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Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

I've always kinda liked that design.

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piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



nine-gear crow posted:

Give me the abandoned Final Frontier animated series Enterprise-F, -G, or -H:



Ya'll motherfuckers want to talk about a Space VCR. THIS is a Space VCR.

I like it. Industrial trek, probably hauls ore or something.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

8one6 posted:

In a universe that contains both Star Trek Online and DeviantArt this is still the ugliest starfleet ship design ever.

If I were in charge of a Star Trek show FIRST thing I'd do would be to hire Michael Wiley, or at least get CBS to buy all of his designs. That dude is like one of only 3 people so far who's been able to make legitimately good post-TNG Starfleet ship designs.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Sep 24, 2020

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Uhhh because that episode is great and the plot doesn’t matter :colbert:



I'll be totally honest, the entire boring episode was worth it for gambling Data and 10 gallon hat wearing Data.




Maybe the episode felt like more of a letdown because the one right before it had Picard take a doorway right onto a Romulan bridge and then "Not today!" his way out of there. That was pretty good.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Which way is front?

Nullsmack posted:

Why does that just look like someone glued an aircraft carrier to their star trek model sideways.

You say that like Star Trek ships aren't totally incongruous combinations of shapes.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Athanatos posted:

I'll be totally honest, the entire boring episode was worth it for gambling Data and 10 gallon hat wearing Data.




Maybe the episode felt like more of a letdown because the one right before it had Picard take a doorway right onto a Romulan bridge and then "Not today!" his way out of there. That was pretty good.

I think The Royale feels like a bad one the first time you watch it, but it gets better with age. The haunting idea behind it kinda sticks with you. Nothing really happens in it, it's just a holodeck-ish simulation with some bad acting, but thinking about the hell the astronaut had to go through with that dumb book is enough for me.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

piratepilates posted:

I think The Royale feels like a bad one the first time you watch it, but it gets better with age. The haunting idea behind it kinda sticks with you. Nothing really happens in it, it's just a holodeck-ish simulation with some bad acting, but thinking about the hell the astronaut had to go through with that dumb book is enough for me.

Even if the astronaut had figured it out and let the simulation run its course, he would have had nowhere to go. He was well and truly hosed.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


nine-gear crow posted:

Give me the abandoned Final Frontier animated series Enterprise-F, -G, or -H:



Ya'll motherfuckers want to talk about a Space VCR. THIS is a Space VCR.

This is like the worst parts of all the CG ships in First Contact smushed together

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

piratepilates posted:

I like it. Industrial trek, probably hauls garbage or something.

Fixed

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
The Royale isn't really good, but it's admirably weird in a way that TNG eventually decided not to be. I do miss that later on.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.




Someone's gotta do it.

Like I think about that sometimes, think about the amount of resources needed to build a single galaxy glass ship. All of that raw ore which has to be refined, the fuel to refine it, the amount of textiles for the carpeting, the glass, etc. It is an insane amount of resources and all of that has to be transported around solar systems. Hauler barges made to work on a scale the federation works at would be a very interesting logistics problem.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Royale has big TOS S3 energy, right down to there not really being a point

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe

piratepilates posted:

Someone's gotta do it.

Like I think about that sometimes, think about the amount of resources needed to build a single galaxy glass ship. All of that raw ore which has to be refined, the fuel to refine it, the amount of textiles for the carpeting, the glass, etc. It is an insane amount of resources and all of that has to be transported around solar systems. Hauler barges made to work on a scale the federation works at would be a very interesting logistics problem.

You can get anything you need out of asteroids and comets inside the planetary system. There would be no rush for the most part. Use solar tech: sails, pv cells, concetrated solar, steering lasers on mercury. Gravity tractor them, and start processing them as the solar sails and ion engines slowly push the raw materials to Earth and Mars. Use 3D printing and replicator technology to create all your components in space. Assemble. They should be able to build all the Galaxy classes they want! Antimatter can presumably be made or capture utilizing solar energy as well!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_mining

Apparently Dilithium is uncommon, so there would be some challenge to making warp capable ship fuel.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




SlothfulCobra posted:

Which way is front?

It'd make a decent alien trek ship nacelles-first. Like one of those ants hauling around giant honey-filled asses.

piratepilates posted:

Hauler barges made to work on a scale the federation works at would be a very interesting logistics problem.

In space you don't even necessarily need the barges. It's space, just have a space-slingshot and a space-net with tractor technology. Long slow endless lines of resources taking a week or two to cross solar systems from the asteroid mines to to the solar refineries to the shipyards.

Interstellar mining and barges are probably used for the rarer stuff in smaller quantities, but most of what you'd need is probably common in-system stuff.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Sep 25, 2020

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



skasion posted:

Royale has big TOS S3 energy, right down to there not really being a point
It was a very odd episode

There's some good moments of Riker/Worf/Data interacting with the weird 20th century casino simulation thing, but other than that it's a big shrug

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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GET IN THE ROBOT posted:

I wish we saw more robots in Star Trek.
Skimming through the start of the thread and saw this and had a sensible chuckle.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The Royale definitely feels like a premise that wouldn’t have been out of place in TOS. I also really enjoy it as a prime example of the pre-season 3 Data characterization where he’s clearly capable of human emotion, he just doesn’t know how to process or understand it. Data was a far more interesting character in those early TNG days. :sigh:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
This all segues nicely into the fact that we just watched DS9's Move Along Home. On my (probably) 3rd go-round, it's... not much of anything really. It's memorable, and occasionally chuckle-worthy, but ultimately disappointing as either a good episode or a "so bad it's good" episode. I feel like the DS9 guys just didn't have it in them to be as bad as the episode needed them to be. And actually, you can tell they spent a lot on this episode, which kind of hurts to think about.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The best thing about Move Along Home is how the entire episode is set up as if the crew will die if Quark makes a mistake and then when he has that freakout at the end the alien just goes “Oh my god of course not, it’s only a game, what’s wrong with you?”

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The best thing about Move Along Home is how the entire episode is set up as if the crew will die if Quark makes a mistake and then when he has that freakout at the end the alien just goes “Oh my god of course not, it’s only a game, what’s wrong with you?”

Especially with that "is there something wrong with you?" look he does like if your friend was losing his mind about having to go to jail in Monopoly.

Unmature
May 9, 2008
Why the gently caress is this book so expensive. Even on EBay its like 130 bucks.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HC9XI46/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_cYvBFbAX4FXAD

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Unmature posted:

Why the gently caress is this book so expensive. Even on EBay its like 130 bucks.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HC9XI46/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fab_cYvBFbAX4FXAD

It rare

Unmature
May 9, 2008

It’s the only Trek paperback I’ve found that’s that scarce. No audiobook either. Guess I’ll do the ebook.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Unmature posted:

It’s the only Trek paperback I’ve found that’s that scarce. No audiobook either. Guess I’ll do the ebook.

https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Sa...MR836XZ438SQHHM

lmbo

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Yeah A Stitch in Time went out of print a long time ago so it's kind of a collector's item

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
I picked it up on a whim for $40 a while ago and I'm glad I did. Wow.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I tried to put together a wishlist for Star Trek novels a while back but it all just got overwhelming. I think the only ones I'd really be interested in if I got down to it were maybe the Titan books, because I like Riker and the Titan is such a cool ship, and maybe the A Time To... books that cover what the TNG crew got up to on the Enterprise-E in the timespan between First Contact and Nemesis.

There's just so much Trek EU out there and it all crosses over with itself so much it's intimidating to try and delve into. Also the dubious quality of a lot of it, but that's a given.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

nine-gear crow posted:

I tried to put together a wishlist for Star Trek novels a while back but it all just got overwhelming. I think the only ones I'd really be interested in if I got down to it were maybe the Titan books, because I like Riker and the Titan is such a cool ship, and maybe the A Time To... books that cover what the TNG crew got up to on the Enterprise-E in the timespan between First Contact and Nemesis.

There's just so much Trek EU out there and it all crosses over with itself so much it's intimidating to try and delve into. Also the dubious quality of a lot of it, but that's a given.

I just started The New Voyages which is a bunch of 70s fan fiction officially published and it’s... interesting to say the least. Very excited to get this one in the mail soon as well as a few others. Also just listened to the audiobooks of Prime Directive and Q-Squared which are both fantastic.

We’re watching TMP right now. First time I’ve seen it in at least a decade. I don’t know how someone can not enjoy this movie.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




nine-gear crow posted:

I tried to put together a wishlist for Star Trek novels a while back but it all just got overwhelming. I think the only ones I'd really be interested in if I got down to it were maybe the Titan books, because I like Riker and the Titan is such a cool ship, and maybe the A Time To... books that cover what the TNG crew got up to on the Enterprise-E in the timespan between First Contact and Nemesis.

There's just so much Trek EU out there and it all crosses over with itself so much it's intimidating to try and delve into. Also the dubious quality of a lot of it, but that's a given.

Given all of the billions of things, they should really have a big user-friendly star trek universe site with all of the media and books and comics and a nice map of entry points and friendly links to make it easy to link it all together and pick starting places and give info, with links to vendors for books and ebooks for every one.

Or hell just pocketbooks could do it.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

MikeJF posted:

Given all of the billions of things, they should really have a big user-friendly star trek universe site with all of the media and books and comics and a nice map of entry points and friendly links to make it easy to link it all together and pick starting places and give info, with links to vendors for books and ebooks for every one.

Or hell just pocketbooks could do it.

The Trek Collective did a massive mindmap of all the then-published Trek books and how they fit into each other's storylines, but it's... like I said, very intimidating.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Athanatos posted:

Riker, Data, and Worf are stuck in a fake casino simulation for a dead astronaut...the stakes could not be lower today, on Star Trek.

I'm actually entirely okay with that part of the episode. Not every episode needs to have jeopardy in it.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Royale definitely feels like a premise that wouldn’t have been out of place in TOS. I also really enjoy it as a prime example of the pre-season 3 Data characterization where he’s clearly capable of human emotion, he just doesn’t know how to process or understand it. Data was a far more interesting character in those early TNG days. :sigh:

Also, I absolutely agree with you. Early-TNG Data is way more fun and interesting than "I have re-calibrated my friendship subroutine in an effort to be a better friend."

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Not every episode needs to have jeopardy in it.

Yeah, and the best fan films understand that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGiT3Z2TjP0&t=10130s

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

curiousTerminal posted:

Imagine being the poor assholes who live in the middle of the deck and have absolutely zero windows so they can't even see whatever weird space anomaly is going to kill them while they hunker down in quarters.

All the interior quarters should have fake windows, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NulKwTJuIsI

Add a paper-thin hologram and you could get a perfect recreation of the light levels of whatever locale you want, and even get 'real' sunrises rather than having to wake up in darkness and tell the computer to turn the lights on.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Tunicate posted:

Yeah, and the best fan films understand that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGiT3Z2TjP0&t=10130s

What....................

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tunicate posted:

Yeah, and the best fan films understand that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGiT3Z2TjP0&t=10130s

Not gonna lie, i'd probably mark out if a Star Trek movie had this scene in it.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Tunicate posted:

Yeah, and the best fan films understand that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGiT3Z2TjP0&t=10130s
That scene went on so long it almost reached "Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes" levels.

Then it kept going. So, uh, bang-on CG recreations of the Voyager sets, combined with Poser characters?

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Unmature posted:

I just started The New Voyages which is a bunch of 70s fan fiction officially published and it’s... interesting to say the least.

Oh God I'm so sorry.

I read through it and its sequel anthology and did little reviews of each story in each for a nerdy "read a poo poo ton of old Trek books" project that I've since kinda given up on.

Those books are bad, and Culbreath/Marshak are extremely bad.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Move Along Home is a good episode because it established Quark as a redeemable character who isn't actually malicious and does care about the people around him.

e: okay that's too much. It's not a good episode. It does however have a redeeming feature in that it establishes depth to the character of Quark that the show will spend a lot of time exploring.

Alchenar fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Sep 25, 2020

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Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Move Along Home is one of the better TOS season 3 episodes.

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