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Ignite Memories posted:Please don't prepare this and then lose track of it, you are generating lots of dangerous bacteria Look at this poo poo, no one's going to "lose track" of their Halal Snack Pack In fact, I'm going to get one for lunch later on today.
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Memento posted:Look at this poo poo, no one's going to "lose track" of their Halal Snack Pack It also assumes that dangerous bacteria is something that concerns an Aussie. Everything here is dangerous, so what if the bacteria is too. I'll kick it's loving teeth in.
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I like Calamari. They make cool spaceships.
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This is awesome. Toss a case of Bush Light in the back and take the Mrs out for a night in Branson, MO.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:If you drop live turkeys out of a helicopter, they hit the ground like sacks of wet cement. As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Slush Garbo posted:also curds sound gross to americans because we're uncultured Hey Wisconsin loves curds buddy; they are clearly cultured
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:54 |
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Whey to force another cheesy pun, you clot.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:56 |
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Here's a lovely picture of the dalmatian/basset mix I had years ago. The vet's reaction was What the hell is that?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:13 |
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Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:19 |
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As God is my witness, I thought that joke would fly.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:22 |
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Only true olds know the lyrics to the WKRP end credits theme
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:28 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong. You sound like a guy who would go to Columbus for vacation.
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong. You did get it.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 04:03 |
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Sorry guys I want to be a Johnny but I know I'm a Les
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 04:31 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Sorry guys I want to be a Johnny but I know I'm a Les We're all Herb or Les here, no Johnny or Venus to be seen.
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Splicer posted:I meant the weird looking hybrids. Dogs in general were our best idea. Ah, oh, OK. *changes ! into ? in SOCIOPATH column in GOONS.XLSX*
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AFewBricksShy posted:My neighbor has a 110lb rottie that has the same affliction. This throws a lot of people off from what I have seen, but having had two rottweilers, I can tell you that this is actually common and is basically the dog purring. poo poo can really make your rear end pucker if you aren't aware of it though.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 08:44 |
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strong Gigahorse energy there
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 08:57 |
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sound. vision. taste.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 09:23 |
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lol thats what you get for putting a studded collar on a yellow lab and force him to live inside a tiny wooden sub-mancave inside your mancave
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 09:38 |
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That looks like a Laserdisc remote kinda. If so, that's expensive!
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:47 |
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Planned obsolescence binch
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:57 |
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Crowetron posted:Planned obsolescence binch Strange way to advocate for spaying or neutering but yes.
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:54 |
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Unmute https://i.imgur.com/jhnkCeB.mp4
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https://twitter.com/FrameshiftShark/status/1318873899984183302?s=09
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:14 |
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That's the kind of subreddit that has good jokes for a week or two then just keeps going for years afterwards with lovely in jokes Yes, I post in the simpsons meme thread, what of it?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:19 |
Actual Lol
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ikanreed posted:That's the kind of subreddit that has good jokes for a week or two then just keeps going for years afterwards with lovely in jokes You mean the exact opposite of the situation you described?
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:46 |
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Cocaine Bear posted:That's a good dog. My wife had a childhood Lasso Apso with the same outward turned feet and a wicked underbite. Got worse towards the end and the thing looked like a Dr. Seuss character. Henry's a Lhasa too (we think - he's a rescue so it's not 100% certain) He has little stumpy legs but a very long back, so he's very noodly
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Who What Now posted:You mean the exact opposite of the situation you described? What of it
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Un-mute https://i.imgur.com/43OtOa1.mp4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZXe19L6X4&t=27s
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Splicer posted:Please don't eat squid and octopus they are insanely smart. Potentially human level smart. And not "person who thought that dog was a good idea" humans. Smart humans. There's a scene in Zach McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders where you can use the blue crystal to inhabit a dolphin and unlike all the other animals in the game it has the exact set of adventure game verbs as when you're a human. So I guess that could have been an octopus then?
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Prurient Squid posted:There's a scene in Zach McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders where you can use the blue crystal to inhabit a dolphin and unlike all the other animals in the game it has the exact set of adventure game verbs as when you're a human. So I guess that could have been an octopus then? I'm pretty sure there's a bird you can inhabit which is equally intelligent, isn't there? That game was a long time ago.
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Whybird posted:I'm pretty sure there's a bird you can inhabit which is equally intelligent, isn't there? That game was a long time ago. Feel free to eat yak, whose only verb is Chew until, apparently, Poop shows up on the list. (I've been playing that game in various incarnations since it came out on the C64 in '88 and never knew that. )
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 18:39 |
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absolutely cackling at this
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Halp plz
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