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Gio
Jun 20, 2005


COVID-420 posted:

The NYTimes is running demented propaganda urging people to go outside. They have an entire featured article that is basically "Strategies To Minimize And Ignore A Deadly Disease Outbreak" Here are two of their brilliant strategies.


This "unsubscribe from the pandemic" attitude is truly something.
i got the roni. i dont understand. i left the house thinking of my values.

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/HowieCarrShow/status/1264260358119788546?s=20

AMERICA IS FREE AGAIN

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

i slept through this when it was happening, its a shame

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Austin's case load has been stable for several weeks so reopening bars is definitely going to be sufficient to throw is back into superspreading mode.

I loving hate Austin's bar culture.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Homeless Friend posted:

i slept through this when it was happening, its a shame

it was fun finding out what you’d do in the middle of a nuclear strike

refreshing twitter endlessly while having panic attacks ruled

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Raskolnikov38 posted:

it was fun finding out what you’d do in the middle of a nuclear strike

refreshing twitter endlessly while having panic attacks ruled

iirc pornhub stats showed a massive spike of people cranking one final load out before the freedom of the atom took them

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Rauros posted:

i was talking about memory b cells earlier, but our salvation may lie in those mysterious memory t cells.

Lack of Peripheral Memory B Cell Responses in Recovered Patients with Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome: A Six-Year Follow-Up Study
https://www.jimmunol.org/content/186/12/7264

In conclusion, specific IgG Ab to SARS-CoV eventually vanish in most SARS patients. Peripheral memory B cell responses are undetectable in all the patients. However, quite a portion of the patients maintain T cell memory even 6 y postinfection. Whether the T cell anamnestic response is adequate to protect a person from reinfection requires further investigation. The findings are expected to have implications for disease management and surveillance in case of disease reemergence. It would also be important for making a decision on vaccination strategy, as vaccine is supposed to be the most effective way to confer active and sustained protection against a future reemergence of SARS.

didn't they find sars-cov-2 seeks out and suicide bombs t-cells or something wild like that

it will be very lol if roni has built in open-er-up behavior

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I don't live in Hawaii but I legit panicked when I saw that posted here too

Most of C-SPAM was deathpilled enough to embrace it

kater
Nov 16, 2010

nikosoft posted:

Today seems bad, so I started thinkin bout those water-quality clams from yesterday, and now life is good!

lol wtf was this

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

fosborb posted:

some Badlands areas like south of Sage Creek are remote enough and might have limited coverage depending on your carrier.

Boundary Waters has cell coverage now, but lol that's closed afaik

if you avoid the outhouses, I don't see why some reservation only hike in sites wouldn't be safe.

I bet a half days hike along the more rural stretches of the AT can get you remote enough to still have cell coverage and be safe

Yeah, I'm going to a reservation site next week that I'm familiar with because of how far off the trail it is, about 1/10 a mile. I had people making fun of me for going camping and liking hiking over playing video games staying in for years and all of a sudden the same friends are asking advice on camping equipment and I'm kind of being a dick about it to them. Alabama has some amazing wilderness so I'm just going to make a run for the border and pray for cell coverage


e: those maps never treat me right when it's an "iffy" coverage area

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Arkage posted:

This whole pivot to the unjustice of keeping churches closed and Religious Freedoms (TM) is giving me flashbacks to the 90s. What year is it?

also noticed this. and I've had a hard time accepting it? then realized that the people pivoting this way:

1. never changed their minds about anything much after the 90's (or likely before that whole cultural epoch, whatever Reaganworld was broadly;)
2. were already deeply unhappy with anything that might have been culturally/socially different in the last 10ish years (or more, apply as you like, but their sense of normalcy has been threatened;)
3. are deeply affronted that anything is changing in their own lives as a result of this. dangerous and imposed normalcy is better than precaution, and they won't notice until they are directly affected (as in they, friend or family is sick) instead of just inconvenienced. it's personal to them.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Millions dead so the president didn't have to offer refunds to members of his Country Club

I think that might be the most American sentence ever written

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

facetoucher cat posted:

I had people making fun of me for going camping and liking hiking over playing video games staying in for years and all of a sudden the same friends are asking advice on camping equipment and I'm kind of being a dick about it to them.

honestly I just assumed the cell signal was so that you could still bring a Switch + hotspot

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

amazing

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

snoo posted:

goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are"

that's you

you're irresponsible people

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012


My friend actually knows of that girl, the entire social circle is rolling their eyes because planning something like this for a viral stunt is some poo poo she'd do

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Bullfrog posted:

My friend actually knows of that girl, the entire social circle is rolling their eyes because planning something like this for a viral stunt is some poo poo she'd do

cool CTV had to take it down, apologize, and do a segment on consent because of her

also a perfect summary of the Bellwoods demographic

https://twitter.com/TheHomelyBaby/status/1263958838358794241

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

ð’» 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®ð’ ð’¾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


snoo posted:

goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are"

that's you

you're irresponsible people

I don't think it's unreasonable if you crawl out of your bunker once per month to stop from going insane and are shocked to see everyone else carrying on as normal.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i don't need to crawl out of my bunker. i upload fragments of my consciousness to the ants, fliues, wasps that have found their way into my home. they carry parts of my being into the far corners of my city and i am alive.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





yellow bandana is for piss

My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?

cash crab posted:

https://twitter.com/JustinMob/status/1264291459047571457

i very much assumed that my city wasn't going to be quite this bad but after some rather chuddy behavior from people i've passed on my way to the grocery store i am beginning to think all is lost

(this is toronto btw)

oohhhh mannnn

just left Toronto in April because i was worried about this once it warmed up

this is gonna be every weekend until everyone dies or they open bar patios

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

snoo posted:

goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are"

that's you

you're irresponsible people

you can drive past a train wreck and point at it without saying “that looks fun” and adding yourself to the flaming wreckage, fwiw

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

holy poo poo the residents are still making music?

To be fair we don't know if it's the original residents,

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

kater posted:

lol wtf was this

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/PaulBlume_FOX9/status/1263970505482067968


quote:

A reporter was harassed for wearing a mask outside an Albany, Minn., tavern’s reopening that turned into protest following a judge’s move to impose a restraining order keeping the bar shut.

Lou Raguse, a reporter working for NBC affiliate KARE 11, arrived on the scene to cover the reopening, where residents gathering outside Shady’s Tavern allegedly harassed him for wearing a mask in public.

In video footage captured from the event, two women appear to be chanting “Take it off! Take it off!” at Raguse.  Sounds of coughing could be heard as protesters followed him while he walked away from the scene.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

:lol:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

overmind2000 posted:

The only truly successful goon project

Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Shageletic posted:

Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious

also the elvish dildo

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



this is 99% of people in toronto between the ages of 22 and 35 so this didn't shock me in the slightest

also, i got a message from a guy who works at one of the old bar locations i worked at (i transferred before the plague) and they're batting around the idea of reopening in MID JUNE so RIP me i guess

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

also the elvish dildo

I mean, swap.avi did get made, but it's no piss tape fountain

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


We are going to hit 100,000 deaths on Memorial Day exactly.

:911:

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i also appreciate "THEY WERE MORE THAN NAMES ON A LIST" *proceeds to print all the names in a list*

they were more than names on a list.

looking at the paper they were also... the stupid poo poo they had to do in order to eat food and not get rained on.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1264312206914719745?s=20

I don't know if I was present when one of these one thousand died. Their names became a blur. But I can say I was witness to a truly horrific number of intubations whose outcomes I don't know, and an even worse number of Code Blues whose outcomes I unfortunately do.

Stay safe.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Shageletic posted:

Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious

What

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

I hope getting that haircut was worth it. lmao

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/nicholasddyer/status/1264341386976997376

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Hope Trump sends me another check. Open er back up bitches.

kater
Nov 16, 2010


nahnahnahnahnahnannananna updateeeeee. update. update!

https://twitter.com/kytv/status/1264309867445092352

FlutieFlake
Nov 5, 2017

These people are going to make it impossible to safely reopen any indoor spaces

FlutieFlake has issued a correction as of 03:55 on May 24, 2020

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Recounting the war story to my grandkids about going 3 weeks without being allowed into a greatclips.

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