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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Preoptopus posted:

However my jaw got to drop again the other day so here yall go.




Not gonna lie, these things will always look like a 911 with a load in it’s diaper to me.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Oooooooh. Shots fired!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Rock My Socks! posted:

Not gonna lie, these things will always look like a 911 with a load in it’s diaper to me.

While squarely admitting the actual awesomeness of the car, this^^
I've never really cared for the droopy butt on it.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

Darchangel posted:

While squarely admitting the actual awesomeness of the car, this^^
I've never really cared for the droopy butt on it.

I mean, same, but I just tell myself that's where they keep all the crazy tech bits and huge fuckoff turbos.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
Where else are you gonna store all that poop when you floor the gas?

I'm sure it's got a system like those reach concrete pump trucks that funnels it into a safe storage area to easily remove.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Reddit posted:

I've told this story before but my friend once bought a 1950's bread van at used car auction.

I use a 6v battery system and the battery was dead. It wouldn't start. He towed it back home and left it to sit. One day, his little sister and her friends were playing in it. They turned on the radio and it started playing 50's classic music. That's all it would play. You could run the dial back and forth but it was just golden oldies We listened to it for a station ID, but it never came. Just music. It was like a straight up Christine car.

Then, he dug under the dash. There was a hidden 8 track with 50's golden oldies in it. 8 tracks repeat so it never stopped. For some reason, a previous owner had hid the 8 track way up under the dash and set it so that it would play

It was really creepy until he found it. That ancient 6v battery somehow had enough power to run a radio but it couldn't even kick the starter relay.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
That'd be a great prank.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yifStTx.mp4

Using a sewage truck to put out a BMW car fire...

:allears:

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009


Would.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Holy poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

making a reddit account so I can go tell username7379 they're an idiot for posting that in lovely Car Mods

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Memento posted:

making a reddit account so I can go tell username7379 they're an idiot for posting that in lovely Car Mods

The twitter account that posts them is forever full of replies that redditors are dumb with no taste for posting awesome poo poo in the wrong forum. It's not a car person reddit for sure, they've posted fully sorted track cars and such on it, they're clueless.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

The twitter account that posts them is forever full of replies that redditors are dumb with no taste for posting awesome poo poo in the wrong forum. It's not a car person reddit for sure, they've posted fully sorted track cars and such on it, they're clueless.

Thats why it's called reddit and not understandit

Edit for content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_IoR6nm4dU
Pity it cuts off

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Oct 18, 2020

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Memento posted:

making a reddit account so I can go tell username7379 they're an idiot for posting that in lovely Car Mods

It really is a thing of beauty, isn’t it?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Depending on what's on the roof of this car this might also be awful car poo poo.

ili
Jul 26, 2003



gently caress yeah that's awesome.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


*lights the touchpaper and stands well back*

https://twitter.com/samosher3/status/1318005813349408771?s=20

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Oh fuuuuuuuuck that def wrong thread.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Oh fuuuuuuuuck that def wrong thread.

Honestly, I kinda dig it. That parking job is 100% wrong thread tho.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

gently caress the haters that tuck is dope and it’s done so super clean, also classic wheels on a classic German. I loving love it, even if I generally prefer static to air!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I still have no idea how people with cars that low actually drive. One of my cars is 11cm off the deck and it's a loving pain in the arse to get about in. I beached it getting out of Red Rooster a few weeks ago :(

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

That’s the point of air heh, they air up to actually drive which does make it look a bit off rolling.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Yeah before airbag tech really came into its own it was only the truly brave that rolled around in cars that low on coilovers. I recall a friend of mine having to plan out his route anywhere because his car was so low it would bottom out on cats eyes on the motorway, literally had to weave between them. It was insanely dumb.

Bags are cheat mode but I can't hate on them, if you want your car lowwwwww but still be able to drive it, bags make so much sense. Pretty great amount of adjustment on them too. There are companies who offer aircups you can fit to your existing coilover setup too so you can run your car low and just pump up temporarily to get over stuff. Aforementioned friend now has 2 cars on those and fully rates them.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Makes me think about my dad’s stories from growing up and how they used to just lay frame basically on everything. He had a ‘56 Chevy in high school and back then the legal in CA was frame couldn’t be lower than the bottom of your rim, so they would fit the lowest sidewall tires at the time (which weren’t really that low) and then just roll these big rear end cars with scraping everywhere.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Elmnt80 posted:

Honestly, I kinda dig it. That parking job is 100% wrong thread tho.

I like the look even though I'd never do it to my own car but yeah, what an rear end in a top hat.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Elmnt80 posted:

Honestly, I kinda dig it. That parking job is 100% wrong thread tho.

Agreed. Also entirely in keeping with the car's style. Nothing says "gently caress you I do what I want" like a slammed classic porsche taking up both a handicap spot and half a pedestrian walkway.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Seems appropriate to me, that car is clearly handicapped.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
I think in the future the only way to make parked cars look worse would be some sort of axle that extends the wheelbase when parked so the chassis drops down with the wheels outside the wheelwells instead of in.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

davebo posted:

I think in the future the only way to make parked cars look worse would be some sort of axle that extends the wheelbase when parked so the chassis drops down with the wheels outside the wheelwells instead of in.

Duallie spare tires, the fender goes in between the two tires.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

TheBacon posted:

Makes me think about my dad’s stories from growing up and how they used to just lay frame basically on everything. He had a ‘56 Chevy in high school and back then the legal in CA was frame couldn’t be lower than the bottom of your rim, so they would fit the lowest sidewall tires at the time (which weren’t really that low) and then just roll these big rear end cars with scraping everywhere.
This made me really curious (I think I'm a CA car law nerd, maybe) and in looking, I was able to find that there's a maximum frame height, which was last amended in 1987, which was itself an update of the 1959 statute. Unfortunately, no word on what the rule was before that (or, indeed, what it was before 1987).

There's no minimum now though.

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Krakkles posted:

This made me really curious (I think I'm a CA car law nerd, maybe) and in looking, I was able to find that there's a maximum frame height, which was last amended in 1987, which was itself an update of the 1959 statute. Unfortunately, no word on what the rule was before that (or, indeed, what it was before 1987).

There's no minimum now though.

It's entirely possible that wasn't actually the law and the cops/sheriff in south lake tahoe in the 60s just wrote tickets for whatever they wanted!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Finally found the car of my dreams.





https://www.thedrive.com/news/37033/no-this-mid-engine-semi-truck-fused-with-a-ford-station-wagon-isnt-photoshop

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006


The truck mirrors are stupid otherwise this is good

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Woah wtf

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Applebees Appetizer posted:

The truck mirrors are stupid otherwise this is good

Aussies did it with the Ford Falcon XY 4x4

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Absolutely a missed opportunity to have something that could do a 360 underneath the payload like the VW Bug roof tow hitch.

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Krakkles
May 5, 2003

TheBacon posted:

It's entirely possible that wasn't actually the law and the cops/sheriff in south lake tahoe in the 60s just wrote tickets for whatever they wanted!
But those were the good old days!

Completely, and just in case, I didn’t mean to sound like I was doubting you. It was genuine curiosity :)

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