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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Joementum posted:

Review was such an amazing show

It really is, I wish more people would watch it

Edit: snipe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2dSE6_utcE

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


shut the gently caress up about reality it's not real

Nim_Chimsky
Mar 23, 2019

OFFICIAL SKELETON
WAR PARTICIPANT



Fun Shoe

free hubcaps posted:

BBC confirming that the balls were tasered, that the tasering lasted a comical amount of time, and that the tasering caused steam to shoot out of the victims ears, mouth, and butthole, burning several bystanders

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

UFOTacoMan posted:

you know, maybe cawthorn's not so bad after all :shrug:

lol he literally did everything he's trashing other conservatives for and calling them cowards for not admitting to

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Der Meister posted:

cool so the military is in charge

In his call with Pelosi, Mark Milley explained that the military overriding the president would amount to a military coup. He did not mention that all that can stop this from happening are norms which aren't codified into law.

lol

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

thought that sign in the background said "herpes work here"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Der Meister posted:

thx 4 tha info, I have 0 invested in whatever ancestry was even revealed by it it was more just a curiosity

Sure, why not. But human history is complicated, all sorts of things happen, I would listen more to your grandma than some dumb spit test

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

Plinkey posted:

im not sure how else to explain this, other than it's already like 3rd hand food that's about to expire, even the pasta, it was sold in bulk once to a regular grocery store, it didnt sell, so the place i shop sometimes sells it for cents on the dollar, if it doesnt sell from there, they mark it down even more, and that's when i put together stupid poo poo, that whole thing today was less than $3

gently caress I want a shop like that

always got my eye out for the ":siren:THIS poo poo IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!!!:siren:" deals for next to nothing.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



lol the social collapse of america is moving along at a brisk pace i see

https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solarin posted:

thank you for practicing sustainable eating

it's a mennonite grocery store, and they are very charitable, so im helping buy buying the poo poo no one else wants

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

VideoKid posted:

I thought the 25th was designed to be quick incase the president was in a coma or something.

You'd think after losing the election Pence would have a "25th_template.docx" sitting on his desktop with everything but the date filled out, ready to go.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol the social collapse of america is moving along at a brisk pace i see

https://twitter.com/FrankieSoupp/status/1348714071575699460

loling at a running of the banks to put all their money into dinnar

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
year of three presidents lets gooooo

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

jesus christ it's funny how enormously poo poo on parler got

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Joementum posted:

Review was such an amazing show

Andy Daly fuckin rules

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cao Ni Ma posted:

loling at a running of the banks to put all their money into dinnar

remember the run on guns and ammo when obama won? lmao

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

Solarin posted:

jesus christ it's funny how enormously poo poo on parler got

yeah they went from "we are here but our servers are a bit poo poo" to loving deleted in the space of hours

no one will loving touch them lol

pandy fackler
Jun 2, 2020

Tesseraction posted:

lol please let him bring everyone to jail out of selfishness https://twitter.com/dustinhines/status/1348778511264321540?s=19

lol isn't rudy the subject of several independent criminal investigations for different crimes

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

the interior of a nussy

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Yes! Close the forums!

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



even if there was about to be martial law and everyones bank accounts and cards got shut down for some reason, what good would having a bunch of cash do you lol

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Stereotype posted:

the founding fathers wrote pardons into the constitution because they were all perverted deviant criminals and they wanted to get away with everything

I think they almost didn’t have it in there then they put it in and the justification for it being so broad was something like “there’s no way someone would use this corruptly” and that was it lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Joementum posted:

Review was such an amazing show

one of the best sitcoms ever made IMO

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret was also great and in a similar vein

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

poo poo looked delicious Plinkey, gently caress the haters and the losers.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1348790246729781250

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
https://defector.com/after-the-sacred-landslide/

If you weren't depressed enough already

It is about the state of the nation and how we gave rise to the current situation

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Why bother tweeting something that be confirmed as not real in like 2 seconds

https://twitter.com/CaudilloUIt/status/1348782482921951232

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CredulousAtBest posted:

gently caress I want a shop like that

always got my eye out for the ":siren:THIS poo poo IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!!!:siren:" deals for next to nothing.

there's a basket next to the door when your leaving that just has a 'free' sign on it, like chips, soup, poo poo like that, its all expired, but it's free

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Solarin posted:

jesus christ it's funny how enormously poo poo on parler got

:yeah:

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

So is the Parler user dump real? Is it online and searchable anywhere yet? I want to check on my neighbor that I'm sure was 100% insurrectionist garbage to see what she posted.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Is he finally crumpled or did he do it with a gleeful cackle of pride

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Joementum posted:

Review was such an amazing show

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

wonder how many people are still holding out hope for trump to do the sacred dinar RV

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/ericliptonnyt/status/1348787141795524608?s=21

wuh woh!!

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Slippery posted:

If you weren't depressed enough already

no, i think i'm good to go on that account, thanks for offering tho

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



https://twitter.com/Anthony/status/1348791403384627201

loving lol

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

lol please let him bring everyone to jail out of selfishness https://twitter.com/dustinhines/status/1348778511264321540?s=19

lmao

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

even if there was about to be martial law and everyones bank accounts and cards got shut down for some reason, what good would having a bunch of cash do you lol

lol if capital would ever let us stop spending

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Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

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Ah, I see youre also a MENSA member

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