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Kalli posted:Universally beloved means never won poo poo. Be hated because you win. Don't be Barry Sanders or Joe Thomas I don't think anyone in their right mind would hate Barry Sanders even if he won 15 Lombardis
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Mystic Stylez posted:I don't think anyone in their right mind would hate Barry Sanders even if he won 15 Lombardis Change the situation a little bit and he'd be sure hated by at least a chunk of fans. He's cute and cuddly because he's wearing that Lions blue. Let's say it's '97, he forces his way out of Detroit quietly, he ends up on the 49ers, and rides Steve Young to a Superbowl over the Broncos. They have a rematch in the Superbowl the next year and he makes some innocuous comment about loving to play the game before the superbowl that the Denver media explodes as a rip on Terrell Davis's migraines. Barry runs all over the Broncos sad D again sending Elway into retirement as a quintuple loser, and Barry Sanders is mega-hitler in Denver now.
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Mystic Stylez posted:I don't think anyone in their right mind would hate Barry Sanders even if he won 15 Lombardis I would because then he wouldn't be Barry Sanders, he would be the new Tom Brady.
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Kalli posted:Barry runs all over the Broncos sad D again sending Elway into retirement as a quintuple loser, and Barry Sanders is mega-hitler in Denver now. My god I didn't think someone could come up with a scenario that would make me love Barry more than I already do.
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Grittybeard posted:My god I didn't think someone could come up with a scenario that would make me love Barry more than I already do. I was going to write him going to the Vikings in '98 and turning Randall Cunningham into John Elway, but that just made me sad. But hey, you want evil? TD retires due to Migraines early and the Broncos trade for Barry, boom done. Now Barry Sanders is the guy who made Elway into Elway. Kalli fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Its Rinaldo posted:Speak for yourself gently caress that guy GOMS Gomsies, gently caress the Angels Alaois posted:nobody hates those guys because they're really good at being offensive linemen, they hate them because they're horrible shithead people Is there a reason to hate Webb that I missed? Don't get me wrong he's a loving terrible lineman too
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D-LINK posted:1 player : 25% of the cap He's not 25% of the cap or even 20% of the cap. Through 2024 he's not larger than 17.6% of the cap and that drops down. His contract is extremely cap friendly outside of 2027 really.
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shirts and skins posted:Gomsies, gently caress the Angels Then he still does not fit what I said at all
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My cousin keeps yelling "Jerry would make up the difference with endorsement deals he'd score for Dak! Jerry always takes care of his favorites!" while advocating Dak take 30mil. Why yes he's a trumpstan moron how'd you know?
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SKULL.GIF posted:Kyle Turley What did J'Marcus Webb do?
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/ScottHanson/status/1280295541184720897 If I knew I could get away with pushing Crosby down a staircase I would be super tempted.
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Eifert Posting posted:If I knew I could get away with pushing Crosby down a staircase I would be super tempted. Unless he thought he could draw a penalty you'd have no chance at accomplishing this.
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Grittybeard posted:Unless he thought he could draw a penalty you'd have no chance at accomplishing this. I roll my eyes when people gush about the right way to play/ unwritten rules of baseball but feel deeply in my bones that there's nothing lower in the world than a hockey player who likes to start poo poo but not finish it.
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Universally loved should imply that division opponents (can) still hate the player. Hence, gently caress Mike Trout. But also lol that the best player in baseball can't be capitalized on to the point that all he does is talk about the weather on his twitter feed, and we get stories about how his wife wishes he'd stop sending her links about bomb cyclones.
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seiferguy posted:Universally loved should imply that division opponents (can) still hate the player. This loving rules
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seiferguy posted:Universally loved should imply that division opponents (can) still hate the player. If my spouse kept sending me links to bomb cyclones I'd be annoyed because lady I can only be turned on by you for so much of the day. That said get hosed forever Trout
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Eifert Posting posted:I roll my eyes when people gush about the right way to play/ unwritten rules of baseball but feel deeply in my bones that there's nothing lower in the world than a hockey player who likes to start poo poo but not finish it. Yeah the guy with 3 cups, 2 gold medals, 2 Hart trophies, 2 Art Ross trophies, 3x Ted Lindsay award, 2x Rocket Rishard trophy and 2x Conn Smythe trophy is definitely not a finisher, says the I'm Glad the Bengals Lost Guy
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D-LINK posted:Yeah the guy with 3 cups, 2 gold medals, 2 Hart trophies, 2 Art Ross trophies, 3x Ted Lindsay award, 2x Rocket Rishard trophy and 2x Conn Smythe trophy is definitely not a finisher, says the I'm Glad the Bengals Lost Guy none of those are awards for winning fights
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hifi posted:none of those are awards for winning fights That depends on what you think the fight is
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Mike Trout is good, but until he wins literally one playoff game I’m not saying he’s the greatest player of the past decade.
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Edward Mass posted:Mike Trout is good, but until he wins literally one playoff game I’m not saying he’s the greatest player of the past decade. He is easily the best player of the last decade and could possibly be the greatest player of all-time. One non-pitcher doesn't have that much ability to impose his will on the team results in baseball.
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So DJax literally quoted Hitler on his snapchat https://i.imgur.com/vGk4hy6.jpg
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I just realized I haven’t missed baseball at all Probably because of everything going on but also because my team has loving sucked for about 20 years now
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Edward Mass posted:Mike Trout is good, but until he wins literally one playoff game I’m not saying he’s the greatest player of the past decade. As someone who hates the Angels whose favorite team is also basically a machine designed to force great players to labor in obscurity outside the playoffs: Reconsider this take
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Edward Mass posted:Mike Trout is good, but until he wins literally one playoff game I’m not saying he’s the greatest player of the past decade. lol this is the dumbest thing
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I wish Lions management didn't hate Matthew Stafford, the greatest QB in team history, so much. It'd be nice if he had a winning team around him one of these days in Detroit.
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Hi TFF its been a while, I miss you wankers. Just swinging by to say lol Chiefs lol Mahomes, get paid motherfucker
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If I were Mike Trout and wanted to win World Series I would have simply been a pitcher
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Edward Mass posted:Mike Trout is good, but until he wins literally one playoff game I’m not saying he’s the greatest player of the past decade. what is a team sport
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Alaois posted:If I were Mike Trout and wanted to win World Series I would have simply been a pitcher Felix Hernandez cries at another 2-1 loss
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Its Rinaldo posted:Felix Hernandez cries at another 2-1 loss Felix pitches a perfect game, wins 1-0
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Ches Neckbeard posted:So DJax literally quoted Hitler on his snapchat loving Hell Djax. Turns out all the other injuries he had were distracting us form his broke brain.
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Intruder posted:Felix pitches a perfect game, wins 1-0 That's literally what happened lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9lix_Hern%C3%A1ndez%27s_perfect_game I always feared him losing a no hitter because the offense didn't score. Never happened that way thankfully.
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Alaois posted:I don't think anyone would hate an offensive lineman even if he won every super bowl ever Just came by to say gently caress Flozell Adams
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Ches Neckbeard posted:So DJax literally quoted Hitler on his snapchat I thought from your post he said or wrote a quote attributed to Hitler and went “hmmm that’s problematic”. But no. It’s actually a page from a book that actually begins with “Hitler said” and then he highlighted the quote 
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I thought from your post he said or wrote a quote attributed to Hitler and went “hmmm that’s problematic”. But no. It’s actually a page from a book that actually begins with “Hitler said” and then he highlighted the quote DJax gang ties... were to the Aryan Nation? 2020 continues to surprise.
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