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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Eifert Posting posted:

I remember wandering through a Walmart some Tuesday in college at like 2:00 a.m. and suddenly having an epiphany that somebody needs to write and perform the lovely nu rock that companies like Walmart are comfortable playing.

yeah a musician friend of mine made decent money making lovely truck rock and glockenspiel + ukulele music for commercials by day and badass psych rock for terrible pay by night

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cardiacarrest123 posted:

WAit,


So is there a manhunt underway for baked Alaska

well, a bench warrent isn't really a manhunt

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Vasukhani posted:



Image of bernie sanders after obliterating an entire platoon with his mind like akria

i do the same walk but its thru my living room and instead of soldiers its empty pizza boxes

gregday
May 23, 2003

well poo poo

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1349838583897726978

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe

cardiacarrest123 posted:

WAit,


So is there a manhunt underway for baked Alaska

more of a boyhunt really

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Plinkey posted:

lol my company was like 'we're not doing that poo poo, dont ask about it'

mine too but no one reads memos. One person said they were gonna report me directly to trump and I laughed for like 10 minutes

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lol Dems are going to get killed with this lmao

Probably literally judging by how things are going

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
they don't teach you in school that you can't storm the capitol

don't tell me they do

i was home schooled

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Admiral Ray posted:

ah, i remember see that and then making this


baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
dan tracks

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

Let me tell you, the best part of being 28 is when you eat noodles too fast and accidentally inhale one and end up having a terrible coughing fit and the feeling something is stuck in your lung, that persists for days and interrupts your sleep and gives you terrible anxiety because you live in a place where seeing a doctor has a waitlist a mile long. Im on day 2 of this pray 4 me

lol this is what 20 year olds considers motherfucker Im a vector

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

apertura posted:

What'd you tell them?

first i would try to explain the difference between payroll tax and income tax and they would usually not listen to a word I said would just yell that Trump canceled all of the taxes. eventually I would just hang up lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/amcnal/status/1349401102622601217

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Vasukhani posted:



Image of bernie sanders after obliterating an entire platoon with his mind like akria

Bernie Sanders demonstrates his Conqueror's Haki

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Louisgod posted:

he seems happy and I hope he's able to keep this happiness forever

Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMsT_2teus

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Great for dealers

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


that lowtaxs house

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WenzlerPowers/status/1349837955486068743

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1349840133474955278

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Inspector Hound posted:

Great for dealers

https://twitter.com/nicebigdog/status/1349402718989856768?s=19

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Temocracy17/status/1349840603673198599

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Gripweed posted:

Bernie Sanders demonstrates his Conqueror's Haki

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Is the federal minimum wage thing that same poo poo Obama did where he raised it for fed gov employees only, essentially making it useless?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 376 days!

This is good

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Vasukhani posted:



Image of bernie sanders after obliterating an entire platoon with his mind like akria

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


15 an hour eh?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

This is good

good for me to poop on, like u

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

This is good

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lpzie posted:

good for me to poop on, like u

:vincefrog:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




most progressive president ever

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
is the 1400 means tested as well

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Business Gorillas posted:

Is the federal minimum wage thing that same poo poo Obama did where he raised it for fed gov employees only, essentially making it useless?

Or do like Cuomo did for New Yorkers and phase it in over 10 years

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Great minds

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




2022 is gonna involve liberals trying to wave a calculator in everyone's faces as they get beaten to death by Qanon psychos

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

15 an hour eh?

if you started a new small business in an economically underserved minority community within 1 year of graduating from college, you're allowed to pay yourself $15 an hour

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

just hurry and give me my loving 1400 you loving rapist

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