Sleeveless posted:

The Tim & Eric thread in TVIV started in February of 2017 and is still active. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2308772&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

OR BEARS

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Weren't older ones turned over a lot more because the servers couldn't handle bajillion page threads?

Also a few thousand more people posting at any given time as well.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Five years sounds like a short time frame for two kids to build a house.

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

Not if you're Aatrek

Garrand posted:

That doesn't even make sense

Pastry of the Year posted:

PM me a receipt to RAINN and you can have this avatar

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Investing in paint and paint strippers because its clearly the next evolution in warfare, thanks thread

Memento posted:

Investing in strippers is a time-honored military tradition, yes.

Horace posted:

Honoured to have provided the new title, if only indirectly.

I've been working through the Bad With Money thread in BCF, it's loving awesome and I wish I'd discovered it ages ago.



GoGoGadgetChris has lost $3k worth of firearms in the burglary



he is called an irresponsible firearms owner

Garrand posted:

That doesn't even make sense

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

something something mods knew?

90s Cringe Rock posted:

Mods Don't Know Jack wasn't the best game in the franchise.

freeedr posted:

Not if you’re aatrek

veni veni veni posted:

I've rewatched some of my favorites from my youth throughout this pandemic and for the most part they hold up as great. But I just rewatched The Mask and it is absolutely terrible. What an awful movie.

Boco_T posted:

somebody should have stopped you

Dameius posted:

Are You Smarter Than A Mod!? was also equally ill received over complaints that it was too easy.

Trazz posted:

So Ted Cruz is gonna be on the SCOTUS

This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted the Zodiac Killer brought to Justice

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The rest of this year is going to be ruthless.

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

My school appears to have a separate section for people that are the weird kids. And there's enough of them, that's for sure. And they all hang out together.

First, there's Doug Ellis. Or Jason. He goes by Jason now, and I don't know why. Anyways, he's this scrawny rat-faced gently caress, always seems to be wearing tight tight tight black jeans that could pass for being painted on his emaciated body, and a big bulky K-Mart style winter coat. He's just a general gently caress-up. Once, he walked up to me to inform me that his skanky and (believe it or not) also rat-faced sister was scared of me. Because, you know, I'm obviously concerned with the going-ons of the Incest Household.

He has a friend, named Mike Maroot, or Marut, or some similar spelling. This kid looks almost exactly like a fat Kurt Angle. Except for being a lot shorter, not shaving his head enough so that it looks like a chick's pubes when she's trying to make excuses for not shaving for a few weeks, and he's got more zits than a Linkin Park fan club meeting. And he thinks he's a bad-rear end. He acts like a general rear end in a top hat to everyone, throwing milk cartons. Once, one hit me and I told him that if another one hit me, I'd make him my prison bitch. I've been safe since then.

The only shame is that he and Doug don't have the same lunch anymore, like they did last year. Often Mike would sit down and meditate, like some sort of Burger King-sponsored Loser Buddha, and Doug would come up and antagonize him, resulting in a chase. Mike would run as fast as he could, and he would jiggle. Oh God, how he would jiggle. It was a natural force, I say, like the tides, or bird's migrating. No human could, or should, be able to jiggle like that.

Another weird-rear end bastard at the school is this guy named Ricky. I think he's a freshman, but I really don't (want) to know. He's about 5'11", thin, albino pale, and due to the flat top he had at the beginning of the year, looked exactly like Vanilla Ice. He occasionally picks fights with this chubby loser with a white guy afro, a high pitched voice, and an ear ring. These fights are brilliant. Ricky will stand there, like Concentration Camp Brock Lesnar, then take a step. Pause. And punch. It is seriously the single worst punch that I've ever seen in my life.

Then there were Liz, the school's resident goth chick, who graduated my Freshman year. Except that she was pretty cool, just weird in that she'd randomly scream out "anal sex." Actually, it was fun. It was fun to scream it out with her. I was that weird kid my freshman year. gently caress! Actually no, neither me nor her really fit the bill in that we didn't dress in K-Mart gear like all other weirdos seem too.

Fuckin' Reidsville.

aardwolf posted:

Selachian posted:

Selachian posted:

Drakyn posted:

All of
the
pirates
are
women!

I have
gunned
down
several
of them!

Selachian posted:

this is just to say

i have gunned down
the pirates
that were robbing
the cargo ship

and who
were flying
impractical
backwards planes

forgive me
they were female
so posed
and so traced

Phlegmish posted:

I think if they're actively robbing your ship they lose their defenseless civilian card

Outrail posted:

I want to say something about the cops rn.

doverhog posted:

Go ahead then. Cops are not civilians, that is the whole point.

Outrail posted:

Huh, I thought cops were civilians. Welp

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

They are they just like being called officer. Which you should never do.

Outrail posted:

"Can I help you orificer?"

Outrail posted:

Huh, I thought cops were civilians. Welp