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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Memento posted:

the word "sloughed" has never been involved with fun at all

Thanks for reminding me of the Health Care Stories thread. I hope Elise and Co. are doing alright :ohdear:

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Memento posted:

don't eat sled dog livers, folks

Are they the same as polar bear livers? The only thing I think I can remember from reading an SAS survival book when I was a young teenager is that polar bear livers have enough vitamin d to kill you if you eat one.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

starkebn posted:

Are they the same as polar bear livers? The only thing I think I can remember from reading an SAS survival book when I was a young teenager is that polar bear livers have enough vitamin d to kill you if you eat one.

If I remember right arctic-condition animals in general have organs dense in vitamin A which normally isn't a problem, because you get it as precursors that get metabolized-as-needed by the body so you can't really have an overdose of it. But if you eat the organs which have the already-metabolized vitamins in huge amounts, you can gently caress yourself up.

But who knows, maybe there are MULTIPLE vitamins you can kill yourself with in the arctic.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/5ITGD5o.mp4

I keep waiting for Sir David Attenborough to tell me what’s going on.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5ITGD5o.mp4

I keep waiting for Sir David Attenborough to tell me what’s going on.

Emigrating to greener pastures of course.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/OsdC58v.mp4

“Unfortunately, some of them won’t make it...”

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug



Others end up in captivity and need to perform monotonous task for the amusement of the crowds.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




These two have successfully made it to the breeding grounds, and will help ensure the survival of the species.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri-EJijM2U

The ultimate tractor has been discovered.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5ITGD5o.mp4

I keep waiting for Sir David Attenborough to tell me what’s going on.

shin godzilla 2 looking good

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Cartoon Man posted:



These two have successfully made it to the breeding grounds, and will help ensure the survival of the species.



The newborn is already fully articulate just minutes after birth, which is important to not fall prey to any predators.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

PurpleXVI posted:

If I remember right arctic-condition animals in general have organs dense in vitamin A which normally isn't a problem, because you get it as precursors that get metabolized-as-needed by the body so you can't really have an overdose of it. But if you eat the organs which have the already-metabolized vitamins in huge amounts, you can gently caress yourself up.

But who knows, maybe there are MULTIPLE vitamins you can kill yourself with in the arctic.

A, D, E and K can all be dangerous in large amounts. Mostly people gently caress themselves up with A, but the others will also do for you.
C and the entire B-group are water-soluble, so if you ingest too much you just immediately piss it out again and you'd have to be actively trying to manage to poison yourself with them.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



Okay this one is just fuckin wow

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Here we see the youngster learn to stalk and kill its first meal.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Varkk posted:

A friend of mine in high school found out about the power of a car battery the hard way. He was messing about with an old one and bridged the terminals with an old piece of copper wire. He was hoping to make some sparks kind of like a primitive arc welder thing. Anyway apparently there was a flash/bang and his hand got burned. He could not find the piece of copper anywhere and the area smelt funny. Kind of a mix of burnt flesh and copper vapour.


BattleMaster posted:

One of the profs at my university has a story of a friend of his getting the poo poo burned out of his wrist when he was helping someone out at the side of the road with a flat battery and accidentally shorted the battery with his stainless steel wristwatch. Even a short contact that was nearly instantly broken heated the watch up enough to cause a severe burn.

I found a paper on a similar incident and it doesn't look fun:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16006850/


The paper has a picture of a wristwatch-shaped patch of missing skin on the guy's wrist. Don't play with car batteries, kids

Yeah, this effect is used in exploding bridgewire initiators and exploding foil initiators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapper_detonator
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding-bridgewire_detonator

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

Years back (like '89) I was removing some wired up junk from a 65 Ford Galaxie, think I was taking out an old tape player and an dysfunctional after-market A/C.

Anyways, after I removed the stuff from inside the car, I began to remove the wiring, some of which passed through the firewall.

So I open the hood and start pulling the wires I needed to, not knowing that one of them was an unfused direct-to-the-battery connection (don't know what it was hooked to originally, the wiring was a mess). When this particular wire gets hung up coming through the firewall I give it a good yank, which was enough to hook it on the edge of the firewall hole, cutting through the insulation.

This is when I figured out it was connected to the battery.

When the insulation cut and it made contact with the firewall, the whole wire lit up and all the plastic insulation just liquefied, the now exposed wires glowing brightly. Part of the wire was still in my hand, as I had been pulling on it, it was pretty much melted into my palm so I had to jerk it free of the melted plastic that had adhered to my skin.

The metal in the wire quickly melted enough to break the connection and the whole thing probably only took 2 seconds, if even that. My hand hurt and it was scary as poo poo but could have been worse I guess.

And why I never try not to do any work a car with the battery connected (and I still have the Ford)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OsdC58v.mp4

“Unfortunately, some of them won’t make it...”

They're acting this like it's worked before...but I'm not sure it's ever worked before.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OsdC58v.mp4

“Unfortunately, some of them won’t make it...”

This needs Herzog style narration.

"As it's once safe home slips into the ocean depths, it makes a feeble, but ultimately fruitless attempt to cling on to the land it once knew. A last gasp of air, and then never to be seen again. Only detritus is left to mark the life of this once great beast."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MattO posted:

And why I never try not to do any work a car with the battery connected (and I still have the Ford)

Yeah but then I’ll lose radio presets and that’s clearly more important than my safety and the safety of my ride.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


A car that old would have mechanical stops on the sweet AM radio with a 4’ antenna standing proud. Advantage: old car

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

LifeSunDeath posted:

They're acting this like it's worked before...but I'm not sure it's ever worked before.

I feel like it would have worked if the guy wasn't a coward and just gave it some.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The bucket is on the wrong side at the beginning of the video.

The operator should have planted it on the ground and used it to help support and lift the machine.

Disclaimer: I’ve never driven an excavator and I’m just armchair quarterbacking here.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Platystemon posted:

Disclaimer: I’ve never driven an excavator and I’m just armchair quarterbacking here.

Neither has the operator in that old clip, apparently.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Platystemon posted:

Disclaimer: I’ve never driven an excavator and I’m just armchair quarterbacking here.

Some sort of bucketfucketler

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xygeODD.mp4

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


This made me grit my teeth and sweat a little bit.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5ITGD5o.mp4

I keep waiting for Sir David Attenborough to tell me what’s going on.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

MF_James posted:

This made me grit my teeth and sweat a little bit.

I'm Canadian, so I don't see the problem in the video. Can someone explain?

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

McGavin posted:

I'm Canadian, so I don't see the problem in the video. Can someone explain?

Eh I'm sure he could ditch it if he truly lost control, but there's other people on the road. Especially that last flick, could have gone into the oncoming lane

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

There's a reason they ban empties on highways and bridges when the weather gets bad, it's even worse when you're bobtailing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's a reason they ban empties on highways and bridges when the weather gets bad, it's even worse when you're bobtailing.

isn't a bobtail when you're mostly holding in a poo poo?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


LifeSunDeath posted:

isn't a bobtail when you're mostly holding in a poo poo?

Well, based on the gif in question...sure, close enough

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

isn't a bobtail when you're mostly holding in a poo poo?

That's a turtlehead.

Bobtail is running a truck with no trailer. It sucks with a screw like the truck in the gif has, it REALLY sucks with super singles.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
No, that's a bobcat goldthwait.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I thought it was prairie dogging

5er
Jun 1, 2000


It's "crowning".

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

McGavin posted:

I'm Canadian, so I don't see the problem in the video. Can someone explain?

He's presumably going at a decent clip (he's passing other vehicles) and is drifting around the curves.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/kb2rghP.gifv

No ded

http://www.twcnews.com/nys/binghamton/news/2016/08/25/major-accident-binghamton-route-17-traffic-backup.html
E: source link is dead though...


https://i.imgur.com/W1JBzum.gifv

E: full vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLOObx8H7DA

Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 26, 2020

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azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


Nice work with the extinguisher, holy poo poo

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