 2009; asdfghjklpoiuyt

The Swedes once again shown up by the true leaders of the North, the plucky Finn.

Turns out the cure for corona is getting blackout drunk in a field and then driving an ancient Skoda around back roads.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:20

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

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# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:28

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Steve Yun posted:

man I was on the phone with a friend in Dallas for several hours

Up to now I’d been blowing off all the concern about “the toll from lockdown will be worse than the disease” but I got a sobering peek at what that reality means to a lot of families

My friend teaches underprivileged kids in a 98% minority neighborhood. Four kids in her school district have already died from domestic abuse. One of her students had to be talked out of attempting suicide. Every single day several of her students break down crying during their zoom classes, and half of her day just becomes therapy sessions for the kids. Many of them simply can’t attend class on some days because they have to cook for and take care of their siblings while their parents work.

These are mostly black and Hispanic kids in grades 6-8.

Wow sounds like literally the only problem here is that these children's parents aren't allowed to work minimum wage iobs for a few weeks

# ? Apr 30, 2020 14:28