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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fumaofthelake posted:

These days it’s honestly kind of quaint that Pee Wee got in so much trouble for jerking off in the jerk off theater

I didn't even know he had been in trouble with the law before the child porn lawsuit.


Oh no I voted for Brexit because I'm a huge racist but apparently it wasn't about that oh nooo?!?

3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Dec 29, 2020

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

If you work for a living you are working class.

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

Why didn’t the interviewer ask him why on earth he thought that Brexit would include market access?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

yeah the guys who actually own the company make 10-100x what the sales guys do.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

That's the stuff.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Brain Curry posted:

yeah the guys who actually own the company make 10-100x what the sales guys do.

Somehow I still don't think a definition of working class that includes people who can easily afford to (and do) become landlords is very useful.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Epic High Five posted:

Kim got her start being rich as gently caress

And selling Black beauty standards as her own idea to white girls.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'd guess that the OnlyFans market is currently super competitive and flooded with hardcore content and anyone who stuck to softcore would lose their market share pretty quickly.

It was probably headed that way already but the pandemic and the stay-at-home orders would have sped up the process fairly significantly. There's not a whole lot of independent jobs you can run via Zoom.

Eh, there are women who can make a living doing softcore behind an onlyfans.

As far as I know, Jessica Nigri is a cosplayer who makes a living selling anime cheesecake and she hasn't had to take a dick on camera yet.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Somehow I still don't think a definition of working class that includes people who can easily afford to (and do) become landlords is very useful.

I could easily afford to become a landlord and I spent most of yesterday walking through the cold and snow to deliver mail. Am I not a worker?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

Do they gain a living through their wage, or do they gain a living through ownership? Do they need to work to pay their bills?

The answer is yes, they are workers, and people who make more than you are *still exploited* by ownership pocketing their surplus.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Brain Curry posted:

yeah the guys who actually own the company make 10-100x what the sales guys do.

Pretty much. Reminds me of that Chris Rock Joke.

Lebron James is Rich. The owner of the Lakers is wealthy.

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001


What vast global market did this old gently caress think there was for these horrible disgusting creatures he's selling? He literally found the one country on the planet that, due to whatever national trauma, are willing to import these nightmare things for food and he happily voted to close off that market.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

I could easily afford to become a landlord and I spent most of yesterday walking through the cold and snow to deliver mail. Am I not a worker?

You know what, I don't even know. Apartments here cost around 4000 €/m² (+ upkeep fees of on average around 4€/m² a month, but that isn't very useful when some housing corporations have huge debt and others don't so you also might have to pay that off every month) and a mail carrier makes under 2700€*. Someone who has a functioning brain can do the math.

*) Before taxes etc. Let's say 1900€ net.

3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Dec 29, 2020

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

lynch_69 posted:

What vast global market did this old gently caress think there was for these horrible disgusting creatures he's selling? He literally found the one country on the planet that, due to whatever national trauma, are willing to import these things for food and he happily voted to close off that market.

The UK (and England specifically) seem to be under this continued delusion that Europe and the rest of the world need them way more than they do. The assumption was that they'd Brexit and then negotiate full market access agreements before it took effect. They figured they'd have both the markets and their precious racisms because who could live without the UK's market?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You know what, I don't even know. Apartments here cost around 4000 €/m² (+ upkeep fees of on average around 4€/m² a month, but that isn't very useful when some housing corporations have huge debt and others don't so you also might have to pay that off every month) and a mail carrier makes under 2700€. Someone who has a functioning brain can do the math.

You're not counting overtime in that equation. Here in the US a mail carrier tops out at about $65k/year but with overtime that can easily stretch above $100k. If I wanted to I could become a duplex tyrant with a little bit of effort.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

You're not counting overtime in that equation. Here in the US a mail carrier tops out at about $65k/year but with overtime that can easily stretch above $100k. If I wanted to I could become a duplex tyrant with a little bit of effort.

The "under 2700€" includes overtime etc, it's the average actual pay. Union pay for full-time work is under 2000€ before taxes. Also they've been cutting hours, not increasing them. (No mail on Tuesdays.)

e: I don't actually know if they managed the "union-shopping" plot to lower it to around 1500€. I'd check but it might depress me too much.

3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 15:35 on Dec 29, 2020

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Forceholy posted:

Pretty much. Reminds me of that Chris Rock Joke.

Lebron James is Rich. The owner of the Lakers is wealthy.

Lebron James is also wealthy. He makes $50 million a year through the ownership of "Lebron James" as a brand.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The "under 2700€" includes overtime etc, it's the average actual pay. Union pay for full-time work is under 2000€ before taxes. Also they've been cutting hours, not increasing them. (No mail on Tuesdays.)

e: I don't actually know if they managed the "union-shopping" plot to lower it to around 1500€. I'd check but it might depress me too much.

A month? They're getting robbed.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

lol owned

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I didn't even know he had been in trouble with the law before the child porn lawsuit.


Oh no I voted for Brexit because I'm a huge racist but apparently it wasn't about that oh nooo?!?

How could he have known a plan which involves nullifying all existing EU Zone trade agreements would impact his disgusting slimy eel business?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



in any time, in any place, small business owners are always a bunch of dipshits with overinflated egos who will gently caress their business, and by extension the livelyhood of their employees over if it means making themselves feel good then whine about it

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

eels are a kind of fish and now england gets to keep them all, so mission accomplished i guess

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

maybe the royal navy can send a very small boat to protect this guy's eel tanks

if it doesn't fit in the tank they can park it in a trailer outside

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

Yep! Just like you still have more in common with a gig worker making half of what you do than you do with the CEO

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Somehow I still don't think a definition of working class that includes people who can easily afford to (and do) become landlords is very useful.

you see if someone is deriving their income from being a landlord they are not working class, because other people are earning their income for them, like I said. If they still work but also have investment properties they are petit, the fun gray area where they cannot be relied upon to have any solidarity with workers but also if they stop working they will in all probability suffer enormously for it, a trait of the working class

Any more though, I would say this only really comes up in the form of someone renting a room out of their home or splitting their home into a smaller home and an apartment as an additional income stream, which is a very different proposition than the investment landlord as we imagine them. Dunno what property values are in your area but around here you aren't owning homes you don't live in if you didn't enter the market rich already, be it from existing productive capital or from generational wealth

Whenever people talk about how Buffett is some kind of ethical billionaire because he lives in a normie ranch house, I like to point out that he owns half the homes that previously would've been starter homes in our own city lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

etalian posted:

How could he have known a plan which involves nullifying all existing EU Zone trade agreements would impact his disgusting slimy eel business?

Brexit was marketed as "now you can punch Polish workers and murder Pakistani workers, with impunity".

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Brexit was marketed as "now you can punch Polish workers and murder Pakistani workers, with impunity".
No to Brexit: 20 million Turks will force Sharia Law on England
Yes to Brexit: Foreigners are outlaws

Zeroisanumber posted:

The UK (and England specifically) seem to be under this continued delusion that Europe and the rest of the world need them way more than they do. The assumption was that they'd Brexit and then negotiate full market access agreements before it took effect. They figured they'd have both the markets and their precious racisms because who could live without the UK's market?
The English believe the UK is what the US actually is. As opposed to Americans, who believe the US is the world.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Somehow I still don't think a definition of working class that includes people who can easily afford to (and do) become landlords is very useful.
Class is about power dynamics. The capitalists can, with the backing of the state, prevent you from making money - and thus they can force you into giving up the majority of your labor for free. Landlords work the same way, but for housing. Someone making more money than you from their labor is not free of this dynamic, they're just in a position to demand more.

You yourself even point out the actual issue, landlordism. It's not that they have money, it's that they have housing they can use to demand labor from other workers.

Epic High Five posted:

you see if someone is deriving their income from being a landlord they are not working class, because other people are earning their income for them, like I said. If they still work but also have investment properties they are petit, the fun gray area where they cannot be relied upon to have any solidarity with workers but also if they stop working they will in all probability suffer enormously for it, a trait of the working class

Any more though, I would say this only really comes up in the form of someone renting a room out of their home or splitting their home into a smaller home and an apartment as an additional income stream, which is a very different proposition than the investment landlord as we imagine them. Dunno what property values are in your area but around here you aren't owning homes you don't live in if you didn't enter the market rich already, be it from existing productive capital or from generational wealth
To build on your last point, the petite bourgeoisie is shrinking too. In good times it'll happily exploit the workers, but in bad times they will lose their capital to the proper bourgeoisie (generally banks in this case). Since losing your capital essentially means you're out of the game, what with the "smart time to buy" being half a century ago, that means fewer and fewer petite bourgeois. You see it with landlords, "mom and pop" stores, doctors, and so on.

Which is not to say that you're supposed to be crying for "mom and pop" landlords or whatever, but I think it illustrates the point. Even those fuckers get hosed by capitalists, another worker making twice as much as you is not fundamentally different from you.

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009

Forceholy posted:

Pretty much. Reminds me of that Chris Rock Joke.

Lebron James is Rich. The owner of the Lakers is wealthy.

I understand the point of this joke (which was about Michael Jordan not Lebron James), but it's massively underestimating how wealthy top athletes are. Michael Jordan is a billionaire worth slightly more than Jerry Reinsdorf, the owner of the Bulls. LeBron isn't a billionaire yet - though he will be by the time he's 50 - but he is also worth about the same amount as the owner of the Lakers.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

This is hilarious. "Working class" = exactly what I make, no more no less!

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

TastyAvocado posted:



This is hilarious. "Working class" = exactly what I make, no more no less!

It's also a widespread, insidious, and very effectively demotivating idea. After all, why should you feel solidarity with that guy, his house is bigger than yours!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TastyAvocado posted:

I understand the point of this joke (which was about Michael Jordan not Lebron James), but it's massively underestimating how wealthy top athletes are. Michael Jordan is a billionaire worth slightly more than Jerry Reinsdorf, the owner of the Bulls. LeBron isn't a billionaire yet - though he will be by the time he's 50 - but he is also worth about the same amount as the owner of the Lakers.


This is hilarious. "Working class" = exactly what I make, no more no less!

Actually it was about Shaq! :eng101:

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://www.npr.org/2020/12/28/950861977/toxic-individualism-pandemic-politics-driving-health-care-workers-from-small-tow

3D Megadoodoo posted:

So the sales guys making double what I make are working class? OK.

yes, dipshit

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

TastyAvocado posted:

This is hilarious. "Working class" = exactly what I make, no more no less!

I wouldn't presume to speak for 3DMD, but I think this is a fairly easy to fall into ideological trap what with a 60k salary getting you two very different living conditions in Attleborough, MA and I don't know, whatever part of CA "Silicon Valley" is these days. I tend to personally try and frame things in a "working class" vs "make work" roles - roles whose sole purpose within a company is to create what have been called "bullshit jobs" - explained in the titular essay by the same name:

quote:

Yes, we have witnessed the creation of an endless variety of new jobs and industries since the '20s, but very few have anything to do with the production and distribution of sushi, iPhones, or fancy sneakers.So what are these new jobs, precisely? A recent report comparing employment in the US between 1910 and 2000 gives us a clear picture (and I note, one pretty much exactly echoed in the UK). Over the course of the last century, the number of workers employed as domestic servants, in industry, and in the farm sector has collapsed dramatically. At the same time, ‘professional, managerial, clerical, sales, and service workers’ tripled, growing ‘from one-quarter to three-quarters of total employment.’ In other words, productive jobs have, just as predicted, been largely automated away (even if you count industrial workers globally, including the toiling masses in India and China, such workers are still not nearly so large a percentage of the world population as they used to be.)

But rather than allowing a massive reduction of working hours to free the world's population to pursue their own projects, pleasures, visions, and ideas, we have seen the ballooning of not even so much of the ‘service’ sector as of the administrative sector, up to and including the creation of whole new industries like financial services or telemarketing, or the unprecedented expansion of sectors like corporate law, academic and health administration, human resources, and public relations. And these numbers do not even reflect on all those people whose job is to provide administrative, technical, or security support for these industries, or for that matter the whole host of ancillary industries (dog-washers, all-night pizza delivery) that only exist because everyone else is spending so much of their time working in all the other ones.These are what I propose to call ‘bullshit jobs’.It's as if someone were out there making up pointless jobs just for the sake of keeping us all working.

And, to be clear, the bullshit job workers themselves aren't the target of my disdain - the grudge is with the entire class of business operations that created said job - Directors of We're Not Actualizing a 5% YOY ROG That Doesn't Have The Technical Skills to User PowerBI to Create Reports But Can Ask Someone to Make Them So They Can Tell the Other Directors That We're Not Actualizing a 5% YOY ROG So We Should Hire More Sales People, and so on who, without the workers they've made underneath them would be as helpless as a newborn babe.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol i like how that article is about that person quitting their healthcare job because they're getting death threats and poo poo about wearing masks for the fake virus, but that at the end they reveal that no, they aren't gonna move away

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Actually it was about Shaq! :eng101:

drat... well he's loving loaded too!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i like how that article is about that person quitting their healthcare job because they're getting death threats and poo poo about wearing masks for the fake virus, but that at the end they reveal that no, they aren't gonna move away

I assume "small town values" in cases like that means "white people only"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TastyAvocado posted:

This is hilarious. "Working class" = exactly what I make, no more no less!

Everyone who makes more money than me is a greedy parasite, and anyone who makes less money than me is lazy parasite. :colbert:

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

TastyAvocado posted:

drat... well he's loving loaded too!

i'm pretty sure shaq is somehow physically incapable of turning down any offer to be filmed, which would explain his appearances in Kazaam as well as low budget ads for icy hot and "the general" brand auto insurance

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I assume "small town values" in cases like that means "white people only"

Yeah, I've always put that right up there with "you used to be able to leave your doors unlocked around here," which conveniently stops just short of "and then those [insert local scapegoat nonwhite demographic here] started moving in!"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I assume "small town values" in cases like that means "white people only"

they claim that they moved there to instill "community" in their kids, and then were stabbed in the back when they told people to protect their neighbors by wearing masks

so yeah probably "i don't want my kids to go to school with black people, like in the city"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lib and let die posted:

Yeah, I've always put that right up there with "you used to be able to leave your doors unlocked around here," which conveniently stops just short of "and then those [insert local scapegoat nonwhite demographic here] started moving in!"

You know that more densely populated areas have higher crime regardless of racial makeup, right?

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Jewel Repetition posted:

You know that more densely populated areas have higher crime regardless of racial makeup, right?

Yes, of course. More population density = more poverty = more crime, but I wouldn't credit Trump voters with knowing (or caring) about that, who are mostly the kinds of people to wax poetic about how you used to be able to leave your door unlocked in 1950

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