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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Ignite Memories posted:

Please don't prepare this and then lose track of it, you are generating lots of dangerous bacteria

Look at this poo poo, no one's going to "lose track" of their Halal Snack Pack

In fact, I'm going to get one for lunch later on today.

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:49

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

Look at this poo poo, no one's going to "lose track" of their Halal Snack Pack

In fact, I'm going to get one for lunch later on today.

It also assumes that dangerous bacteria is something that concerns an Aussie. Everything here is dangerous, so what if the bacteria is too. I'll kick it's loving teeth in.

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Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

I like Calamari. They make cool spaceships.

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kheldarn posted:

This is awesome. Toss a case of Bush Light in the back and take the Mrs out for a night in Branson, MO.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:18

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

If you drop live turkeys out of a helicopter, they hit the ground like sacks of wet cement.

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:31

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Slush Garbo posted:

also curds sound gross to americans because we're uncultured

Hey Wisconsin loves curds buddy; they are clearly cultured

# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:54

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Whey to force another cheesy pun, you clot.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 02:56

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Here's a lovely picture of the dalmatian/basset mix I had years ago. The vet's reaction was What the hell is that?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:13

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:19

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

As God is my witness, I thought that joke would fly.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:22

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Only true olds know the lyrics to the WKRP end credits theme

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:28

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong.

You sound like a guy who would go to Columbus for vacation.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:30

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Oldest old person forum for the elderly in the world making WKRP jokes in 2020, stay strong.

You did get it.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 04:03

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Sorry guys I want to be a Johnny but I know I'm a Les

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kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Sorry guys I want to be a Johnny but I know I'm a Les

We're all Herb or Les here, no Johnny or Venus to be seen.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:13

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Splicer posted:

I meant the weird looking hybrids. Dogs in general were our best idea.

Ah, oh, OK. *changes ! into ? in SOCIOPATH column in GOONS.XLSX*

# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:37

Kitty Burger: May 23, 2005; Mmm, taste like kitty...

AFewBricksShy posted:

My neighbor has a 110lb rottie that has the same affliction.

He's super friendly and will sit on your feet so you can pet him, but when you pet him he starts growling. If you stop, he looks at you like "That's it?" then will immediately start growling again when you start back up. If you happen to get a really good spot, instead of his leg going, he actually will snarl, lifting up his lip like he's about to rip your arm off. Then when you stop and back away because a 110lb dog is snarling at you, he looks at you like "That can't be all you've got" and will sit back on your feet so you can continue petting him and making him snarl.

It took me about a month to just get used to the fact that he's just a giant idiot and that he's not going to kill me.

This throws a lot of people off from what I have seen, but having had two rottweilers, I can tell you that this is actually common and is basically the dog purring. poo poo can really make your rear end pucker if you aren't aware of it though.

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Kheldarn posted:

strong Gigahorse energy there

# ? Oct 21, 2020 08:57

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Oct 21, 2020 09:20

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Lodin posted:

sound. vision. taste.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 09:23

Hardon Crime: Jan 15, 2020; hubba hubba hubba hubba

Lodin posted:

lol thats what you get for putting a studded collar on a yellow lab and force him to live inside a tiny wooden sub-mancave inside your mancave

# ? Oct 21, 2020 09:38

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Lodin posted:

That looks like a Laserdisc remote kinda. If so, that's expensive!

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Crowetron: Apr 29, 2009

Planned obsolescence binch :dukedog:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:57

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Crowetron posted:

Planned obsolescence binch

Strange way to advocate for spaying or neutering but yes.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:54

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Unmute

https://i.imgur.com/jhnkCeB.mp4

# ? Oct 21, 2020 12:20

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/FrameshiftShark/status/1318873899984183302?s=09

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:14

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/FrameshiftShark/status/1318873899984183302?s=09

That's the kind of subreddit that has good jokes for a week or two then just keeps going for years afterwards with lovely in jokes

Yes, I post in the simpsons meme thread, what of it?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:19

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Unmute

https://i.imgur.com/jhnkCeB.mp4

Actual Lol

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:29

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

ikanreed posted:

That's the kind of subreddit that has good jokes for a week or two then just keeps going for years afterwards with lovely in jokes

Yes, I post in the simpsons meme thread, what of it?

You mean the exact opposite of the situation you described?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:46

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Cocaine Bear posted:

That's a good dog. My wife had a childhood Lasso Apso with the same outward turned feet and a wicked underbite. Got worse towards the end and the thing looked like a Dr. Seuss character.

Henry's a Lhasa too (we think - he's a rescue so it's not 100% certain) He has little stumpy legs but a very long back, so he's very noodly :3:

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:46

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Who What Now posted:

You mean the exact opposite of the situation you described?

What of it

# ? Oct 21, 2020 13:48

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Un-mute

https://i.imgur.com/43OtOa1.mp4

# ? Oct 21, 2020 14:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Un-mute

https://i.imgur.com/43OtOa1.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZXe19L6X4&t=27s

# ? Oct 21, 2020 14:41

Prurient Squid: Jul 21, 2008; Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Splicer posted:

Please don't eat squid and octopus they are insanely smart. Potentially human level smart. And not "person who thought that dog was a good idea" humans. Smart humans.

There's a scene in Zach McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders where you can use the blue crystal to inhabit a dolphin and unlike all the other animals in the game it has the exact set of adventure game verbs as when you're a human. So I guess that could have been an octopus then?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 14:59

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Prurient Squid posted:

There's a scene in Zach McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders where you can use the blue crystal to inhabit a dolphin and unlike all the other animals in the game it has the exact set of adventure game verbs as when you're a human. So I guess that could have been an octopus then?

I'm pretty sure there's a bird you can inhabit which is equally intelligent, isn't there? That game was a long time ago.

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Oct 21, 2020 16:37

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Whybird posted:

I'm pretty sure there's a bird you can inhabit which is equally intelligent, isn't there? That game was a long time ago.

Yeah, in Peru. It has Fly To instead of Walk To, but otherwise its verbs are identical.

Feel free to eat yak, whose only verb is Chew until, apparently, Poop shows up on the list.

(I've been playing that game in various incarnations since it came out on the C64 in '88 and never knew that. :aaa: