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COVID-420 posted:The NYTimes is running demented propaganda urging people to go outside. They have an entire featured article that is basically "Strategies To Minimize And Ignore A Deadly Disease Outbreak" Here are two of their brilliant strategies.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:07 |
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https://twitter.com/HowieCarrShow/status/1264260358119788546?s=20 AMERICA IS FREE AGAIN
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:08 |
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i slept through this when it was happening, its a shame
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:08 |
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Austin's case load has been stable for several weeks so reopening bars is definitely going to be sufficient to throw is back into superspreading mode. I loving hate Austin's bar culture.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:09 |
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Homeless Friend posted:i slept through this when it was happening, its a shame it was fun finding out what you’d do in the middle of a nuclear strike refreshing twitter endlessly while having panic attacks ruled
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:09 |
Raskolnikov38 posted:it was fun finding out what you’d do in the middle of a nuclear strike iirc pornhub stats showed a massive spike of people cranking one final load out before the freedom of the atom took them
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:10 |
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Rauros posted:i was talking about memory b cells earlier, but our salvation may lie in those mysterious memory t cells. didn't they find sars-cov-2 seeks out and suicide bombs t-cells or something wild like that it will be very lol if roni has built in open-er-up behavior
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:11 |
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I don't live in Hawaii but I legit panicked when I saw that posted here too Most of C-SPAM was deathpilled enough to embrace it
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:12 |
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nikosoft posted:Today seems bad, so I started thinkin bout those water-quality clams from yesterday, and now life is good! lol wtf was this
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:15 |
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fosborb posted:some Badlands areas like south of Sage Creek are remote enough and might have limited coverage depending on your carrier. Yeah, I'm going to a reservation site next week that I'm familiar with because of how far off the trail it is, about 1/10 a mile. I had people making fun of me for going camping and liking hiking over playing video games staying in for years and all of a sudden the same friends are asking advice on camping equipment and I'm kind of being a dick about it to them. Alabama has some amazing wilderness so I'm just going to make a run for the border and pray for cell coverage e: those maps never treat me right when it's an "iffy" coverage area
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:16 |
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Arkage posted:This whole pivot to the unjustice of keeping churches closed and Religious Freedoms (TM) is giving me flashbacks to the 90s. What year is it? also noticed this. and I've had a hard time accepting it? then realized that the people pivoting this way: 1. never changed their minds about anything much after the 90's (or likely before that whole cultural epoch, whatever Reaganworld was broadly;) 2. were already deeply unhappy with anything that might have been culturally/socially different in the last 10ish years (or more, apply as you like, but their sense of normalcy has been threatened;) 3. are deeply affronted that anything is changing in their own lives as a result of this. dangerous and imposed normalcy is better than precaution, and they won't notice until they are directly affected (as in they, friend or family is sick) instead of just inconvenienced. it's personal to them.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:19 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/HowieCarrShow/status/1264260358119788546?s=20 Millions dead so the president didn't have to offer refunds to members of his Country Club I think that might be the most American sentence ever written
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:22 |
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facetoucher cat posted:I had people making fun of me for going camping and liking hiking over playing video games staying in for years and all of a sudden the same friends are asking advice on camping equipment and I'm kind of being a dick about it to them. honestly I just assumed the cell signal was so that you could still bring a Switch + hotspot
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:24 |
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amazing
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:25 |
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snoo posted:goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are"
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:25 |
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Durf posted:from that same event just My friend actually knows of that girl, the entire social circle is rolling their eyes because planning something like this for a viral stunt is some poo poo she'd do
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:27 |
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Bullfrog posted:My friend actually knows of that girl, the entire social circle is rolling their eyes because planning something like this for a viral stunt is some poo poo she'd do cool CTV had to take it down, apologize, and do a segment on consent because of her also a perfect summary of the Bellwoods demographic https://twitter.com/TheHomelyBaby/status/1263958838358794241
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:30 |
snoo posted:goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are" I don't think it's unreasonable if you crawl out of your bunker once per month to stop from going insane and are shocked to see everyone else carrying on as normal.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:32 |
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i don't need to crawl out of my bunker. i upload fragments of my consciousness to the ants, fliues, wasps that have found their way into my home. they carry parts of my being into the far corners of my city and i am alive.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:34 |
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yellow bandana is for piss
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:36 |
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cash crab posted:https://twitter.com/JustinMob/status/1264291459047571457 oohhhh mannnn just left Toronto in April because i was worried about this once it warmed up this is gonna be every weekend until everyone dies or they open bar patios
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:36 |
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snoo posted:goons: "wow this trail/park/beach I went to was so busy I can't believe how many irresponsible people there are" you can drive past a train wreck and point at it without saying “that looks fun” and adding yourself to the flaming wreckage, fwiw
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:37 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:holy poo poo the residents are still making music? To be fair we don't know if it's the original residents,
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:41 |
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kater posted:lol wtf was this
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:45 |
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https://twitter.com/PaulBlume_FOX9/status/1263970505482067968quote:A reporter was harassed for wearing a mask outside an Albany, Minn., tavern’s reopening that turned into protest following a judge’s move to impose a restraining order keeping the bar shut.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:45 |
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overmind2000 posted:The only truly successful goon project Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:48 |
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Shageletic posted:Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious also the elvish dildo
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:48 |
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Durf posted:from that same event just this is 99% of people in toronto between the ages of 22 and 35 so this didn't shock me in the slightest also, i got a message from a guy who works at one of the old bar locations i worked at (i transferred before the plague) and they're batting around the idea of reopening in MID JUNE so RIP me i guess
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:49 |
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:also the elvish dildo I mean, swap.avi did get made, but it's no piss tape fountain
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:51 |
We are going to hit 100,000 deaths on Memorial Day exactly.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:51 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:i also appreciate "THEY WERE MORE THAN NAMES ON A LIST" *proceeds to print all the names in a list* they were more than names on a list. looking at the paper they were also... the stupid poo poo they had to do in order to eat food and not get rained on.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:52 |
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1264312206914719745?s=20 I don't know if I was present when one of these one thousand died. Their names became a blur. But I can say I was witness to a truly horrific number of intubations whose outcomes I don't know, and an even worse number of Code Blues whose outcomes I unfortunately do. Stay safe.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:52 |
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Shageletic posted:Hmmm looks like this goon forgot the Game of Thrones porn satire brewed up in Books, if so, I am envious What
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:54 |
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I hope getting that haircut was worth it. lmao
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:56 |
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https://twitter.com/nicholasddyer/status/1264341386976997376
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:57 |
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Hope Trump sends me another check. Open er back up bitches.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:58 |
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nahnahnahnahnahnannananna updateeeeee. update. update! https://twitter.com/kytv/status/1264309867445092352
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# ? May 24, 2020 01:00 |
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These people are going to make it impossible to safely reopen any indoor spaces FlutieFlake has issued a correction as of 03:55 on May 24, 2020 |
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Recounting the war story to my grandkids about going 3 weeks without being allowed into a greatclips.
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