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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I’m pretty sure if six people stand in a circle, point guns at each other, and pull their triggers, the guy who happened to get the gun that was loaded is still going to be charged, even if everyone agreed to play. like I said, uphill climb but not impossible in an unbiased and just judicial setting Have you ever BEEN to Texas, though? interacted with the courts at all? e for shameful snipe: even if there wasn’t a political motive to downplay COVID, I would expect a lot of passive resistance from the mechanisms of the courts to an attempt at this kind of case LonsomeSon has issued a correction as of 08:08 on Jul 12, 2020 |
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Griefor posted:2 days later Claims to be pro life, dies anyway
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miniscule12 posted:End of July is going to be huge spike of death. an NC state senator came down with it after being at a vote the day before, so it’s climbing up the chain (little by little). https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article244142487.html
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Slamhound posted:What is it with this slob for some reason eliciting sympathy from the left? As more chuds die of their own stupidity, libs feel a mighty need to scold everyone laughing at them like always.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:Chief Medical Officer of Methodist Healthcare Dr. Jane Appleby said the idea of these parties is to see if the virus is real. “This is a party held by somebody diagnosed by the COVID virus and the thought is to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected,” Dr. Appleby said. Ahahahaaaaa
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Party Boat posted:Come to my Russian roulette party, where we establish if there is a bullet in this revolver It's more like russian roulette with a ppsh-41, and they're spraying the room
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One of my dumb rear end MAGA coworkers thinks this whole c19 thing is a hoax because "the government wants to control us", but I can't understand how he thinks this since "the government" has pretty much told us to ignore it and get back to work/go back to school and Trump and the GOP are running most of it. He's an idiot, of course. One of those aggressive religious types who somehow conflates Trump with modern christianity and can't discuss anything at all without evoking the bible or god. And I mean anything. Football, food, energy, climate change, money, health care, work, etc. Everything is explained in the bible and by this big mega church he attends. They've mandated masks at my office and this idiot refuses to wear his over his loving nose and he sits right next to me. I've complained to HR but so far no response. Also, covid has something to do with God vs the devil, according to this person. Even assuming that's true, how is Trump not the devil in this scenario? I hate these people and the way they "think". I wish I believed in God so I could take comfort that they're in for a rude surprise at the Pearly Gates but alas... ... I've floated the idea before but where would be a good place to post an "Insufferable Coworkers" Thread? PYF I guess? And what would be a good thread title? Been trying to lift one from Office Space and drawing a blank. Maybe "A Case of the Mondays"? I think it'd be an entertaining thread since all of us have worked with giant assholes and probably still do. Surely it's been done too but I can't find one and, even if it has, I imagine there's some new modern doozys relating to America burning to ashes right now and how nuts everyone is so I think we'd get some funny stories out of it.
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Well god is capitalism, and any force that tries to stop money making in order to save lives is the devil. It's pretty simple.
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BiggerBoat posted:
So many good possibilities: Pieces of Flare Jump to Conclusions Show her my Oh (god no) face Wouldn't say I've been missing it
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taqueso posted:Or all of them, depending on the jurisdiction All but one of them.
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Cup Runneth Over posted:freedom panels
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Slamhound posted:Alabama man I'm really glad this stupid manchild is dead. Like, really glad. One less Trump vote. Yeah Biden sucks but one less Trump vote
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Cocaine Bear posted:the internet has convinced all these people that they're among the smartest on the plant “intellectual diversity” in action
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Elephant Ambush posted:I'm really glad this stupid manchild is dead. Like, really glad. One less Trump vote. Yeah Biden sucks but one less Trump vote it fully and completely owns every time a CHUD dies, no matter what e: many such journeys are possible, allow me to be your gateway to unlimited lust for CHUD death LonsomeSon has issued a correction as of 08:32 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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vyelkin posted:that's every death though now you're getting it
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BiggerBoat posted:I've floated the idea before but where would be a good place to post an "Insufferable Coworkers" Thread? Somewhere people who've ever worked retail can't see it or post in it.
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Manuel Calavera posted:We're everywhere though. Well sure and I have no problem with that, as long as you don't post about it, because the only thing worse than American exceptionalism is retail worker exceptionalism, and somehow it has a 100% infection rate.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Well sure and I have no problem with that, as long as you don't post about it, because the only thing worse than American exceptionalism is retail worker exceptionalism, and somehow it has a 100% infection rate. What the gently caress is this bullshit?
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Forceholy posted:What the gently caress is this bullshit? Jerry cotton
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Well sure and I have no problem with that, as long as you don't post about it, because the only thing worse than American exceptionalism is retail worker exceptionalism, and somehow it has a 100% infection rate. working customer facing positions loving sucks though nothing but respect for my fellow wage slaves on the front lines
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Declan MacManus posted:working customer facing positions loving sucks though Please don't exclude the noble computer janitor with this retail exceptionalism
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Icon Of Sin posted:an NC state senator came down with it after being at a vote the day before, so it’s climbing up the chain (little by little). there was also a republican state rep in PA that had symptoms but kept showing up to vote and interacting with everyone else republicans knew he was sick but they all hid it from democrats lol https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05/28/pennsylvania-coronavirus-test-republican/
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Gringostar posted:there was also a republican state rep in PA that had symptoms but kept showing up to vote and interacting with everyone else lol that owns
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Well they were essential for a few minutes and some of them got 2 buck an hour extra for a few months. But people put up all those thank you sings so it all evens out. E: Come to think of it I was told to eat a salary reduction despite being deemed essential and not being able to work from home but I'm paid a living salary so guess I should count my fortunes.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:When was the last time the flu, which this COVID-19 stuff is no worse than, killed so many semi-public figures, and murdered its way through Facebook so thoroughly? I think the narrative is that the flu kills more people, but doesn't get as much media attention. But also these people aren't dying from covid, they're dying from pneumonia and it's getting attributed to covid, or whatever!!!
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CodfishCartographer posted:I think the narrative is that the flu kills more people, but doesn't get as much media attention. But also these people aren't dying from covid, they're dying from pneumonia and it's getting attributed to covid, or whatever!!! Just for the record in case anyone is curious, the flu apparently results in around 200,000 hospitalizations and 40,000 deaths annually in the US.
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CodfishCartographer posted:I think the narrative is that the flu kills more people, but doesn't get as much media attention. But also these people aren't dying from covid, they're dying from pneumonia and it's getting attributed to covid, or whatever!!! Cool Story Time: I found out in 2011 that the lion’s share of elder deaths from natural causes result from the loss of their body’s ability to constantly prevent the pneumonia strains which have been trying to colonize their lungs for possibly decades from finally taking hold, death from old age is a lie
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miniscule12 posted:Well god is capitalism, and any force that tries to stop money making in order to save lives is the devil. Yes because the GOP don't mean God when they say it. They mean Mammon, the demon of greed. pop fly to McGillicutty has issued a correction as of 18:46 on Jul 13, 2020 |
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And then I thought, "Hey waitaminute, the leopards weren't supposed to eat my face." Also: 
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FMguru posted:Also: this was already posted a few days ago but i had to double check, i'm sure there are more stories like this waiting to be told https://twitter.com/cjtackett/status/1282522330086989825 imagine literally dying to hear ted cruz
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