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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

spookygonk posted:



It's what she would have wanted.

I’m the journalist who ruined this guys sweet dreams forever.

I can only imagine getting that phone call about my mom from some random journalist.

“Yeah great thanks for letting me know and putting that image in my head. And I probably can’t sue them because I signed a contract. Really appreciate the pointless call, though. Thanks.” :reject:


EDIT: Apparently the lawsuit awarded him and nine other people $58 million total, so I guess they can call me.

Bloodfart McCoy has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Mar 23, 2021

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I didn't notice the centaur woman at first because I was entranced by the boob in the oven, and trying to figure out how it got in/reflected in there.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!


I've always appreciated Goya's works.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Memento posted:

Watching the show Bluey with my kids, I get a lot of mileage now out of "ahh, biscuits"
Cheese and crackers!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://i.imgur.com/8hvzbeh.gifv

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

This can't go unnoticed, it's perfect!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nice

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





koshmar posted:

This can't go unnoticed, it's perfect!

What is it?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




I’m at a loss.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m the journalist who ruined this guys sweet dreams forever.

I can only imagine getting that phone call about my mom from some random journalist.

“Yeah great thanks for letting me know and putting that image in my head. And I probably can’t sue them because I signed a contract. Really appreciate the pointless call, though. Thanks.” :reject:
Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, and that guy was moving a little to close to acceptance.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Memento posted:

Watching the show Bluey with my kids, I get a lot of mileage now out of "ahh, biscuits"

Also at the other end of the emotional scale, they're bringing back "wakkadoo".

My 4yo is listening to a lot of Enid Blyton, so she's all fiddlesticks and crumbs at the moment.

Which is nicer than having my own foul mouth thrown back at me by small children.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Memento posted:

Watching the show Bluey with my kids, I get a lot of mileage now out of "ahh, biscuits"

Dangermouse and Penfold's "Oh peas, oh carrots."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Was watching some indie wankfest called "Doors", and the opening scene features a man with actual Hank Hill rear end.


Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was watching some indie wankfest

they're called cam shows

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

BrigadierSensible posted:

I didn't notice the centaur woman at first because I was entranced by the boob in the oven, and trying to figure out how it got in/reflected in there.

Turn on your monitor and the reflection of a boob should disappear.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Many are familiar with statues of dogs, whose heads are polished and gleaming because people love to pet them.

Apparently people love to do the same with Marie Antionette's tit on her memorial statue in a basilica.




Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Memento posted:

Watching the show Bluey with my kids, I get a lot of mileage now out of "ahh, biscuits"

I always go with 'sugar snap peas' or 'pineal glands' if swearing is a no-no.

Of course, it didn't help when a person I often said the latter around thought it was just a fancy word for cock, defeating the purpose of the thing in the first place.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

It keeps happening!





OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ok come on they didn't have to make ronaldo with a massive dong.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


"Statue sponsored by Cristiano Ronaldo"

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

OwlFancier posted:

Ok come on they didn't have to make ronaldo with a massive dong.

You do what the customer asks.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was watching some indie wankfest called "Doors", and the opening scene features a man with actual Hank Hill rear end.




That movie sucked

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
I wish more people touched the statues all over. That way we would have nice shiny statues.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










:discourse:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Gutter Phoenix posted:

¡¡¡Historietas Sensacionales!!!



This parrot could not be happier about the sex.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pastry of the Year posted:

This parrot could not be happier about the sex.

:parrot:

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pastry of the Year posted:

This parrot could not be happier about the sex.

https://i.imgur.com/rhpV92e.mp4

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Lodin posted:

It keeps happening!







Pierre Chaton
Sep 1, 2006

Elissimpark posted:

Also at the other end of the emotional scale, they're bringing back "wakkadoo".

My 4yo is listening to a lot of Enid Blyton, so she's all fiddlesticks and crumbs at the moment.

Which is nicer than having my own foul mouth thrown back at me by small children.

i loved the famous five as a kid, but in retrospect they have some messages, especially about race/ethnicity, that aren't great

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

BLOBby Newmark posted:

i loved the famous five as a kid, but in retrospect they have some messages, especially about race/ethnicity, that aren't great

https://youtu.be/3PdKP5Y6-5U

Pierre Chaton
Sep 1, 2006


lol, knew what that would be even before i clicked

but yes, there was a lot of george spotting a swarthy foreigner up to no good, then the gang investigating

perhaps not an ideal thing to put in a childs mind today, is all i'm saying

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

koshmar posted:

This can't go unnoticed, it's perfect!

It went unnoticed because it sucks.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/jimprov/status/1292947018382544898

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was watching some indie wankfest called "Doors", and the opening scene features a man with actual Hank Hill rear end.




Representation is important

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

Memento posted:

Watching the show Bluey with my kids, I get a lot of mileage now out of "ahh, biscuits"

I have been known to say "son of a biscuit eating bulldog" on more than several occasions.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I spotted some statue molestation in Baltimore a few years ago



She seems upset about it tbh

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


:discourse:

E:f,b

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hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Snowy posted:

I spotted some statue molestation in Baltimore a few years ago



She seems upset about it tbh
just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline

or is that just a sign of high friction? Making every woman in a 50ft radius wince

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