[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

probate me also please, I don't think I have one from you yet twoday

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# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:05

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

UFOTacoMan posted:

via Imgflip Meme Generator

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

that sure is a heavy line weight used for her tits

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03

oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

drat everyone in the hot mess mom universe has a great rack

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Give me more hot mess

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:03

Starks: Sep 24, 2006

https://twitter.com/xhnews/status/1255734356728922113?s=21

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Starks posted:

https://twitter.com/xhnews/status/1255734356728922113?s=21

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:05

Dancer: May 23, 2011

One last Lucius before this thread closes.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:05

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

hot karl mess

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:05

oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

Starks posted:

https://twitter.com/xhnews/status/1255734356728922113?s=21

A+

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:07

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Dancer posted:

One last Lucius before this thread closes.

why is it closing? did the thread get corona?

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:09

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Someone start making an OP for the May COVID thread if you want

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:10

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

got any sevens posted:

why is it closing? did the thread get corona?

worse

it got hot karl marx probed

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:10

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:10

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

empty whippet box posted:

Just remove the text from the last panel imo

then you have the full hot mess mom experience, complete with blackout

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:11

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

please stop

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:12

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

worse

it got hot karl marx probed

i�m glad

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:13

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Mr. Pizza posted:

please stop

Yeah we already have one Trump thread, keep your stupid nonsense there

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:14

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Pizza posted:

please stop

cant tell who you're saying this to because all the posts are so terrible. the hallmark of a good thread

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:16

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

got any sevens posted:

why is it closing? did the thread get corona?

Precautionary containment measures

Also it�s getting pretty long and having too many long threads makes the forums run slowly

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:17

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

empty whippet box posted:

If I weren't busy I'd photoshop in the I-Just-Want-To-Grill guy, they'd make the perfect couple.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:17

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

twoday posted:

Someone start making an OP for the May COVID thread if you want

It is over though

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:17

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Mr Hootington posted:

It is over though

imo may covid thread should be titled 'COVID-19 POSTLUDE THREAD' and should be strictly for unwinding after the long ordeal that was covid-19

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:20

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mr Hootington posted:

It is over though

America�s swift decisive action may have stopped the corona pandemic there but the rest of the world has to live with it for some time to come

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:20

ricecult: Oct 2, 2012

Mr Hootington posted:

It is over though

Covid's gone and ain't never coming back!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

ricecult posted:

Covid's gone and ain't never coming back!

Covid-ghazi ain't going away!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:22

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Chud hospital coworker that decided goose stepping when told to put on a mask was a good idea, came in crying that he needs a haircut.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:22

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

ricecult posted:

Covid's gone and ain't never coming back!

I'm in Australia and it's already May 1 here and uhhhhhh stay back there in April if you can guys, May fuckin' sucks. You don;t want none of this.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:23

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

twoday posted:

Someone start making an OP for the May COVID thread if you want

Million Milf May

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:23

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Uranium posted:

If I weren't busy I'd photoshop in the I-Just-Want-To-Grill guy, they'd make the perfect couple.

hell yes.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:24

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

*posts sign in retail store stating to keep six feet away from others*

�we did all we can do, now open the doors!�

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:24

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Declare the May thread OPEN FOR BUSINESS

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:26

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Feldegast42 posted:

Declare the May thread OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[COVID-19 MAY] MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - VIRUS DEFEATED - OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:28

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Starks posted:

https://twitter.com/xhnews/status/1255734356728922113?s=21

lol

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:29

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/WGME/status/1255798024858669057

Maine is so full of old right wingers that hate the lock-down that he'll probably be reelected along with Susan Collins.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:30

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

Starks posted:

https://twitter.com/xhnews/status/1255734356728922113?s=21

steven mnuchin too busy to produce lego movie 3 so this is what we get

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:33

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm in Australia and it's already May 1 here and uhhhhhh stay back there in April if you can guys, May fuckin' sucks. You don;t want none of this.

you must be like 10 minutes into May. I'm 2 1/2 hours in and it's fine we're all fine here. how are you?

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:33

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/SenatorRobHogg/status/1255619887831056384?s=19

ROB!

labor laws are just a suggestion at best

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:34

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

whatis posted:

life is really fuckin weird

about two years ago, my grandmother (who lived with my parents) suddenly started describing experiences that were clearly the result of some form of hallucination. everyone's immediate assumption was dementia, and while that likely contributed to some of it, we also found out a few months later that she had a small stroke that went undetected and impacted a part of her brain known to cause issues with visual / auditory hallucinations. it was pretty innocuous the vast majority of the time, but as her dementia worsened and the frequency of her episodes increased, my parents made the difficult decision to put her into a nursing home very close to where they live.

fast-forward to present, and the nursing home my grandmother is at has had about 40 total covid cases and 15ish deaths. we found out monday that my grandmother tested positive. things aren't going well so far, and the family is starting to resign themselves to the fact that she will likely pass in the next week or so.

however, because of my grandmother's condition as a result of the stroke and the progression of her dementia, she has no idea that we're in a global pandemic and that she is likely days away from dying. she's telling the nurses she always has allergies this time of the year and that she'll be better in a few days. she believes she's tired because she's been running all over town recently. monday she was out and about visiting her brothers and sisters (many of whom have been dead for years). tuesday she was in her cousins wedding and ate waaaaaaay too much food. yesterday she was out all afternoon at a baseball game where she ran into an old friend. my grandma is locked away, isolated and dying, and the only thing preventing her from being scared and alone is her hosed up brain and all the ghosts of her dead loved ones.

i don't know if this is a happy story or a sad one, but it's got me all hosed up the last few days.

She's handling it better than us, good for her.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:35

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:05

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twoday posted:

Precautionary containment measures

Also it’s getting pretty long and having too many long threads makes the forums run slowly

# ? Apr 30, 2020 15:36

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